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A Hair Raising Experience

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I spied eighteen ‘yeti’s in line One even looked like Frankenstein Since lockdown’s been lifted For haircuts they’d drifted The barber’s skills made them look fine Slight tongue in cheek observation after our barbers and hairdressers have been allowed to open 06 08/20

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Jack Horne

Date: 6/21/2020 2:05:00 PM

LMAO, love this - thanks for all the laughs, my friend (hope you got my email today - no hurry to reply, of course, but mentioning it just in case the Nosy Parker in Cyberspace hooked it to read, instead of it reaching you!!!)

Jan Allison
Date: 6/22/2020 3:18:00 AM

I've not had chance to reply - will do so today as i've lots of free time - its our anniversary- weather is dire so will be inside today:-) love to you and mum:-)

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 6/11/2020 1:28:00 AM

HI Jan, I love your limerick - unfortunately our hairdressers and barbers have not opened yet, Elias's hair is almost as long as mine ! I think it looks kind of cute though. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.

Jan Allison
Date: 6/11/2020 9:58:00 AM

We are so lucky things are on the up ... and today I've been told I can visit mum for a short time on Tuesday!:-) hugs jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 6/10/2020 1:17:00 AM

G'day Jan … some might think they look better with knotted hair and flowing beards. Cut throat razers might need to come back into fashion. A fine limerick Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 6/10/2020 3:37:00 AM

Thanks Lindsay we definitely need more humour especially at the moment, things getting better here no new cases in 20 days but we are pretty much sticking to our routine of the last 12 weeks or so:-) hugs Jan xx

Harry Horsman

Date: 6/10/2020 12:10:00 AM

What i like about this Jan, is your ability or should i say brilliant sense of humour, to keep us laughing throughout whatever...And the poetry is great...

Jan Allison
Date: 6/10/2020 3:36:00 AM

When I wrote my first poem 'splendid Isolation' it was a sad one as it was about how I felt when my hubby was actually undergoing his surgery and I felt so scared and vulnerable, but when I joined soup I wanted to show bring a smile so my first poem was Just Desserts which is a funny poem and my own personal favourite. Perhaps I never liked poetry before as I found it pretty dull and dry apart from Lear's limericks ... perhaps that is why i try and buck the trend with my sillies:-)hugs jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 6/9/2020 8:12:00 PM

Ha, ha! One of those yetis must have been me. I look like the Wildman of Borneo at this point. lol. Smiles, Gershon

Jan Allison
Date: 6/10/2020 3:32:00 AM

lol GW:-) hugs Jan xx

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 6/9/2020 5:01:00 PM

My hubby desperately needs a haircut - let's hope before it gets to the 'yeti' stage!

Jan Allison
Date: 6/10/2020 3:32:00 AM

Just give it a snip Michelle, I cut I mean hacked 3 inches off mine think I can live with the lopsided look lol !:-) hugs Jan xx

John Watt

Date: 6/9/2020 4:03:00 PM

Jan, you brought me a big smile with this one. I was going to reply with a good joke, but I couldn't comb up with one. At first I wasn't happy about my long hair, but it's kinda growing on me. Thanks for the laughs! Hugs ~ John

Jan Allison
Date: 6/10/2020 3:31:00 AM

lol love the puns John:-) hugs Jan xx

Arturo Michael

Date: 6/9/2020 3:04:00 PM

Excellent Limerick...

Jan Allison
Date: 6/9/2020 3:50:00 PM

thanks Arturo:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 6/9/2020 2:42:00 PM

So the Bojo coif hasn't caught on in IOM? Our new infections rate soared from 0 to 9 in one day due to protests, so certainly need a change of subject! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 6/9/2020 3:44:00 PM

the protests will cause another wave of new cases - they had a protest march here today, they expected 100 people over 1500. I just hope we wont get an outbreak again. Hugs Jan xx

James Peranteau

Date: 6/9/2020 9:25:00 AM

Jan, My son know is beginning to look like in a yeti, they haven't opened up any Barber shops around here lately, maybe a look like me soon! Love the right hon have a great week...much love james

Jan Allison
Date: 6/9/2020 11:57:00 AM

Thanks James, we are now on day 20 of no new cases so business are starting to re open albeit on restricted basis. from 15th pubs can open as long as they serve food, it will be a couple of weeks later that other pubs can open. I think social distancing will also go down to 1 meter at that time too:-) hope all is good with you and your loved ones:-) hugs jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 6/9/2020 8:27:00 AM

Lucky you, Jan...I'm still trying to get my first sighting of a yeti:) As you know I have little problems with haircuts, though any trimming that's necessary I trust my wife to see to:) Hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 6/9/2020 11:53:00 AM

Hair today shorn tomorrow is what I am seeing of the men in the queue :-) Hope you and the family are all well... we are now on day 20 of no new cases but can't be complacent:-) love to you all xx Jan xx

Janice Canerdy

Date: 6/9/2020 8:15:00 AM

This is a GOOD one, Jan!! Janice

Jan Allison
Date: 6/9/2020 11:52:00 AM

thanks Janice:-) hugs jan xx

Reggae Magnet

Date: 6/9/2020 3:44:00 AM

its so nice to meet up on a non pretentious, normal but yet funny poetry to bring a smile to your face, this does it admirably

Jan Allison
Date: 6/9/2020 6:57:00 AM

Your comment has made my day Reggae I never liked poetry when I was younger and only started writing in 2013 when my hubby was actually undergoing his cancer surgery. On the whole I try and write lighthearted poetry that people can relate to:-) hugs jan xx