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Best Goofing Poems

Below are the all-time best Goofing poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of goofing poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member I shall find a way or make one
(Inveniam viam)

Far beyond these eerie things, where limits have no scales
Fish are replacing gills, with turbine aerated tails 
Sea level’s losing all meaning, for the...

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Categories: goofing, dark, dream, life,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member The Feelings Came So Damned Fast
It was her kitchen, her family, and my newly-married man, and I aimed to please her by properly being fed. 
With a smile and a...

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Categories: goofing, feelings,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Dog Gone , Bone Search
Dog Gone , Bone Search

Seeking, this yard, looking for a bone
not a cool drink, just not for me
A bone, a bone, master still on the...

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Categories: goofing, dog, funny, humorous, imagination,
Form: Light Verse
A Lazy Sunday
A lazy Sunday afternoon
For reading and reflecting,
For crossword puzzles, Words with Friends
And on-the-phone connecting.

The dreary weather makes me feel
No guilt for staying put.
I did my...

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Categories: goofing, me,
Form: Rhyme
A New Bond
A new bond is formed, a stranger becomes a friend
Nestling inside your kitchen, where the tea is left to blend
Goofing around, having the nicest time;...

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Categories: goofing, friendship, love, teen,
Form: Acrostic



Premium Member Things I Despise
Arrogance fostered by entitlement
Bigotry in all its forms
Conceit beyond all reasonable norms
Demanding attitude of deferment.
Entitlement, did I mention this?
Forgetting an appointment, indeed
Goofing off on an...

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Categories: goofing, anti bullying, how i
Form: Abecedarian
Charlene
I know that we have had tough times
as most moms and daughters do
the arguing , fighting and silent treament
well you know what we have been...

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Categories: goofing, daughter, i love you,
Form: I do not know?
Elementary School
I will miss all my friends
When school finally ends
Sitting at the lunch table
Telling lots of stories and fables

All the laughing and goofing around
You know to...

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Categories: goofing, school,
Form: Quatrain
A Palindrome Procedure
Please repaper my kayak redder
The level I refer to is new
 I'll wait here Madam, in my Civic
Until the deed is done, thank you!

repaper, kayak,...

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© Pat Adams  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: goofing, appreciation, silly, word play,
Form: Rhyme
The Phantoms Family
They’re sweaty and they’re soupy
Outrageous, and moody
They’re all together fruity
The Phantoms family
Their house is a soup bowl
Where people come to condole
They really are a hell...

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Categories: goofing, halloween, humorous, scary,
Form: Free verse
Dollar Store Stripper
We bought the get-up
at the local thrift store.
 
I elected to dress like a cop,
much to the amusement
of the female Dollar Store employees
who whistled and...

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Categories: goofing, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Free verse
Care Free Days
9:14 pm 22 feb 2014


Eating dinner and watching children play
Takes me back to a care free day

When I was young and life was still new
Goofing...

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Categories: goofing, life,
Form: Rhyme
Wrath of President Obama
We have come to a cross roads in this country,
where some folks truly believe
they don't have to listen to a Zebra,
Minorities get no respect in...

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Categories: goofing, politicalpeople, people,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member Palliative Hallucinations
The tip of a finger, barely touching ulcerated skin
   Chamfered ache of reason, or finely balanced whim
  Forced through a reality, where...

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Categories: goofing, allusion, confusion, pain,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Bee Observes Bear Family
Mama bear pins up clothes on the line.
April day is wonderful, breeze is so fine.
Grandma is in the kitchen, tasting vinegar wine.
Children and husband are...

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Categories: goofing, 3rd grade, 4th grade,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Reflection on the Important Things