I'M Dyeing But I'M Worth It

Oh bother I look like a badger and I do not have any hair dye, But I’ve discovered the perfect product on its coverage you can always rely It’s a temporary spray on hair colour believe me it really is a godsend as my hairdressers closed cos of covid and it’s driving me right round the bend! I shake the can for about 30 seconds as the mixture’s in need of a mix then spray it onto my grey parting my hair’s fixed in a couple of clicks! If your hair‘s in-between a colour please take notice of my handy tip buy a spray on temporary colour to remove your silver landing strip! For my sweet on line friend Sundae 05/19/20
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Date: 5/21/2020 1:17:00 PM
I love how well you put this dilemma to rhyme Jan. It is the perfect solution! I love the humorous touch! Blessings xxoo
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Date: 5/20/2020 11:26:00 AM
Lovely, amazing and brilliant poem! Thank you so much for your past comments on my poems. You are creative and clever as always. :) -JWE
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Jan Allison
Date: 5/20/2020 3:53:00 PM
I just try and make folk smile, hope you and laura are doing ok I don;t see her around these days - such talented siblings!!!:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/20/2020 7:10:00 AM
Wow. Such a creative streak you have!!!! Lol. Love to you dear friend, Gina
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Date: 5/20/2020 3:53:00 PM
ha ha ha love that comment:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/19/2020 11:04:00 PM
G'day Jan … Have you thought about a purple rinse Jan, or aren't you old enough yet - thanks Jan - Lindsay
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Date: 5/20/2020 3:48:00 AM
ha ha ha now I am sticking to brown now Lindsay:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/19/2020 9:42:00 PM
I am saying goodbye to dye and hello there to my silver hair - but enjoyed this fun ditty (is your friend's name really Sundae? How - literally - sweet!)
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Date: 5/20/2020 3:49:00 AM
Its her nick name Michelle but she is a super sweet lady:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/19/2020 9:32:00 PM
My silver strip landing! How dare you and I am glad.
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Date: 5/20/2020 3:50:00 AM
some like the silver landing strip, I am covering mine up lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/19/2020 9:26:00 PM
My wife has this problem right now. We were wondering why the skunks were coming around the house when she was outside watering the grass. Love your poem Jan lol
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Jan Allison
Date: 5/20/2020 3:51:00 AM
OMG that's hilarious Michael!! comment of the year:-) so glad we don't have skunks or badgers I could get mistaken for one lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 5/19/2020 6:57:00 PM
a problem many of us must be having these days - you've described it so well in your humorous fashion, jan!
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Date: 5/20/2020 3:54:00 AM
I think the hairdressers and barbers will be working 24/7 when lockdown eases! Have coloured by hair for years long before the greys came through - first henna then dye - mum went grey at a very young age :-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/19/2020 6:17:00 PM
I have heard of these. My problem is that I have dark AND white roots and my golden hair dye for streaks, so how do I blend in that mix? My daughter is hairdresser and I think i will go see her soon!! Good one, Jan.
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Date: 5/20/2020 3:55:00 AM
get your daughter to come look after her mum's hair!!!!:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/19/2020 6:06:00 PM
'Silver landing strip!' --- Ha, ha! ROR! (Raugh out Roud -- I'm Japanese now. My American knees have both failed me!) Smiles, Gershon
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Date: 5/20/2020 3:56:00 AM
that phrase came from my friend Sundae so i had to dedicate the poem to her:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/19/2020 4:06:00 PM
Fun and always inviting poems Vera. So nice to you are still here writing on the soup. Hugs Jess :)
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Date: 5/20/2020 3:57:00 AM
Thanks Jess :-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/19/2020 2:51:00 PM
Bit of shoe polish might have done the job if all fails, like the pic, wisdom stripe so very true. Tom
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Date: 5/19/2020 2:54:00 PM
lol @ shoe polish :-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/19/2020 1:38:00 PM
My landing strip is more like an entire air field!! Such fun Jan, I've seen those sprays but never tried one but I have taken a mascara brush to my goatee! Happy Tuesday xxoo
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Date: 5/19/2020 2:06:00 PM
ooh noooo leave the greys alone Mike lol I find it is SO attractive in a man !!:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/19/2020 11:38:00 AM
Wow! Now Orange Man can try new shades! Well done, Jan! Aloha! Rico
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Date: 5/19/2020 2:05:00 PM
lol thanks Rico:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/19/2020 11:18:00 AM
More words of wisdom from the queen. Great poem Jan!
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Jan Allison
Date: 5/19/2020 11:37:00 AM
lol thanks Mark:-) hugs Jan xx
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