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She comes here to PS in between breaks
After carefully giving her carpets the shakes

She's cooked and cleaned and gone out to shop
Chased after the kids till she's ready to drop

Worked at the office, then watched kids at play
Now it has come to the end of her day

He pats her bum, then passes out on the couch
She's fuming inside cause he’s such a slouch

Then it’s off to bed where he gives a quick hug
She's wondering if she can give him a slug

She wants him to woo her, initiate sex
“Oh, by the way,” he groans, “Did you feed Rex?”

She kicks the covers and jumps out of bed
“Turn out the light,” he yells; she just sees red.

She goes to her laptop to escape the scene
Words speak to her heart, the ones on the screen

"These men Soupers are... in love with words, too
They know how to please and be nice to you."

Their words are romantic, they seem larger than life
She continues to wonder, “Is HE nice to his wife?”

Or is this a world where nothing is real
There are no boundaries to what one can feel

Hubby’s in bed, and she shuts out his snore
But the guy on PS makes her heart soar!!

How can a man be expressive like this?
She wonders what he would be like to kiss

Such chivalry, charm, and such pure delight
Before she knows it…. she's up all the night

Got to get going, breakfast can’t be late
Her halo is slipping; no longer a saint

She wonders, "Why is hubby not into you?
The pressures of life have made him so blue."

But right before he walks out of the door
“Tonight, sugar plum, going to let out a roar!”

So she smiles and then giggles, “PS can wait..
Oh please God…don’t let hubby… come home too late!”

Eileen Manassian Ghali

Real Housewives Slam

The Real Housewives 
Sorry
Reality T.V Housewives 
What's that all about
Happy Wife 
Happy life
Jesus Christ 
Thank God for Nannies 
And Cleaner's 
And Make up Artist's 
Imagine any of these
Without the 3 R's to fall back upon
Rich's 
Rrendering 
Rhinoplastey 
And a cheating Husband 
All of the diamonds and all the plastic surgeons 
Can't polish a turd 
Even if it's covered in gold
Mutton dressed as lamb
Doesn't make a housewife 
Real housewives are loved not built 
Are Mother's 
Not Reality Consumerist martyrs 
Dressed in overpriced garters 
With fake teeth
Fake smile's 
Fake Boobs 
And even faker marriages 
With bleached and trimmed undercarriages 
Slam
Sham
Film flam 
Acting like there **** don't stink
Because they are so full of botox 
They can't even blink 
Can only be watched with the aid of a stiff drink
The mind boggles
How low can we go
Watch the show


Desperate Housewives

She gets up every morning - to get her husband off to work.
Once a kind and caring man - now such a hideous JERK!
She makes his breakfast, gets his coffee, and even makes him a lunch.
When he's finally out the door for the day - she grabs herself something to munch.

Taking care of the children, running errands, and the never ending chores.
Whatever happened to all the fun times - she used to have before?
She had dreams once too - oh - so long ago.
An awesome career, a college education - her knowledge on others to bestow!

She used to chat and gossip with many a friend. 
Will she ever find the time to do this again?
Hubby's on the way home - dinner now to make.
She'd give pretty much anything - for a swim in the lake!

Sometimes all this stuff - she doesn't really seem to mind.
But here lately she definitely has - many an axe to grind!
If only he'd appreciate her - like he did before.
Maybe she'd quit trying to find ways - to even out the score!

Desperate Times Call for Desperate Housewives

Roses and the world’s fading into black 
Every tear that falls from your eyes,
I set a wish aside for you 

As I start to notice
the color of roses 
growing brighter every year
I watched you fade in a matter of seconds

Nothing lasts forever 
but minutes can be fragile 

Time flies in such a creative fashion 
when it’s giving me nothing and everything 
all at once 

Solidarity but it leaves you ambivalent 
Looking for the anger displaced 
but it turns out your sitting in it 

Withered roses and everything all at once 
Turns out we’re all grasping at straws 
One inch from death at any minute 

Nothing lasts forever but seconds can be fragile 
Thorns and the world’s condescending 
Innocence created from the color that’s fading 
from how much you shine

I couldn’t hurt you with my life on the line 
I think you’re forgetting how much I love you 

Pain returns in uncertain ways 
I think you’re forgetting how much I love you 

You’re a saint in my mind
I can’t lie 
It’s fading away to the depths of my mind

Roses and the world is fading 
Everything is darker from the way that you shine 
Everyone can see that regret is in your rear-view mirror,
leaving a life of failed passions behind 

You know I think the world of you 
You’re simply forgetting how much I love you 

I couldn’t be more honest with a gun to my head 
I think you’re forgetting I could never hurt you 

It’s fading away to the depths of my mind
I can’t lie 
You know you’re a saint in my eyes 
Everyone else is telling you lies 
I think you’re forgetting how much I love you 

Everyone else is telling you lies 
I think you’re forgetting how much I love you

What would housewives of isis


Look like
The main reason we bury people
is because of the shell decomposed
If time went backwards
Santa was a country
dancer
Would undertakers take bodies back
to a crying family
and pay them
for letting them drive their newly deceased around
If time went backwards would God loose the idea of creation
Cats could jump backwards really high
What would a frog pig look like
Permits me i to juice our intro
Does the last person
Automatically bee the best at everything
If there was
Clear holes are more dangerous
Clearly E
……….v
………i
……..d
……e
………….n
………………..t
Yours are chomping
I kinda wanna see the sun stop
Call a lab or berate
the missing
Poisoning our mushrooms
What kills hope
The hopeless do
I hop in hopelessness
Why is a gorgeous word
I meant let’s take the question
Every why is it’s own entity
What if it’s screamed WHY
has a tragedy happened
Or whispered over a hand
Why not y
Why not always it’s rebuttal
I mention submarines but subtlety
Y starts with a double you
quite quiet quitely quietly
See if you think about it
was everything an it until it was named

Here Samael got a job for
There is these nasty ers
I am gonna send
I know your a bit weird
You can do what you want to them

For how long-I will get back to you

Sorry sometimes I have plays during my poetry

God -played by me
Lucifer- also played by me
Music and original score-was produced by silence

Hanging a hammock between the letter Y
Looking at the sky never concerned with the
Like this I am no question
Using a Y like a catapult
It’s question only reaching so far

Why would you leave me
Why would you
Why am I hear
I never wondered
………\………../
…………\……/
…………..\…/
……………I
……………I
……………I


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