Hindquarters Poems - Poems about Hindquarters

...It started out with one good boy, A prehistoric, funny, little plushie toy, His name was Gary, quite refined, A murder floof with teeth aligned (yikes)! They dressed him up in bowtie class, He p......

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... Hindquarters have formed a saddle of this office chair. Trotting comfortably through a wilderness scrub some tag as poetry. A large man on a little pony, A small man alone on this vast pl......

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... It was never about the suit, the charcoal stitching, the pocket square that folds itself, the red tie I swore was alive. At first, it just stood there— hooves crossed, ears like knives stab......

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...Blinking away the last vestiges of slumber, the cub takes a few tentative steps, her paws sinking into the soft, loamy soil. With each cautious movement, she pauses, her small nose twitching, ......

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..."please sit on your sitzfleisches,"the 4th grade teacher said Preschoolers do not understood German, so they continued to stand "Sit on your hindquarters!" This was stated a bit louder. The kids s......

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...Inapropos trois faux pas jokingly blurted out... yesterday August 30th, 2022. The following fictitious account predicated upon words spilling out me mouth before taking time to think through......

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...Walk with me down town I want everyone to know That this grip is a knot Not very easy to unite You see these girls down yonder Gazing with such a different eye Sometimes dangling their hindqu......

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...The reindeer unscrewed all their bulbs. Each nose of the famous of all rebelled of their Dad, his youngsters’ so bad. The night, with no lights, elves recall. Santa’s slei......

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...Crunch by Michael R. Burch A cockroach could live nine months on the dried mucous you scrounge from your nose then fling like seedplants to the slowly greening floor ... You claim to be the a......

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...Being a sheep is a wondrous thing. Never alone, always with a crowd. One follows sheep rules all day long. But this sheep alone,stands in fright. Oh, winter's coming! There will be cold blight......

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...Left a calling card by the door. Left their business under the master’s covers. The beagles snicker and cower, knowing justice will come with a swift kick. Bruised hindquarters will be well wort......

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...Avid anteaters ate artichokes Blossoming beyond barley’s beauty, Classic chews can clearly Deny delivering dangerous dangling dates Evening eggplants enormous evolved ecstatic Ferocious fig fri......

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...Bums are funny, I don't know why giggling 'til I nearly cry- Silly nicknames are so much fun like tuchis, tail, rump or buns Some are dainty, sweet or cutesy like heinie, cheeks, and petoots......

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...Humus me? My vegetated chokes ingest! (jokes all in jest) Hard to believe, I orange in a lee started life as barely visible speck! Just in the course of healthy growing season, this former m......

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...The coincidence of Advent and the HW Bush eulogies reminded me of DJ Trump's challenge to laugh about himself at least as quickly and quietly as he laughs against others. As compared to any re......

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