Gasket Poems - Poems about Gasket

...A drag queen caused quite a disruption with her latest drag show production. While she sang with aplomb, the full show was a bomb. That's why she's called Eva Destruction. At the Elks Club, th......

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...In this arid tang of human sea, I’m quite desperate to find my smell, since I was never alone in my whole life and I could never capture a quieter darker corner of mine to unveil the gasket of mind a......

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...This vault seems to be accepting of my largest deposit When you consider the number of skeletons in my closet All of these follow me to my most eternal resting casket Sealed by silence; to my grav......

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... It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open Don't try it, you might blow a gasket There's a bunch of other stuff you should know Before they put you in a casket Greece's anthem has ......

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... Once we were a matching pair, some days we’d get downbeat as we both couldn't abide the stench of sweaty cheesy feet! Our male owner would pop us in the washing machine with wa......

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...He is cranking up the old rusty engine again, but all that work is in vain, sweat is running from his anxious face and grease is spilling all over the place. There he goes again with his tool bag and......

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...They are forming clusters in the sky, and you cannot see them with your naked eyes you have to consult the giant telescope and go deep sea fishing in a construction boat, and when the wind hits your ......

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...In my kitchen, there's a treasure, scrumptious dinner, it helps me prepare. Under pressure it combines flavors, Serves proudly, mouthwatering savors. This wonder made of stainless steel, Shine......

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...Not everyone's enamoured by my humour At risk of my head being bopped Say things in jest that are taken as serious Chancing of a punch in the chops Like when I once said to a very large......

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...A sudden burden of flipping turns him into a fraction / Action of correction in your cranium needs traction / Bad habits all erratic need retracted to leave the bad flabbergasted / Dad’s had it wi......

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...TRUMP POEMS AND EPIGRAMS II Quite Con-trary by Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition" Trumpy, Trumpy, fat, balding and lumpy, how does your Rose Garden grow? “With venom and spleen an......

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...How to describe love, well I'll give it a shot Like your first two wheeler, that's saying a lot Like your very first ride on a ferris wheel An absolute thrill couldn't believe it's was r......

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...I love them, I hate them, and I despise them. They have me on the run. It is great at Halloween to see the rhino with his pumpkin fun. He rushes toward this vegetable and throws it into the air. C......

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...Backyard Mechanic by Bob Moore © 2019 I’m a guy of the ‘60’s and ‘70’s, a Ford man, or a Holden or two we didn’t bother with garages, if the car broke, we knew what to do We only needed a spann......

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...Haiku's are delicious, I eat 'em for lunch With a side of guacamole to combat the crunch Goes right to my basket At times blow a gasket I'm trying to get rid of this extra big lump<>...

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