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Trump Poems and Epigrams Ii

TRUMP POEMS AND EPIGRAMS II

Quite Con-trary
by Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"

Trumpy, Trumpy,
fat, balding and lumpy,
how does your Rose Garden grow?
“With venom and spleen
and everything mean,
and my gasket about to blow!”

Trumpy, Trumpy,
obese and dumpy,
why are your polls so low?
“I claimed I was Cyrus
at war with a virus
but lost every time to the minuscule foe!”



Donald Disgustus
by Michael R. Burch

It’ll be a cold day in hell
when I wish The Donald well:
was there ever a bigger liar
than President Pants-on-Fire?



dark matter(s)
by Michael R. Burch

for and after William Blake

the matter is dark, despairful, alarming:
ur Creator is hardly prince charming!

yes, ur “Great I Am”
created blake’s lamb

but He also created the tyger ...
and what about trump and rod steiger? 

NOTE: Rod Steiger is best known for his portrayals of weirdos, oddballs, mobsters, bandits, serial killers, and fascists like Mussolini and Napoleon.



Donald Double Dactyl
by Michael R. Burch

Higgledy Piggledy
Ronald McDonald
cursed Donald Trump, his
least favorite clown:

"Why should I try to be
funny as Donald? He
gets all the laughs,
claiming upside is down!"



tRUMP is the butt of many jokes.—Michael R. Burch

Trump’s suffering from shrinkinflation:
His reputation’s shot from what he did to his nation.
Now, because it began so wee small,
Today we can’t see it at all.
But as with an unflushed commode or
rank sewer, we can spot Trump by his odor.
—Michael R. Burch

Florida will not be woke.
DeSantis made it clear.
The world may well go up in smoke,
but Ron will snore, no fear.
For Florida will not be woke.
Conservatives will snooze
with blinders shutting out all light
and any factual news.
—Michael R. Burch

There once was a senator, Cruz, 
whose whole life was one pus-oozing schmooze. 
When Trump called his wife ugly, 
Cruz brown-nosed him smugly, 
then went on a sweet Cancun cruise!
— Michael R. Burch aka “The Loyal Opposition”

There once was a senator, Cruz,
whose deployment was Castro’s bold ruse. 
Now the revenge of Fidel
has worked out quite well
as Cruz missiles launch from his caboose. 
—Michael R. Burch

There was a Canadian, Cruz,
an anchor babe with a bold ruse:
he’d take Texas first
and then do his worst
to infect the whole world with his views. 
—Michael R. Burch aka “The Loyal Opposition”

Keywords/Tags: Donald Trump, Trump, USA, America, Political, New York, corruption, confidence man, con man, president, treason, treasonous, coup

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