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Premium Member Ecopolitics of Time
Fr. Time is with us today, again, 
or still bilateral, 
I guess I should before
and after say.

No, you just did
how I will play.  
You would be redundant, 
to say it again, 
like I just...

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Categories: humor life, destiny, earth, god, humor, life, light, time,
Form: Parallelismus Membrorum



Premium Member Ms Liska
When I was a FreshPerson in a new higher school,
our English Literature class was delighted
to meet a new to our area Ms. Liska,
who was a beautiful teacher
both outside
and in,
and so we all loved her,
and knew...

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Categories: humor life, death, humanity, humor, life, philosophy, student, teacher,
Form: Political Verse
Premium Member Time After Time
Fr. Time, thanks for coming back again today.

Well now, you know I always have plenty of time
for Ms. Integrity!

Thank you for that rather cloying and creepy response.
I talked to FireGod a few days ago, 
were...

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Categories: humor life, god, humor, life, love, psychological, space, time,
Form: Parallelismus Membrorum
Premium Member Fr Time's Endless Newyear Proposal
Dear National Science Foundation--Economics Department:

So,
here's what I want to learn,
or research,
if you will.

Why do we have a Financial Sector,
Business and Industry Sector,
Religious Sector,
Education Sector,
Health Care Sector, 
Food and Nutrition Sector,
Services Industry Sector,
and a Political Sector,
an...

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Categories: humor life, adventure, birth, business, destiny, dream, humor, life,
Form: Political Verse
Premium Member Is Joss Whedon 'I Am' - Christ Reincarnate
Is Joss Whedon ‘I AM?’ (1) Christ Reincarnate?
                  I Think That That’s Doubtful!

More than Trump ‘IS’ (1) (by...

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Categories: humor life, america, graduation, high school, humor, life, love,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Favorite Recurring Nightmares Part 2 Final
Nightmare 8. To Lose the Gift of Feeling Heard

Is each person not poet when he spills his heart?
Has your verse lost its edge if it’s true no one listens,
Or does God mean that no one...

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Categories: humor life, anxiety, christian, fun, humor, life,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member The Driving License
Which are your points for living
if we all die into cold leaky stink or ash anyway?
What's the point of dying
if we could otherwise live continuously?

Heading down the river
on AAA rite of ritual passage.
Six years since...

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Categories: humor life, age, death, earth, health, humanity, humor, life,
Form: Prose Poetry
Premium Member Fellowships
I’ve only been at my fellowship gig a week, but It’s official, I’m a candy-striper. Sort of, I wear a blue vest, not the old, red-striped dress, but it’s the same job. I shadow my...

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Categories: humor life, business, feelings, humor, life, school, trust, work,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Did You Notice
Did you notice?

What you have for breakfast,
despite what Mom said,
is probably less important than who you do 
and do not 
have breakfast with,
and why

The brand and make and year of your car
are less significant to...

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Categories: humor life, culture, humor, life, people,
Form: Parallelismus Membrorum
Premium Member Crawling Toward My Grave
I'm barely crawling toward my grave
And lucky to have come this far! 
A life lived mostly not a knave, 
Or specimen in someone's jar.

It's not so easy to stay clear
Of folks who'd label us at...

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Categories: humor life, anti bullying, humor, life, political,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Choosing Prolife Magazines
I was in Nazareth the other day
waiting for a visit with my acupuncture ecotherapist.

The waiting room is minimalist-zen, I suppose.
While waiting to be invited in next,
I took a chair
with a magazine table in front
displaying two...

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Categories: humor life, beauty, destiny, earth, health, humor, life, nature,
Form: Political Verse
Cowpoke
Cowpoke
by Michael R. Burch, circa age 16

Sleep, old man...
your day has long since passed.
The endless plains,
cool midnight rains
and changeless ragged cows
alone remain
of what once was.

You cannot know
just how the Change
will rape the windswept plains
that you...

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Categories: humor life, evil, heart, home, poems, usa, war, western,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Run
The truth is stranger than fiction.
As they say,
you can’t make this stuff up.
It was the middle of summer,
And I was looking for a way to defeat
Fort Sill’s Oklahoma heat.
Escaping to the cooler climate
of Buffalo New...

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Categories: humor life, black love, daughter, dog, family, humor, life,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Strange
It is said by those who are 
                           Strange,...

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Categories: humor life, freedom, fun, humor, life, surreal,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Lickety-Split
Lickety-split, I sit up and look at the clickety clock,
      oh my gosh, why am I lollygagging in this cozy bed;
I am going to be so late for dance class,...

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Categories: humor life, funny, humor, life,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Fist Fight
I believe in the right place 
and the right time.
If one has fighting in mind.
I'm not talking about people 
who join (the fight,)
those who stand up for a cause.
People fight for a number of reasons.
Two...

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Categories: humor life, adventure, education, freedom, fun, humor, life,
Form: Free verse
The Perfectionist
Chosen to be a perfectionist

all things in order

not out of order

the pantry is orderly

the shelves are amazing

the dishes are placed

neatly arranged with a homemade cake

perfectly amongst the race

clean clean clean away

no time wasted, non-worried faces

this...

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Categories: humor life, change, food, goodbye, holiday, humor, life, social,
Form: Free verse
Some of the Best Times of Time
Memorable - "I remember the time when...."    (Aah!...the good old days!)
Puzzled - "What time is it?"    (Time for a watch!)
Philosophical - "Time is of the essence!"   ...

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Categories: humor life, humor, life, sometimes, time,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member States of Transition
Who were you today, 
at your best moments?

Grouchy hermit
already missing quality dream times
and rhythms
when chimes greet pre-light's crust frosty dawn,
to get Yang, then Yin, up and out of our sangha,
ready to enter their own daytime...

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Categories: humor life, children, family, health, humor, life, love,
Form: Parallelismus Membrorum
Premium Member Regenerating 2020 Hope
I once heard,
Hope is what can positively happen
after listening to all the realistic facts
and then continuing in good faith anyway.

I also heard,
Cynicism about others,
like narcissism about oneself,
is sadly generative,
expansively powerful,
contagious

Just as hope about others
and compassion...

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Categories: humor life, faith, health, history, hope, humanity, humor, life,
Form: Political Verse
Premium Member Navigating Through Life's Highway
Life has many highways,                               ...

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Categories: humor life, fun, house, humor, life, travel, uplifting, weather,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
Premium Member Where Do I Come From
From my mother's womb I yelled into the room,
mattress on the living room floor,
my bro I replaced as the youngest, his face
as he screamed and ran out through the door.
I tell you (no fooling) my...

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© Viv Wigley  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humor life, humor, life,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member I Was Stuck
There are things that are downright embarrassing. Some things you keep to yourself as long as possible, don't even tell your spouse if you can somehow avoid it. A minor distraction can turn geniuses into...

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Categories: humor life, adventure, anxiety, humor, life, remember,
Form: Narrative
Lost Soul
Lost Soul

We’ve gathered here to say goodbye
to yet another boring guy,
kept on yelling for attention
till it gave him hypertension.
Now in the box beneath the shroud
he’s got the eye of all the crowd,
best leading role he...

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Categories: humor life, abuse, bereavement, family, humanity, humor, life,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Sunday 9 PM
When younger, less afraid of dying.
Even now, less afraid of dying
than fearful I am already too dead for fully functional 
resuscitation

Reviving reconnecting
inter-religious panentheism

Maybe it’s just another monotheistic Sunday 9 PM,
last dregs of responsible weekend parenting,
trying...

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Categories: humor life, death, family, health, humanity, humor, life, parents,
Form: Political Verse

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