Humor Life Poems - Poems about Humor Life

For long who’d been my better half Has now become my bitter half-- Bitter, my autumns sing Of fantasies of spring… She now a bull, ere a mere calf Who feels (or feigns) she’s tired Ever since I retired, And to smirk's turned what was her laugh. _________________________ Happenings | 24.07.2025 | humour, life, wife Note: She has, I would like to feel,...

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I have a question (if you'll allow). How is it that I came to this place now? My life's path continued to where below my feet there is only air; and, the sad thing is, I cannot fly. At this point, I guess I'll have to try....

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Piece Of Art That Guy's A Piece Of Work AND A Work Of Art! A: PIZZA-WART!!!! I’m Not Sure Who Would Be A Fan Of That Kind Of: “Humor” But, You Know: ***Just In Case.*** -Gray Squirrel 07-17-2025 ...

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The med staff may hear my voice squeak Where they insert tubes we won’t speak Since this causes pain I wish they’d refrain Or try going straight not oblique...

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How’s your finger? How’s your rib? These are words I don’t ad lib How’s your backache? ...

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Lord, grant me the serenity to deal with those who I can't change, the chance to move quickly if I see something strange, and the wisdom not to commit an offence by smacking their heads because they're so darn dense!...

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Alley-Oop WHO TOLD YOU THAT YOU WERE NAKED!!! "She Did," Adam Said... "What?" -Gray Squirrel 06-03-2025 ...

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"As the day ends, one is closer to heaven." By Poet My neighbor is old, she can be very bold. Loving to wear lots of fancy gold, and decrepit I am told. You know age is just a thing, numbers one wants to ring. How old are you, that number may make you blue. They tell me I am a decrepit ninety-two, but I can...

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If only I had but a clue, Then surely, I'd know what to do. With life's mystery gone, I'd settle upon Some course that I can't now construe....

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We cured death on a Tuesday, launched the trial on a Thursday, by Friday, 14% of the test group was gnawing on the janitorial staff. Still, the press was kind. “Remarkable resilience,” they wrote, as Unit 42A chewed through its restraints, and tried to bite a cameraman. We called them SoulSavers™, engineered for eternal youth, a proprietary blend of nanites, CRISPR, and just a dash of...

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?A grumpy grandpa (from Greece), gruff and gray, is grazing on a grain of grass, graceful. He’s grumbling that the grim grave is growing greater and greedily greeting his grasp....

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When the seconds don't flow with energy. Don't wish to fight for the space, to be seen. Essence doesn't fetch you double jeopardy. Thoughts break through their own fences on the screen. When I connect through pages of aged...

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I’m listening to a song, that’s captured my mood. What’s the singer saying? If it knew, I’d sing along. but the slurry words elude. It’s an artistic choice, I suppose, and I don’t require deeper meanings. A squirrel stands defiantly in the middle of the path, A tiny, furry-tailed, usurper - quite out of the routine. “Hello fluffy rodent,” I baby-sing, as it watches...

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Oy vey I received an N/A No worries—it’s okay Tomorrow’s a new day!...

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Why waste time at school and still miss the bus When ignorance is instantaneous! In this school we call life, The best teacher seems strife That gives great lessons, makes none whatso fuss. __________________________ Tongue-in-cheek |17.11.2024|humour, school, life ...

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