Gasket Poems - Poems about Gasket

... Once we were a matching pair, some days we’d get downbeat as we both couldn't abide the stench of sweaty cheesy feet! Our male owner would pop us in the washing machine with wa......Read the rest...

...He is cranking up the old rusty engine again, but all that work is in vain, sweat is running from his anxious face and grease is spilling all over the place. There he goes again with his tool bag and......Read the rest...

...They are forming clusters in the sky, and you cannot see them with your naked eyes you have to consult the giant telescope and go deep sea fishing in a construction boat, and when the wind hits your ......Read the rest...

...In my kitchen, there's a treasure, scrumptious dinner, it helps me prepare. Under pressure it combines flavors, Serves proudly, mouthwatering savors. This wonder made of stainless steel, Shine......Read the rest...

...Not everyone's enamoured by my humour At risk of my head being bopped Say things in jest that are taken as serious Chancing of a punch in the chops Like when I once said to a very large......Read the rest...

...A sudden burden of flipping turns him into a fraction / Action of correction in your cranium needs traction / Bad habits all erratic need retracted to leave the bad flabbergasted / Dad’s had it wi......Read the rest...

...TRUMP POEMS AND EPIGRAMS II Quite Con-trary by Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition" Trumpy, Trumpy, fat, balding and lumpy, how does your Rose Garden grow? “With venom and spleen an......Read the rest...

...How to describe love, well I'll give it a shot Like your first two wheeler, that's saying a lot Like your very first ride on a ferris wheel An absolute thrill couldn't believe it's was r......Read the rest...

...I love them, I hate them, and I despise them. They have me on the run. It is great at Halloween to see the rhino with his pumpkin fun. He rushes toward this vegetable and throws it into the air. C......Read the rest...

...Backyard Mechanic by Bob Moore © 2019 I’m a guy of the ‘60’s and ‘70’s, a Ford man, or a Holden or two we didn’t bother with garages, if the car broke, we knew what to do We only needed a spann......Read the rest...

...Haiku's are delicious, I eat 'em for lunch With a side of guacamole to combat the crunch Goes right to my basket At times blow a gasket I'm trying to get rid of this extra big lump<>...Read the rest...

...On Fam'ly Traditions - 3rd third - With 2 dinky bedrooms...and only 3 beds...the one time I'd been here I'd slept on a cot! And tossin' a coin for the one with 2 beds...the-odd-man the l......Read the rest...

...Oops! In our backyard five apple trees abide - harvest of red, yellow, green fruit our pride Bushels of fruit overflow from their baskets - looks like nature this year blew a gasket. Way too m......Read the rest...

...I was talking similar to a baby my feelings I did show bringing out my inner child a gasket he did blow He wasn't all that glad exaggeration flew out of his mouth as if he was mad he did thi......Read the rest...

...Ellipse, evolute, vertex and curve, Humdrum circle or ricochet swerve Astroids or cusps, arcs or sectors; What have those got to do with vectors? Curvature, cone, Cartesian plane… Oval, deltoid…......Read the rest...