"The York Shire Commons"
Magazine
Presents..........
The Smitten Kitten
and
The Kitty Cat Garbage
GLAM Show
Live at the Beacon Bender Arena
also starring.................
Getty Fantastic and the Menez
Of Troubled Wattaz
Band
Sponsered by Notable Monday Dining Club
and WGAL f.m.
( "F"ing all songs)
Grungy Negging w? crossover Appeal
WGAL "F"ing day and night !
Categories:
getty, music,
Form: Bio
He rode a horse he got thrown off
Onto the ground his head hit first
In a pile of manure horses pie
On top of his head he lie
Looked like a derby hat yah!
Getty-ap
Laddie look like a hat he wore
But it was just a pile of manure
She was a fair black lady
At the hair dresser
The weather man say yesterday
It’s gonna be sunny and bright
Yet, when the young lady left out the hair dresser
It thundered and began to rain
Uncovered her hair got wet frizzled and fuff-up
She looked like a cotton ball, now all wet she wore a afro
Lasses look like she wearin a British hat
2/14/24
For Put Yer Funny Hats On Laddies (Lasses Too) Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Tom Woody
Categories:
getty, adventure, allusion, anxiety, fate,
Form: Rhyme
Jaded holiday in Frisco ,
Where Paul Getty lost his marbles harbour
For a old dog tawg
Rumble a chick
Banjo medicine and black madness
Eager paws or void in of contempt
I can't roll dice at Coney island
Without a slow snow cone
Program for Rita ford
Or a lengthy draught of carpenter wood
Categories:
getty, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Blank verse
Jaded holiday in Frisco ,
Where Paul Getty lost his marbles harbour
For a old dog tawg
Rumble a chick
Banjo medicine and black madness
Eager paws or void in of contempt
I can't roll dice at Coney island
Without a slow snow cone
Program for Rita ford
Or a lengthy draught of carpenter wood
Categories:
getty, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Blank verse
Naughty Johnny's behavior still shocks us
When we try to correct him he mocks us
"My rude behavior
I greatly savor
Just for you, I'll become more obnoxious!"
1/8/2023
Image credit: Wild Child by Jason V from Getty Images Signature via Canva Pro
"Obnoxious" means extremely unpleasant, offensive, or distasteful behavior. What can parents do to address obnoxious behavior in their children?
Categories:
getty, child, parents,
Form: Limerick
Drew Barrymores Boyfriends
The Boys She Dated
Corey Feldman
Balthazar Getty
Leland Hayward 3
David Arquette
Corin Nemec
Jamie Walters
Jeremy Thomas
Eric Erlandson
Edward Norton
Luke Wu Son
Henry Thomas
Tom Green
Sam Rockwell
Fabrizio Moretti
Spike Jonze
Justin Long
Will Kopelman
Note.Mogambo Khush Hova Shabash Bachi Shabash.
Lesson.Long Live America.
Categories:
getty, america, boyfriend, celebrity, crush,
Form: List
maybe I'm formatting and forgiving
yet it's quite chilling this feeling, I'm feeling
So gripping, this feeling
When will He come
I want to run
Yet if I stay here I'll see Him with my own eye
so forgiving
feeling so getty
judgment
iffy
7/12/20
written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2020 ©
Categories:
getty, analogy, anxiety, appreciation, confusion,
Form: Free verse
summertime blazes
a large, grumpy goat jumps
betrayed by bottle
which he tried to eat
crunches, crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch munch
got glass in his teeth
all in his mouth crunch
in the field and the meadow
yet he spits out glass
8/13/19
written by James Edward Lee Sr.©2019
Categories:
getty, adventure, analogy, animal, anxiety,
Form: Haiku
MONSTER -S U O G T- OF YOUR DREAMS
Someone lurking in your dreams;
Unrecognizable scary face;
Ooze and oz doesn't look right makes you scream;
Getty-up, Getty-out this place;
This thing you're seeing from other space;
6/4/19
James Edward Lee Sr. 2019©
Categories:
getty, adventure, allusion, confusion, dream,
Form: Acrostic
SHE SUM THANG LIKE JAMMA LAMMA
JAMMA LAMMA DEW1
she lovey dilly, doo- woop, samma lamma too!
she get gritty, grindin' getty-up ya'll know dat
she doo!
she get's jamma lamma, dop- do didhe too!
can't she wanna do, ever clever
ya'll know dat she do!
she get's down and gritty
grindin that fitty- sexy body too!
like the trophy she don't she real shiney
she's ah winner too!
she get's down, and jamma lamma
doop dew witty dew !
men day love her
she won night them
ya'll know what she do
she sip
he paid it
lamenated
swap numbers too
they meet getty
get down real gritty
he like what she do!
they get down jamma lamma
down to samppa
she get down jamma lamma too!
soo down jamma lamma
down to samppa
taste the that taste good too
she like down jamma lamma
to up dat jamma lamma
she get down didgo too!
Categories:
getty, music,
Form: Elegiac Lyric
Trump Felt Sorry For
Don't want him around anymore,
But truly for Trump feel sorry for;
Burg in Getty
Being petty;
Committed sins seven and four score.
Trump is definately does looks like a
Lincoln Logger head. rolled over on
his backside unable to move.
Categories:
getty, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Fascinating day,
Spending time with you.
Discovering many people,
I really never knew.
Opening doors of ambition
And graciously allowing me in.
Arousing immortal emotions
From somewhere deep with in.
Scenes of war,
Scenes of love.
Scenes of gifts
From god above.
Stimulating stories
Distinguished of the past.
Future curiosities
Excited for the past.
Captivating images,
From skilled artistic hands.
Captivating moments,
So forever they may stand.
Creations adorning every hall ,
Mentally majestic.
Beauty seen in every direction,
Resoundingly majestic.
Magnificent sculptures,
Answer how and why.
Magnificent paintings
That dazzle the open eye.
A monumental setting,
To travel back in time.
I knowingly shall return,
It's only a matter of time.
I discovered many places,
I really never knew.
Fascinating day,
All because of you.
Categories:
getty, appreciation, character, culture, education,
Form: Free verse
This is the Horse Of A Different Color you've always
heard tell about...well and this season it's a
celebration of the heart...ceremony of the horseman as
the gypsies danced you kissed me and I lost all reason
and as they partied all night long we made love 'til
the break of dawn...then as the clan sat out for the
promise of gold summers wetland you took my hand and
climbed up real close to me...I said hold on tight, I
said getty up Midnight going down the golden mountains
and blue green streams...somewhere along the way you
whispered in my ear I want you right now, right here
let them go their own way we'll find ours...now how
could I resist that well I guess California can wait
another day or two we've already come thus far and
heart to heart I knew we'd live the rest of our days
for richer or poorer never to part...ceremony of the
horseman, ceremony of the heart and this is the Horse of
A Different Color you've always heard tell about!
Categories:
getty, feelings, heart, love,
Form: Free verse
Rip ticy tac schmitty fiddy fiddy smack
Fliddy skity zat vroom lackity crack
getty getty boom wheter zoom wack
Birder loom werter veroom lurdder
Doom whippty plaque
The sound of a bull whipped emotion
With the bull whip
Smacking my back
Categories:
getty, boyfriend, break up, hurt,
Form: I do not know?
Here’s the arm of my giddy on…
It’s a pity that’s it’s not what you’re expecting
Inspections detected a mention
Called weapons of mass destruction
What freaking moron would build such things
Pretending to tend to the important Beings
Lending to send such meaningless meanings
Keeping the freeKin’ fearing sound,
on the ground?
Displeased, the lipstick came out…
Mislead was the message I shout!
Inspections detected a mention
That a moron’s moronic notion
Is to control and rule the ocean…
The vision was clear….
Pissed off and quick you hear…
A big Mother took her kid by the ear.
Nothing in the world did the poor chap fear
Except the color of lipstick, the Mother would wear.
Next thing you know
There was lightening in the snow
Zipper sounds from the clouds I say
Lines in the sky and they made me sway
The color of blue was to change this day.
Oracle triggers triggered safety valves
On maple leaves and written in halves
Visions clear in the windless rain
Nothing gets to work, if the works in vain.
Drastic peace and solutions in the wind.
Getty up Scout…
Nothings perfect.
Categories:
getty, faith, life, love, peace,
Form: I do not know?
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