Blame the Cocker Spaniels

It’s the Cocker Spaniels this time the media screams I roll my eyes, wondering when the cats will get some blame Or the monkeys, cheetahs, sharks or giraffes They are diabolical, plotting your death, the announcer says I do not plot her death, but I plot taping her mouth up. The pit bulls were the last group to blame. What about the housewives? Do they use environmentally friendly detergent? or the house husbands….do they recycle their lard like grandma did? How about the grandmas who feed their pets with Styrofoam? We are the polluters. We are the litterers. We are the ones driving cars one person at a time. But let’s blame the Cocker Spaniels. I shut off the T.V.