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Best Housewives Poems

Below are the all-time best Housewives poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of housewives poems written by PoetrySoup members

Real housewives of poetrysoup

OMG,lol,kisses,cheers.Wisest,sparkling,chirpy,beautiful, REAL....

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Categories: housewives, fun,
Form: Monoku

Premium Member Desperate Housewives of Poetry Soup
She comes here to PS in between breaks
After carefully giving her carpets the shakes

She's cooked and cleaned and gone out to shop
Chased after the kids...

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Categories: housewives, recovery from..., nice, nice,
Form: Couplet
Desperate Housewives
She gets up every morning - to get her husband off to work.
Once a kind and caring man - now such a hideous JERK!
She makes...

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Categories: housewives, anger, children, emotions, husband, marriage, stress,
Form: Rhyme
Real Housewives Slam
The Real Housewives 
Reality T.V Housewives 
What's that all about
Happy Wife 
Happy life
Jesus Christ 
Thank God for Nannies 
And Cleaner's 
And Make up Artist's 

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Categories: housewives, slam,
Form: Free verse

Going through this life at a frenzied pace
It's clear why we call it human race
I saw a piece of carefully gathered stardust
A desire for every...

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Categories: housewives, africa, character, eulogy,
Form: Ode

Honey Boo Boo Where Are You
I live in North East Florida 
That's just a hop, skip, and a jump
From the land known as Georgia
Where "Honey Boo Boo" once held court...

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Categories: housewives, funny, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member From The Eyes of Someone Born in 1952
Through the eyes of one born in 1952:

1950’s TV craze
Muscle cars, blue jeans
Poodle skirts, class ring exchanges
Simple time, grandparents involved.
Girls want to be pretty, men...

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Categories: housewives, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member At The Millpond

The Mill wheel wouldn't turn until the Spring
for Winter's icy grip, was far too firm.
She squeezes it like Her private plaything
though Her crushing power's only,...

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Categories: housewives, 12th grade, anxiety, community, culture, imagery,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Winds of the World
Pampero you rush across the pampa's of Argentina
blowing fast and strong bending all before you.
Mighty and powerful you make your presence known
as you travel o'er...

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Categories: housewives, wind,
Form: Epic
Premium Member Grandma the Firefighter
Grandma was a firefighter woman
For most of the 1960s--
When she was already in her sixties
You see, around about 1961
A brush fire almost burned down	
Kanarraville—that little...

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Categories: housewives, fire, grandmother, hero, tribute,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member W-Ode to 50 wives bred to worship the Polygamous Prophet

The polygamist had a big house                   ...

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Categories: housewives, house, parents, sad, satire,
Form: Ode

Housewives, secretaries, the odd pro willing to stoop,
All came, delinquents, child prodigies, derelict old men
“All welcome” – the Chair of the...

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Categories: housewives, abuse, anti bullying, people,
Form: Sonnet
Modern Life
Housewives peer from behind dirty windows
Catching signs of the scurrying nightlife
They know killing time is really a sin, 
Though they can be absolved by watching...

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Categories: housewives, addiction, celebrity, culture, world,
Form: Ballad
Premium Member Rising Early
Rises early
Before sun cooks breakfast
Graciously cares for family

Thanks David Williams for contest
The Three H's 
Theme chosen: Housewives
Form:Traditional Cinquain
June 2, 2012...

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Categories: housewives, family, life,
Form: Cinquain

In the pub, I serve out the pints
My comely bosom gives a hint of home
And what men are escaping from...

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Categories: housewives, humorous, identity, image,
Form: Sonnet
Premium Member Unquotable quotes: Janitor, Gardienne, Portero, Sereno, Hausgast -XXXI Part One
Unquotable quotes: The Janitor, Gardienne, Landlady, Housekeeper, Portero, the Sereno and the Hausgast – XXXI  Part One

Be they so named or not in these...

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© T Wignesan  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: housewives, care, city, horror, rights, urban,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Nobody's Child
The scorn of abandonment,
howls of silence
when a room entered,
the school yard clatter
community chatter,
pulpit perniciousness
traduce in speculation.
Housewives with
corrective attitudes
deft in moralistic anomalies,
snarls over the broom
with piercing...

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Categories: housewives, confusion, sad,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member A Wartime Childhood
I was seven years old when began World War Two
And eleven became by the time it was through.
I have vague recollections of things when that...

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Categories: housewives, america, history, patriotic, soldier, tribute, world
Form: Rhyme
About Kalaam from my Kalam
He had sleepless dreams ....

Admiring trillions of Indians, he rose like a rose with colours of valour
Born in Rameshwaram village, to Jainulabdeen a poor boat...

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Categories: housewives, beautiful, boyfriend, break up, deep, girl,
Form: Acrostic
Premium Member Murphy's Law
Today’s’ another day unlike yesterday I am told.
But each one is unique in the troubles that it holds.
To solve all my problems I call on...

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Categories: housewives, children, day, family, funny, home, me,
Form: Free verse

It was midnight that I laid still
and breath had filtered down
An open book - a nagging fly
will wait for me until

bestirred at morning’s knock

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Categories: housewives, good morning,
Form: Carpe Diem
Modern Day Robin Hood
Meet My Robin "Hood"

"Hood" being the key word, the 
man who is a saver of souls 
lacking passion and adventure,

Robin "Hood" swept me off my...

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Categories: housewives, boyfriend, confusion, corruption, culture, desire, emotions,
Form: Free verse
As time flies, so her emotion swiftly fries,
As life frowns to dust, so her affection swiftly drowns to lust,
As love turns to coal, so her...

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Categories: housewives, lost lovelife, me, hate, life, love,
Form: Enclosed Rhyme
The magic spell binds the air,
thirsty trees shriek in silence,
animals wander in the river beds,
waiting for the rain.

We all wait anxiously,
man ,birds and beast,
with one...

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Categories: housewives, nostalgia,
Form: Free verse
I wear an apron when I bake – 
It used to be my mother’s.
I like that old connection, ‘cause
I could be wearing others.

For many years...

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Categories: housewives, home, memory, old, old,
Form: Rhyme