Short Gasket Poems
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Haiku's are delicious, I eat 'em for lunch
With a side of guacamole to combat the crunch
Goes right to my basket
At times blow a gasket
I'm trying to get rid of this extra big lump
Haiku's are delicious, I eat 'em for lunch
With a side of guacamole to combat the crunch
Goes right to my basket
At times blow a gasket
I'm trying to get rid of this extra big lump
Haiku's are delicious, I eat 'em for lunch
With a side of guacamole to combat the crunch
Goes right to my basket
At times blow a gasket
I'm trying to get rid of this extra big lump
My energy level just recently got up and left
No matter what I'm doing, must take time for a rest
Else I'll blow a gasket
Wind up in a basket
Can always tell by the heaving of my chest
Silliness doesn't run in my family, it gallops
If you wanna be slim like Bugs Bunny, eat raw carrots
Other stuff you can do
Sneezing? A calorie or two
So pick out that booger before you blow a gasket
Food from other cultures broaden our dining experience
A venturesome spirit leads to makes us totally delirious
Expands our horizons
Cravings do widen
Till we blow a gasket, to our drooling we're oblivious
~Picnic~
There once was a girl from Staffordshire
Who wanted to picnic but the weather was dire
She packed up her basket
And then threw a gasket
As the field she went to was a quagmire
©BY ~GG~ 8/06/2012
Getting Frantic
My bro Wally just got pissed right off
Then he blew another gasket scoff
His face is getting ever so red, so red
Better stay away or you might get lead
I think he might not be much of a mechanic
My bro better quit for I don’t like seeing him get frantic.
Written: 4/27/14
Yvonne
A drag queen caused quite a disruption
with her latest drag show production.
While she sang with aplomb,
the full show was a bomb.
That's why she's called Eva Destruction.
At the Elks Club, the men blow a gasket
when they see the act for the Grand Banquet.
Her singing is so fine
and her dance is divine.
She's a drag queen: Helena Handbasket.
I was talking similar to a baby
my feelings I did show
bringing out my inner child
a gasket he did blow
He wasn't all that glad
exaggeration flew
out of his mouth as if he was mad
he did this thing on cue
It made me laugh which is fine
I had to let off steam
though the anger was not mine
it was just a dream
I woke up and I told myself
do not worry for to be
an infant that the night tells
you're awake in actuality
OOMPH NOW-HERE? OR
OOMPH NO-WHERE?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Fix the gasket
Let leaking stop;
Be high and dry
All in good time
Job said and done;
Contract anew
Words flirt
Wisdom hides;
Not much action
No one sees
Blind man cries;
Visual impact gone
Work day blues
Too much stress;
Multi-tasking ventures
Success lives here
In the zone;
Relax and worry
Too much
Too little;
Too late now
Leon Enriquez
01 July 2014
Singapore