Short Guck Poems
Short Guck Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Guck by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Guck by length and keyword.
There was once a man named Mat.
He had no backbone to react.
People just walked all over him.
Mat was lookin' pretty grim..
Mat was just "flat out of luck..."
Someone just walked on him with guck!
Categories:
guck, funny
Form:
Limerick
Do you squeak
Are you stuck
Been rusty for a while
Just full of guck
Need to run smoothly
Penatrate your parts
Glide with no hesitation
WD-40 is where you start
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Categories:
guck, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
It has backwash floating in it,
But Ill still drink the muck, the guck, the grit
The spit doesnt make it much weaker, does it
There's not much left of this clear $&@$
Its in a goddamn plastic bottle too
Its the cheap stuff he tends to choose
I dont care, itll all get used
Maybe tonight, Ill meet my muse
Categories:
guck, art,
Form:
Free verse
Santa was not having very good luck
While in a chimney his mask became stuck
He hollered and tried to yell
But it was muffled and fell
Then had to chew his mask free full of guck
12/07/2020
Contest: Santa's Covid Christmas Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Carolyn DevonShire
Syllable counts 10, 10, 7, 7, 10
Categories:
guck, christmas, humor,
Form:
Limerick
The sinister witch with the gruesome green face and black hair
Was shaking her dreads and they leaked havoc in the air.
They are dripping tar and guck another witch said in despair.
I noticed also that this weird witch had the face of a mare.
Tell her! My sister, the troublemaker said on a dare.
I kept it to myself, for I am not as bad as Cher.
My sister who loves to stir up people until it’s not fair.
She got hers in the end when she was turned into a bear.
Categories:
guck, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form:
Monorhyme