Hairdressers Poems - Poems about Hairdressers

A Humble Request

...I never voted, anyhow supported, never trusted
Those who rule now
Yet I am claimed responsible
Over the deeds of people I never trusted
And my name is not Josef K.
In the light of the absurdity ...

A town and farm yarn

...There's a little town in Ouyen Vic.'' Under 1200 people so
I'll tell you bout aspects; of it sort'a quick!
There's Clarys slate bush etching, in three d real fine.!
And a little hairdressers that ...

Saga of Dalila the Hairdresser

...Past original lethal practice
         today modernly assumed
         and legalized     
        as hairdressers, Delilah
         still Cuts the hair of  
          her lover Samson...!...

The Truth I Rarely Tell

...The truth is that people think I am the best listener in the world.
I have mastered the face and the expressions of the most interested.
I can toss out the best impression of a person who cares.
I...

A Hair Raising Experience

...I spied eighteen ‘yeti’s in line
One even looked like Frankenstein
Since lockdown’s been lifted
For haircuts they’d drifted
The barber’s skills made them look fine

Slight tongue in...

I'M Dyeing But I'M Worth It

...Oh bother I look like a badger
and I do not have any hair dye,
But I’ve discovered the perfect product
on its coverage you can always rely

It’s a temporary spray on hair colour
bel...

Cleaners Are Closed Barber Shop Too

...The cleaners are closed
The barber shop too
Pandemic madness
For many, quite a few.

Hairdressers slam shut
You cannot buy wood glue
Schools not open
Because of the dhrammed flu....

We Killed All the Butterflies

...I stood in the middle of a rose garden
I watched nature map out its own pattern
I quietly listened out for the budding
And heard the sound of a bee buzzing

I stood in the middle of a rose garde...

Bad For Business

...** Apologies for anyone unfamiliar with the metaphors used, they're quite British ***

Most people in life work for someone
as all the statistics have shown
but I thought I'd go out and start up ...

Stereotypes

...Stereotypes


Black people all have rhythm and are good at basketball
   Not a single blond in the world has any brains at all
Englishmen have bad teeth and Mexicans are lazy
   And if you thin...

Taking It Easy In Retirement

...So much for my ideas of slowing down,
Taking it easy just sitting watching TV.
I moved to a peaceful seaside town,
Since then I have found a few things occupy me.

I play bridge at least three t...

Slump Swamp Stream

...An unfortunate calibre is a turtle turning in a towel. Vast vistas vacate villages videoing vests vehemently And all the time the sleeping beast snores as the cattle drive by in their mooving mobile ...

Slumpy Swamp Steam

...An unfortunate calibre is a turtle turning in a towel. Vast vistas vacate villages videoing vests vehemently And all the time the sleeping beast snores as the cattle drive by in their mooving mobile ...

Michael's Salon of Pits

...People often say now I understand
When they hear that I'm from Paree
Not Gay Paree silly, but redneck
In the heart of Tennessee

I am the newest style of hairdressers
Here to lay out all the fa...

What Girls Go Through

...Girls always shopping for a new dress,
Painting their nails to look their best,
In front of the mirror putting make-up on,
At the hairdressers getting it done,
I think they all need a good rest....

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