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I'M Dyeing But I'M Worth It

Oh bother I look like a badger and I do not have any hair dye, But I’ve discovered the perfect product on its coverage you can always rely It’s a temporary spray on hair colour believe me it really is a godsend as my hairdressers closed cos of covid and it’s driving me right round the bend! I shake the can for about 30 seconds as the mixture’s in need of a mix then spray it onto my grey parting my hair’s fixed in a couple of clicks! If your hair‘s in-between a colour please take notice of my handy tip buy a spray on temporary colour to remove your silver landing strip! For my sweet on line friend Sundae 05/19/20
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Marcum Wong Avatar
May 21, 2020 at 1:17 PM
I love how well you put this dilemma to rhyme Jan. It is the perfect solution! I love the humorous touch! Blessings xxoo
Breidenthal Avatar
May 20, 2020 at 11:26 AM
Lovely, amazing and brilliant poem! Thank you so much for your past comments on my poems. You are creative and clever as always. :) -JWE
Allison Avatar
May 20, 2020 at 3:53 PM
I just try and make folk smile, hope you and laura are doing ok I don;t see her around these days - such talented siblings!!!:-) hugs Jan xx
Mcintosh Avatar
May 20, 2020 at 7:10 AM
Wow. Such a creative streak you have!!!! Lol. Love to you dear friend, Gina
Allison Avatar
May 20, 2020 at 3:53 PM
ha ha ha love that comment:-) hugs Jan xx
Laurie Avatar
May 19, 2020 at 11:04 PM
G'day Jan … Have you thought about a purple rinse Jan, or aren't you old enough yet - thanks Jan - Lindsay
Allison Avatar
May 20, 2020 at 3:48 AM
ha ha ha now I am sticking to brown now Lindsay:-) hugs Jan xx
Faulkner Avatar
May 19, 2020 at 9:42 PM
I am saying goodbye to dye and hello there to my silver hair - but enjoyed this fun ditty (is your friend's name really Sundae? How - literally - sweet!)
Allison Avatar
May 20, 2020 at 3:49 AM
Its her nick name Michelle but she is a super sweet lady:-) hugs Jan xx
Krutsinger Avatar
May 19, 2020 at 9:32 PM
My silver strip landing! How dare you and I am glad.
Allison Avatar
May 20, 2020 at 3:50 AM
some like the silver landing strip, I am covering mine up lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Tor Avatar
May 19, 2020 at 9:26 PM
My wife has this problem right now. We were wondering why the skunks were coming around the house when she was outside watering the grass. Love your poem Jan lol
Allison Avatar
May 20, 2020 at 3:51 AM
OMG that's hilarious Michael!! comment of the year:-) so glad we don't have skunks or badgers I could get mistaken for one lol:-) hugs jan xx
Bauer Avatar
May 19, 2020 at 6:57 PM
a problem many of us must be having these days - you've described it so well in your humorous fashion, jan!
Allison Avatar
May 20, 2020 at 3:54 AM
I think the hairdressers and barbers will be working 24/7 when lockdown eases! Have coloured by hair for years long before the greys came through - first henna then dye - mum went grey at a very young age :-) hugs Jan xx
Dietrich Avatar
May 19, 2020 at 6:17 PM
I have heard of these. My problem is that I have dark AND white roots and my golden hair dye for streaks, so how do I blend in that mix? My daughter is hairdresser and I think i will go see her soon!! Good one, Jan.
Allison Avatar
May 20, 2020 at 3:55 AM
get your daughter to come look after her mum's hair!!!!:-) hugs Jan xx
Wolf Avatar
May 19, 2020 at 6:06 PM
'Silver landing strip!' --- Ha, ha! ROR! (Raugh out Roud -- I'm Japanese now. My American knees have both failed me!) Smiles, Gershon
Allison Avatar
May 20, 2020 at 3:56 AM
that phrase came from my friend Sundae so i had to dedicate the poem to her:-) hugs Jan xx
Thompson Avatar
May 19, 2020 at 4:06 PM
Fun and always inviting poems Vera. So nice to you are still here writing on the soup. Hugs Jess :)
Allison Avatar
May 20, 2020 at 3:57 AM
Thanks Jess :-) hugs Jan xx
Cunningham Avatar
May 19, 2020 at 2:51 PM
Bit of shoe polish might have done the job if all fails, like the pic, wisdom stripe so very true. Tom
Allison Avatar
May 19, 2020 at 2:54 PM
lol @ shoe polish :-) hugs Jan xx
Gentile Avatar
May 19, 2020 at 1:38 PM
My landing strip is more like an entire air field!! Such fun Jan, I've seen those sprays but never tried one but I have taken a mascara brush to my goatee! Happy Tuesday xxoo
Allison Avatar
May 19, 2020 at 2:06 PM
ooh noooo leave the greys alone Mike lol I find it is SO attractive in a man !!:-) hugs Jan xx
Leffanta Avatar
May 19, 2020 at 11:38 AM
Wow! Now Orange Man can try new shades! Well done, Jan! Aloha! Rico
Allison Avatar
May 19, 2020 at 2:05 PM
lol thanks Rico:-) hugs Jan xx
Koplin Avatar
May 19, 2020 at 11:18 AM
More words of wisdom from the queen. Great poem Jan!
Allison Avatar
May 19, 2020 at 11:37 AM
lol thanks Mark:-) hugs Jan xx
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