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My Funny Valentine

Bought me blue roses,
And served me seafood salad
And dizzying red wine,
Best Valentine of my life.

Categories: funny valentine, humor, romance, romantic, rose,
Form: Free verse

Valentine

I love you funny Valentine at all cost
All your bad habits I laugh them off
How you wear your clothes a certain style
Boisterous of course with colors loud

I love you funny valentine yes I dare
Speak to you kind love your kinky black hair
And in the eve your peace is with me
Despite the rat race and warring

Categories: funny valentine, appreciation, black love,
Form: Rhyme

Be My Valentine

be my valentine
my purple heart pants for you
karate belt too



Written February 4, 2019                                   Contest: Valentine Senryu
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin

Categories: funny valentine, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Senryu

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

My Funny Valentine

Lonely teardrops gasping for air...my funny valentine he's never there.
 How can you mend a broken heart once it's been broke too many times. 
Realizing love is undependable to the many times a day he makes you cry.
 Crying, suffering, wanting him to understand...my funny valentine your supposed to be my man.
 Hoping he changes

Categories: funny valentine, betrayal, black love, break
Form: Rhyme

My Funny Valentine

I love you like a four-year-old 
loves playing Hunt the Thimble: 
I want you like Inspector Gerard 
wants cuffs on Richard Kimble. 

As Mork has eyes for Mindy, I 
am crazy, too - no, loonier! 
But, to ensnare you, I'll do "square", 
like Efrem Zimbalist Junior. 

As Elly May loves critters, and 
young Jethro worships

Categories: funny valentine, valentines day,
Form: Rhyme

My Funny Valentine

Glasses tinkle and there's a steady murmur of 
conversation as the club quickly fills to near capacity. 
He sits nursing his vodka tonic, waiting for the show 
to begin. 

The house lights dim and the stage is spot-lit 
as the musicians take their places. Chatter modulates 
to rapt attention as the first notes drift into

Categories: funny valentine, music,
Form: Prose

My Funny Valentine

My Valentine, oh how I love thee, from head to toe
The one whom every day I see
My Funny Valentine is simply me
Beautiful vibrant woman, that's definitely me
One who loves herself from land to sea
Romance, chocolates, a single red rose
Delightful I suppose, to some and I assume to most
As for me, my own funny Valentine
A toast

Categories: funny valentine, beautiful, beauty, chocolate, february,
Form: ABC

My Funny Valentine

...a prose poem


Glasses tinkle and there's a steady murmur of 
conversation as the club slowly fills to near capacity. 
He sits nursing his vodka tonic, waiting for the show to begin. 
The house lights dim and the stage is spot-lit 
as the musicians take their places. Chatter modulates 
to rapt attention as the first notes

Categories: funny valentine, music, tribute,
Form: Prose

My Funny Valentine

Vino
Vinny
Vino
Vinny
There was no doubt I was seeing double
Vinny poured another glass
I actually think it was whiskey
There we sat, at the back of the Angelos Steak and Kill
The joke wasn’t lost on many
The joint was dark and filled with smoke
Each booth offering up its own unique privacy

Never an evening went by
That some devious plot or plan

Categories: funny valentine, art, death, nostalgia, valentines
Form: Dramatic Verse

My Funny Valentine

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’m up for a quickie
Do you fancy one too?

13th February 2015

Categories: funny valentine, humorous, valentines day, roses
Form: Free verse

My Funny Valentine

...a prose poem


Glasses tinkle and there's a steady murmur of 
conversation as the club quickly fills to near capacity. 
He sits nursing his vodka tonic, waiting for the show 
to begin. 

The house lights dim and the stage is spot-lit 
as the musicians take their places. Chatter modulates 
to rapt attention as the first notes

Categories: funny valentine, angst,
Form: Verse

My Funny Valentine

My funny valentine
Are you truly mine?
It’s more then Cupid’s arrow
Has wounded you this time

We’ve taken now a course
That casts us in remorse
‘Or never was a place for us
Your fertile ground discourse

But am I one to blame?
For casting you in shame
When all the world does conjure up
Their way to wreck and pain

There must to some degree
Be

Categories: funny valentine, life
Form: Rhyme