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Trump poems and epigrams II

TRUMP POEMS AND EPIGRAMS II Quite Con-trary by Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition" Trumpy, Trumpy, fat, balding and lumpy, how does your Rose Garden grow? “With venom and spleen and everything mean, and my gasket about to blow!” Trumpy, Trumpy, obese and dumpy, why are your polls so low? “I claimed I was Cyrus at war with a virus but lost every time to the minuscule foe!” Donald Disgustus by Michael R. Burch It’ll be a cold day in hell when I wish The Donald well: was there ever a bigger liar than President Pants-on-Fire? dark matter(s) by Michael R. Burch for and after William Blake the matter is dark, despairful, alarming: ur Creator is hardly prince charming! yes, ur “Great I Am” created blake’s lamb but He also created the tyger ... and what about trump and rod steiger? NOTE: Rod Steiger is best known for his portrayals of weirdos, oddballs, mobsters, bandits, serial killers, and fascists like Mussolini and Napoleon. Donald Double Dactyl by Michael R. Burch Higgledy Piggledy Ronald McDonald cursed Donald Trump, his least favorite clown: "Why should I try to be funny as Donald? He gets all the laughs, claiming upside is down!" tRUMP is the butt of many jokes.—Michael R. Burch Trump’s suffering from shrinkinflation: His reputation’s shot from what he did to his nation. Now, because it began so wee small, Today we can’t see it at all. But as with an unflushed commode or rank sewer, we can spot Trump by his odor. —Michael R. Burch Florida will not be woke. DeSantis made it clear. The world may well go up in smoke, but Ron will snore, no fear. For Florida will not be woke. Conservatives will snooze with blinders shutting out all light and any factual news. —Michael R. Burch There once was a senator, Cruz, whose whole life was one pus-oozing schmooze. When Trump called his wife ugly, Cruz brown-nosed him smugly, then went on a sweet Cancun cruise! — Michael R. Burch aka “The Loyal Opposition” There once was a senator, Cruz, whose deployment was Castro’s bold ruse. Now the revenge of Fidel has worked out quite well as Cruz missiles launch from his caboose. —Michael R. Burch There was a Canadian, Cruz, an anchor babe with a bold ruse: he’d take Texas first and then do his worst to infect the whole world with his views. —Michael R. Burch aka “The Loyal Opposition” Keywords/Tags: Donald Trump, Trump, USA, America, Political, New York, corruption, confidence man, con man, president, treason, treasonous, coup

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