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Goofing Poems - Poems about Goofing

Extrasensory Perception
...What you talking about Mister? He asked after the man said "Sea Her F". C+ Sea Her + the woamn F is F! Chef man it's a joke. That aint something worth laughing over. What you want me to say m......

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Categories: goofing, film, food, french, language,
Form: Bio
Premium Member Jack and Jill - The True Story
... * Examples for the contest Jack and Jill (the real story) "Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after..."...

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Categories: goofing, humor,
Form: Narrative



Premium Member I shall find a way or make one
...(Inveniam viam) Far beyond these eerie things, where limits have no scales Fish are replacing gills, with turbine aerated tails Sea level’s losing all meaning, for the humpback whales Ships p......

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Categories: goofing, dark, dream, life,
Form: Rhyme
Perfect Best Friend
...twenty years of friendship no more. one of the best people in the world is gone. All she can do now is try to remember the good memories like how they use talk about visiting each other goofing aroun......

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Categories: goofing, best friend, missing you,
Form: Free verse
No Funeral For Dead Debtors
...Sam had cleared his debt, when Death came calling So, his funeral no barrier stalling. Sam's interment is as good as the held: Twenty-one gun salute; trees shall be felled! I see Sam laughing, ......

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Categories: goofing, celebration, death, people, perspective,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Bee Observes Bear Family
...Mama bear pins up clothes on the line. April day is wonderful, breeze is so fine. Grandma is in the kitchen, tasting vinegar wine. Children and husband are waiting to dine. Little brother is do......

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Categories: goofing, 3rd grade, 4th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Religious Wounds
...Don't dare joke with their doctrine Nor raise it in a latrine Like had tried Goofing Kathrine Now melted like margarine! Their Doctrine not in bathrooms: Bathtubs never living rooms; Their ca......

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Categories: goofing, age, career, celebration, christian,
Form: Rhyme
Very Merry Anniversary
...Can’t believe how many years together. As a couple the ups & downs we weather. As husband and wife over the past six. Loyally accepting flaws we cannot fix. I’m not going to sugarcoat how w......

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Categories: goofing, anniversary, appreciation, birth, children,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Things I Despise
...Arrogance fostered by entitlement Bigotry in all its forms Conceit beyond all reasonable norms Demanding attitude of deferment. Entitlement, did I mention this? Forgetting an appointment, in......

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Categories: goofing, anti bullying, how i
Form: Abecedarian
Premium Member Palliative Hallucinations
...The tip of a finger, barely touching ulcerated skin Chamfered ache of reason, or finely balanced whim Forced through a reality, where spoons become bent Into the pleasure dome, they inject ......

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Categories: goofing, allusion, confusion, pain,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Self Centered Tranquility
...Inside of our embryonic bubble, immune from outsiders trouble Blissfully detached, so unaware without any single, worldly care Permanent ecstatic, numb state contented, equilibrious, sedate ......

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Categories: goofing, allusion, confusion, heaven, how
Form: Rhyme
Mundus Novus
...Devoid of old qualms and ruing sigh Wing your arc for purer stratum high, Past's mortal morsels I urge forsake For dainty victuals sage angels take. As mighty Retribution's brooms sweep Away ......

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Categories: goofing, adventure, allegory, allusion, blessing,
Form: Rhyme
Yesterday's Memory
...Walking barefoot in the sand, Holding tightly to your hand. While you're looking up at me, What a memory this will be. Just a mother and her son, Goofing off and having f......

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Categories: goofing, happiness, mother son,
Form: Rhyme
The Phantoms Family
...They’re sweaty and they’re soupy Outrageous, and moody They’re all together fruity The Phantoms family Their house is a soup bowl Where people come to condole They really are a hell......

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Categories: goofing, halloween, humorous, scary,
Form: Free verse
A Palindrome Procedure
...Please repaper my kayak redder The level I refer to is new I'll wait here Madam, in my Civic Until the deed is done, thank you! repaper, kayak, redder, level, refer, Madam, Civic, deed (Not......

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Categories: goofing, appreciation, silly, word play,
Form: Rhyme

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