Long Hindquarters Poems
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Advent Funeral With BirthdayThe coincidence of Advent
and the HW Bush eulogies
reminded me of DJ Trump's challenge
to laugh about himself
at least as quickly and quietly as he laughs against others.
As compared to any recent US President,
he comes in dead...
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Categories:
hindquarters, anti bullying, birthday, bullying, health, humor, integrity,
Form:
Political Verse
Humus Me My Vegetated Chokes IngestHumus me? My vegetated chokes ingest!
(jokes all in jest)
Hard to believe, I orange in a lee
started life as barely visible speck!
Just in the course of healthy growing
season, this former minute nearly
microscopic entity developed into
quite pleasing...
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Categories:
hindquarters, 11th grade, 12th grade, animal, beautiful, crazy,
Form:
Bio
Inapropos Trois Faux Pas Jokingly Blurted OutInapropos trois faux pas jokingly blurted out...
yesterday August 30th, 2022.
The following fictitious account
predicated upon words spilling
out me mouth before taking time
to think through how sarcastic remark
would affect primary listener.
Comments about marital matters
particularly ours (yours truly...
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Categories:
hindquarters, adventure, august, fate, funny love, husband, sorrow,
Form:
Free verse
HOWL IF YOU LOVE ME!It started out with one good boy,
A prehistoric, funny, little plushie toy,
His name was Gary, quite refined,
A murder floof with teeth aligned (yikes)!
They dressed him up in bowtie class,
He promptly bit a Swissman's—ahem—pass ;)
And now...
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Categories:
hindquarters, humor, political,
Form:
Lyric
Somewhat Repetitive Fickle Foolish FootlesOverweight law enforcement official:
Whopper
Copper
Nickname for a rather pudgy Charles Dickens Character:
Whopper
Copper
Overweight Janitor:
Whopper
Mopper
Big fat lie:
Whopper
Whopper
Lockjaw:
Chopper
Stopper
Highway Patrolman pulling over a Hell’s Angel:
Chopper
Stopper
Louis XVI banned the Guillotine and thus was nicknamed the Great and Royal:
Chopper
Stopper
Church secretary...
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Categories:
hindquarters, funny, giggle, life, drug,
Form:
Footle
The Promotion
It was never about the suit,
the charcoal stitching,
the pocket square that folds itself,
the red tie I swore was alive.
At first, it just stood there—
hooves crossed, ears like knives
stabbing into the conference room light.
It never spoke,...
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Categories:
hindquarters, analogy, art, extended metaphor,
Form:
Ekphrasis
The FarrierHe billed himself as an expert in the field of "equine podiatry",
Better known as a farrier for farmers and the cream of society!
Keeping horses shod and their hooves polished was his vocation.
With horseflesh he'd had...
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Categories:
hindquarters, animals
Form:
Rhyme
CrunchCrunch
by Michael R. Burch
A cockroach could live nine months on the dried mucous you scrounge from your nose
then fling like seedplants to the slowly greening floor ...
You claim to be the advanced life form, but,...
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Categories:
hindquarters, america, animal, environment, insect, world,
Form:
Free verse
A B C For Fun's SakeAvid anteaters ate artichokes
Blossoming beyond barley’s beauty,
Classic chews can clearly
Deny delivering dangerous dangling dates
Evening eggplants enormous evolved ecstatic
Ferocious fig fritters furthering Frito’s finesse.
Galloping gingerbread giants gobbling goats gelatin,
Hurrying heavily handsome hindquarters
Imagining illustriously ignorant
Jealous...
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Categories:
hindquarters, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th
Form:
ABC
Riding a Lippizaner Dream.....As I reach down for my lady fair
and hoist her up she twirls
in mid-air,and gently straddles
my mount with her chin on my chest
and her forehead tucked under my chin
the smell of lavender rushes instantly
with arms...
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Categories:
hindquarters, adventure, imagination, love,
Form:
Free verse
Bear Cub and ButterflyBlinking away the last vestiges of slumber,
the cub takes a few tentative steps,
her paws sinking into the soft,
loamy soil.
With each cautious movement,
she pauses,
her small nose twitching,
as she samples the myriad of scents,
that permeate the forest.
The...
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Categories:
hindquarters, animal, beautiful, beauty, butterfly, gothic, i miss
Form:
Free verse
The Famous of AllThe reindeer unscrewed all their bulbs.
Each nose of the famous of all
rebelled of their Dad,
his youngsters’ so bad.
The night, with no lights, elves...
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Categories:
hindquarters, christmas,
Form:
Light Verse
Bums Are FunnyBums are funny, I don't know why
giggling 'til I nearly cry-
Silly nicknames are so much fun
like tuchis, tail, rump or buns
Some are dainty, sweet or cutesy
like heinie, cheeks, and petootsie
Timid hinting at their meanings
“back-end”, “behind”......
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Categories:
hindquarters, funny, humor, humorous, moon, silly,
Form:
Rhyme
Sparky and GingerLeft a calling card by the door.
Left their business under the master’s covers.
The beagles snicker and cower,
knowing justice
will come with a swift kick.
Bruised hindquarters will be well worth it.
They’d do it again and again
except they...
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Categories:
hindquarters, animal, humorous,
Form:
Light Verse
Hold Me Close To YouWalk with me down town
I want everyone to know
That this grip is a knot
Not very easy to unite
You see these girls down yonder
Gazing with such a different eye
Sometimes dangling their hindquarters
An advert to pull you...
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Categories:
hindquarters, cute love, desire, emotions, jealousy, love, muse,
Form:
Blank verse