Best Housewives Poems
Below are the all-time best Housewives poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of housewives poems written by PoetrySoup members
Categories:
housewives, fun,
Form:
Monoku
Butt Out - Collaboration - Please Join InI’m lunching with my bestie Mylie
She’s upset and no longer smiley
I ask her what’s wrong
She said in my thong
My bottom is no match for Kylie!
I...
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Categories:
housewives, body, clothes, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Adebimpe, the African BeautyADEBIMPE
Going through this life at a frenzied pace
It's clear why we call it human race
I saw a piece of carefully gathered stardust
A desire for every...
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Categories:
housewives, africa, character, eulogy,
Form:
Ode
Tom Cunninghams Cunning Marmite Conspiracy - An Ice Cream Gran SpecialIt’s dreadful, a disaster, it’s a terrible calamity
Housewives going frantic for the thing they seek but cannot see
Supermarket workers helping those who shout the most
Try...
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Categories:
housewives, cat, grandmother, hero, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
From the Eyes of Someone Born In 1952Through the eyes of one born in 1952:
1950’s TV craze
Muscle cars, blue jeans
Poodle skirts, class ring exchanges
Simple time, grandparents involved.
Girls want to be pretty, men...
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Categories:
housewives, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Free verse
Honey Boo Boo Where Are YouI live in North East Florida
That's just a hop, skip, and a jump
From the land known as Georgia
Where "Honey Boo Boo" once held court...
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Categories:
housewives, funny, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
At the MillpondThe millwheel will not turn again till spring
for Winter’s icy cold grip holds it firm.
She squeezes it like Her private plaything,
though Her crushing power is...
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Categories:
housewives, 12th grade, anxiety, community,
Form:
Quatrain
Winds of the WorldPampero you rush across the pampa's of Argentina
blowing fast and strong bending all before you.
Mighty and powerful you make your presence known
as you travel o'er...
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Categories:
housewives, wind,
Form:
Epic
Grandma the FirefighterGrandma was a firefighter woman
For most of the 1960s--
When she was already in her sixties
You see, around about 1961
A brush fire almost burned down
Kanarraville—that little...
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Categories:
housewives, fire, grandmother, hero, tribute,
Form:
I do not know?
Categories:
housewives, house, parents, sad, satire,
Form:
Ode
Lamb Among the Literary LionsLAMB AMONG THE LITERARY LIONS
Housewives, secretaries, the odd pro willing to stoop,
All came, delinquents, child prodigies, derelict old men
“All welcome” – the Chair of the...
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Categories:
housewives, abuse, anti bullying, people,
Form:
Sonnet
Trenchant Wench From the Unromantic MidlandsTRENCHANT WENCH FROM THE UNROMANTIC MIDLANDS
In the pub, I serve out the pints
My comely bosom gives a hint of home
And what men are escaping from...
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Categories:
housewives, humorous, identity, image,
Form:
Sonnet
Modern LifeHousewives peer from behind dirty windows
Catching signs of the scurrying nightlife
They know killing time is really a sin,
Though they can be absolved by watching...
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Categories:
housewives, addiction, celebrity, culture, world,
Form:
Ballad
Unquotable Quotes: Janitor, Gardienne, Portero, Sereno, Hausgast -Xxxi Part OneUnquotable quotes: The Janitor, Gardienne, Landlady, Housekeeper, Portero, the Sereno and the Hausgast – XXXI Part One
Be they so named or not in these...
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Categories:
housewives, care, city, horror, rights,
Form:
Quatrain
A Wartime ChildhoodI was seven years old when began World War Two
And eleven became by the time it was through.
I have vague recollections of things when that...
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Categories:
housewives, america, history, patriotic, soldier,
Form:
Rhyme