Humor Life Poems - Poems about Humor Life

Alley-Oop WHO TOLD YOU THAT YOU WERE NAKED!!! "She Did," Adam Said... "What?" -Gray Squirrel 06-03-2025 ...

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"As the day ends, one is closer to heaven." By Poet My neighbor is old, she can be very bold. Loving to wear lots of fancy gold, and decrepit I am told. You know age is just a thing, numbers one wants to ring. How old are you, that number may make you blue. They tell me I am a decrepit ninety-two, but I can...

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If only I had but a clue, Then surely, I'd know what to do. With life's mystery gone, I'd settle upon Some course that I can't now construe....

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We cured death on a Tuesday, launched the trial on a Thursday, by Friday, 14% of the test group was gnawing on the janitorial staff. Still, the press was kind. “Remarkable resilience,” they wrote, as Unit 42A chewed through its restraints, and tried to bite a cameraman. We called them SoulSavers™, engineered for eternal youth, a proprietary blend of nanites, CRISPR, and just a dash of...

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The lady was being downright crass. She straight up told me to kiss her ass ~ then, tried to have me arrested, for doing what she requested ~ planting a smouch on her big crevasse. The furthest I ever got with Anne was a bit past the church of St. Stan. And there, she bolted from my car, yelling, "This time you've gone...

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?A grumpy grandpa (from Greece), gruff and gray, is grazing on a grain of grass, graceful. He’s grumbling that the grim grave is growing greater and greedily greeting his grasp....

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When the seconds don't flow with energy. Don't wish to fight for the space, to be seen. Essence doesn't fetch you double jeopardy. Thoughts break through their own fences on the screen. When I connect through pages of aged...

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I’m listening to a song, that’s captured my mood. What’s the singer saying? If it knew, I’d sing along. but the slurry words elude. It’s an artistic choice, I suppose, and I don’t require deeper meanings. A squirrel stands defiantly in the middle of the path, A tiny, furry-tailed, usurper - quite out of the routine. “Hello fluffy rodent,” I baby-sing, as it watches...

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Oy vey I received an N/A No worries—it’s okay Tomorrow’s a new day!...

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Why waste time at school and still miss the bus When ignorance is instantaneous! In this school we call life, The best teacher seems strife That gives great lessons, makes none whatso fuss. __________________________ Tongue-in-cheek |17.11.2024|humour, school, life ...

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Don’t have to walk the dog Or let the cat out Don’t matter If the seats left up or down I always know Who farted Still ask Why are “we” Watching this Still check the mail Mr. Edison Writes monthly The Maitre d’ shouts “table for one” OK…OK… It’s the local deli And a guy Wearing baggy Rubber gloves shouts “NEXT” I picture him At heaven’s gate Shouting….. ...

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Truth be told I don’t have many Truths…that is My beliefs have changed Over the years Not always for the better According to some Who hold their “truths” paramount. I tell those people “I am what you made me” It’s been said that I have no filters Will say whatever runs Screaming through my mind My parry and thrust Usually involves subtle Quixotically imbued ideas As I bear scars from battling...

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Those days, pray before wake up. These days, cellphone before wake up Before, love letter to court a lady Now, just text and have a baby....

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'Twas once the bicycle of life, started down a cheerful lane, past daisies beneath the sun, when Mary waved at me again, just as my bike hit a bump, And I flew end-over-end, landing hard upon my head - thump! Oh bicycle of life, my friend, why me - to the afterlife you send?...

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Tomcat Tomcat Yearns to change his stars Posing in a photo For his feline memoirs Tomcat Teatime Wants to rise above his station Makes the most of wares Whilst the owner’s on vacation Tomcat Top Cat A King among kings With keen anticipation of What high-life living brings Tomcat Tomcat Soon to feel he’s played the clown When he finally realizes That his book is upside down!...

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