Guck Poems - Poems about Guck

Paint Me an Ugly Duck, lyrics

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Awakened and degenerated, I feel I am clashing somewhere 
The clouds appear and then depart, just another face amongst billions  
Millions of colors of the rainbow at one point I thought I was ra...

Sidewalk Chemist

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I test the gum
And the scum
That came from
So many feet
Scrape the blood
And the crud
Between mud
Smooshed on concrete

I sample spit
Ample birds***
All with a flick
Of the wrist
Coz I...

The Sinister Witch

...The sinister witch with the gruesome green face and black hair
Was shaking her dreads and they leaked havoc in the air.
They are dripping tar and guck another witch said in despair.
I noticed also...

Corsets and Candy Cigarettes

...Where are my old white corsets
  Right next to your candy cigarettes

Hey! We didn't get today's edition of 'Grit'
  It's canceled. They use bad words now like 'Guck' and 'Spit'

Oh, and I can'...

Chimney Guck

...Santa was not having very good luck 
While in a chimney his mask became stuck
He hollered and tried to yell 
But it was muffled and fell
Then had to chew his mask free full of guck

12/07/2020
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The Shoodbe-Woodbe, Toobe-Gottabe Wannabees

...The Shoodbe-Wouldbe,Tobe-gottabe, Wannabees
By M. Griswold
11252021

Lush and moist are those Shoodbe-Wouldbees.
Sticky with choice is the Tobe-Gottabees.
Mix them together just so and what do ...

Borrowed

...It has backwash floating in it,
But Ill still drink the muck, the guck, the grit
The spit doesnt make it much weaker, does it
There's not much left of this clear $&@$

Its in a goddamn plastic b...

Paint Me An Ugly Duck

...Awakened and degenerated, I feel I am clashing somewhere 
The clouds appear and then depart, just another face amongst billions  
Millions of colors of the rainbow at one point I thought I was rare...

Dackel

...Newcastle-upon-Tyne Dackel  was nine
                          He sniffed the breeze for the traces of Rhine
                                      In the show there was a foe 
                    ...

Teeth

...TEETH

Taking a dry lick
Over the smoke stain, guck,
Mouth forced wide as parched lips permit,
I marvel at my luck

For God’s sake, I still taste!
Even with barren limbs in stark tragedy
I’v...

Across the Way

...Seven half-naked men gather around the table
For a meal that is to me only foreign
They speak in tones of joy
Tones nearly obscure to my ears
But oh, so near
My eyes avert from my glance
Picking up a...

What Does She Think

...Who knows what she thinks?

With a carryon in the bong,

we can all feel a fawn-
an elf or even a lawn,

choreograph the Kong,

won-ton the Chong...


We can all get along,

but with a ...

She's In Drag Mode

...If that's what she did,
than trust me,
you're not under a lid,

she flipped it-

added pressure to admit ...

Characterization of the limitless,
shindig-less,
hard nosed,
pencil printed,
...

The Big Green Bin

...Glory prizes abound
when your heart shines like the sun.
But let's not get too gushy here.
Or cheesy. Or tacky.
Let's get real: you are your own best motor,
pluggging along towards a fostering j...

Mat

...There was once a man named Mat.
He had no backbone to react.
People just walked all over him.
Mat was lookin' pretty grim..
Mat was just "flat out of luck..."
Someone just walked on him with guc...

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