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Housewives Poems - Poems about Housewives


What would housewives of isis
Look like The main reason we bury people is because of the shell decomposed If time went backwards Santa was a country dancer Would undertakers take bodies back to a crying family and pay them for letting them drive their newly deceased around If time went backwards would God loose the idea of creation Cats could jump backwards really high What would a frog pig look like Permits...

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Categories: housewives, poems,
Form: Free verse
Desperate Times Call for Desperate Housewives
Roses and the world’s fading into black Every tear that falls from your eyes, I set a wish aside for you As I start to notice the color of roses growing brighter every year I watched you fade in a matter of seconds Nothing lasts forever but minutes can be fragile Time flies in such a creative fashion when...

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Categories: housewives, addiction, beautiful, betrayal, depression,
Form: Free verse



Real Housewives Slam
The Real Housewives Sorry Reality T.V Housewives What's that all about Happy Wife Happy life Jesus Christ Thank God for Nannies And Cleaner's And Make up Artist's Imagine any of these Without the 3 R's to fall back upon Rich's Rrendering Rhinoplastey And a cheating Husband All of the diamonds and all the plastic surgeons Can't polish a turd Even...

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Categories: housewives, slam,
Form: Free verse
Desperate Housewives
She gets up every morning - to get her husband off to work. Once a kind and caring man - now such a hideous JERK! She makes his breakfast, gets his coffee, and even makes him a lunch. When he's finally out the door for the day - she grabs herself something to munch. Taking care of the children,...

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Categories: housewives, anger, children, emotions, husband,
Form: Rhyme
Real Housewives of Poetrysoup
OMG,lol,kisses,cheers.Wisest,sparkling,chirpy,beautiful, REAL....

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Categories: housewives, fun,
Form: Monoku



Premium Member Desperate Housewives of Poetry Soup
She comes here to PS in between breaks After carefully giving her carpets the shakes She's cooked and cleaned and gone out to shop Chased after the kids till she's ready to drop Worked at the office, then watched kids at play Now it has come to the end of her day He pats her bum, then passes out on the...

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Categories: housewives, recovery from..., nice, nice,
Form: Couplet

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