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Housewives Poems - Poems about Housewives


What would housewives of isis


Look like
The main reason we bury people
is because of the shell decomposed
If time went backwards
Santa was a country
dancer
Would undertakers take bodies back
to a crying family
and pay them
for letting them drive their newly deceased around
If time went backwards would God loose the idea of creation
Cats could jump backwards really high
What would a frog pig look like
Permits
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Categories: housewives, poems,
Form: Free verse

Desperate Times Call for Desperate Housewives

Roses and the world’s fading into black 
Every tear that falls from your eyes,
I set a wish aside for you 

As I start to notice
the color of roses 
growing brighter every year
I watched you fade in a matter of seconds

Nothing lasts forever 
but minutes can be fragile 

Time flies in such a creative fashion 
when
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Categories: housewives, addiction, beautiful, betrayal, depression,
Form: Free verse



Real Housewives Slam

The Real Housewives 
Sorry
Reality T.V Housewives 
What's that all about
Happy Wife 
Happy life
Jesus Christ 
Thank God for Nannies 
And Cleaner's 
And Make up Artist's 
Imagine any of these
Without the 3 R's to fall back upon
Rich's 
Rrendering 
Rhinoplastey 
And a cheating Husband 
All of the diamonds and all the plastic surgeons 
Can't polish a turd 
Even
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Categories: housewives, slam,
Form: Free verse

Desperate Housewives

She gets up every morning - to get her husband off to work.
Once a kind and caring man - now such a hideous JERK!
She makes his breakfast, gets his coffee, and even makes him a lunch.
When he's finally out the door for the day - she grabs herself something to munch.

Taking care of the children,
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Categories: housewives, anger, children, emotions, husband,
Form: Rhyme

Real Housewives of Poetrysoup

OMG,lol,kisses,cheers.Wisest,sparkling,chirpy,beautiful, REAL.
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Categories: housewives, fun,
Form: Monoku



Premium MemberDesperate Housewives of Poetry Soup

She comes here to PS in between breaks
After carefully giving her carpets the shakes

She's cooked and cleaned and gone out to shop
Chased after the kids till she's ready to drop

Worked at the office, then watched kids at play
Now it has come to the end of her day

He pats her bum, then passes out on the
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Categories: housewives, recovery from..., nice, nice,
Form: Couplet

Book: Reflection on the Important Things