Funny Valentine Poems | Examples


Premium Member My Funny Valentine

Bought me blue roses,
And served me seafood salad
And dizzying red wine,
Best Valentine of my life.

Premium Member Valentine

I love you funny Valentine at all cost
All your bad habits I laugh them off
How you wear your clothes a certain style
Boisterous of course with colors loud

I love you funny valentine yes I dare
Speak to you kind love your kinky black hair
And in the eve your peace is with me
Despite the rat race and warring in street

I love you short I love you tall
And in between I love you all
Love your licorice laugh and your chocolate eyes
And when mad love your ego and pride

And when you’re bad love your candy lies
Running so fast with your caramel thick thighs
I love your tears you keep inside
When you let them out we both cry

Love you past present future days
Love you young and as you age.
Even when you betray love you still I will not shade
We all can be real and make mistakes
Funny Valentine my love is your fate.
Form: Rhyme


Premium Member Be My Valentine

be my valentine
my purple heart pants for you
karate belt too



Written February 4, 2019                                   Contest: Valentine Senryu
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin
Form: Senryu

My Funny Valentine

I love you like a four-year-old 
loves playing Hunt the Thimble: 
I want you like Inspector Gerard 
wants cuffs on Richard Kimble. 

As Mork has eyes for Mindy, I 
am crazy, too - no, loonier! 
But, to ensnare you, I'll do "square", 
like Efrem Zimbalist Junior. 

As Elly May loves critters, and 
young Jethro worships Jed, 
I tell the world that you're my girl, 
verbose as Mister Ed. 

I seal each letter with a kiss, 
just like I'm Brian Hyland: 
immaculate in every way, 
immune from dirt, or tooth decay, 
you've never known a Bad Hair Day, 
like the girls on Gilligan's Island
Form: Rhyme

My Funny Valentine

Glasses tinkle and there's a steady murmur of 
conversation as the club quickly fills to near capacity. 
He sits nursing his vodka tonic, waiting for the show 
to begin. 

The house lights dim and the stage is spot-lit 
as the musicians take their places. Chatter modulates 
to rapt attention as the first notes drift into the air. 

The band has chosen a ballad, 'My Funny Valentine' 
and the familiar strains bring claps of recognition 
from the audience. He closes his eyes to concentrate 
on the music, pleased they are playing her favorite tune. 
The moment is so powerful she is right there with him, 
swaying to the rhythm, nestled in his arms, 
light as a feather. 

It's a long, gentle rendition, almost twelve minutes. 
The band takes solos, drawing every nuance from 
the old standard, their improvisations bold and fresh. 
As they return to the melody the tune gradually 
dissolves into silence. 

The patrons respond with sustained applause. 
When he opens his eyes he finds himself surrounded 
by dancers, lovers in each others' arms, 
cradled in his own embrace.
Form: Prose


My Funny Valentine

My Valentine, oh how I love thee, from head to toe
The one whom every day I see
My Funny Valentine is simply me
Beautiful vibrant woman, that's definitely me
One who loves herself from land to sea
Romance, chocolates, a single red rose
Delightful I suppose, to some and I assume to most
As for me, my own funny Valentine
A toast to me, for being content within me
Form: ABC

My Funny Valentine

...a prose poem


Glasses tinkle and there's a steady murmur of 
conversation as the club slowly fills to near capacity. 
He sits nursing his vodka tonic, waiting for the show to begin. 
The house lights dim and the stage is spot-lit 
as the musicians take their places. Chatter modulates 
to rapt attention as the first notes drift into the air. 

The band has chosen a ballad, 'Stella by Starlight,' 
and the familiar strains bring claps of recognition 
from the audience. He closes his eyes to concentrate 
on the music, pleased they are playing her favorite tune. 
The moment is so powerful she is right there with him, 
swaying to the rhythm, nestled in his arms, light as a feather. 

It's a long, gentle rendition, almost twelve minutes. 
The band takes solos, drawing every nuance from 
the old standard, their improvisations bold and fresh. 
As they return to the melody the tune gradually 
      dissolves into silence. 

The patrons respond with polite and sustained applause. 
When he opens his eyes he finds himself surrounded 
by dancers, lovers in each others' arms, 
       cradled in his own embrace.
Form: Prose

Premium Member My Funny Valentine

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’m up for a quickie
Do you fancy one too?

13th February 2015

My Funny Valentine

...a prose poem


Glasses tinkle and there's a steady murmur of 
conversation as the club quickly fills to near capacity. 
He sits nursing his vodka tonic, waiting for the show 
to begin. 

The house lights dim and the stage is spot-lit 
as the musicians take their places. Chatter modulates 
to rapt attention as the first notes drift into the air. 

The band has chosen a ballad, 'My Funny Valentine' 
and the familiar strains bring claps of recognition 
from the audience. He closes his eyes to concentrate 
on the music, pleased they are playing her favorite tune. 
The moment is so powerful she is right there with him, 
swaying to the rhythm, nestled in his arms, 
light as a feather. 

It's a long, gentle rendition, almost twelve minutes. 
The band takes solos, drawing every nuance from 
the old standard, their improvisations bold and fresh. 
As they return to the melody the tune gradually 
dissolves into silence. 

The patrons respond with sustained applause. 
When he opens his eyes he finds himself surrounded 
by dancers, lovers in each others' arms, 
cradled in his own embrace.
Form: Verse

My Funny Valentine

My funny valentine
Are you truly mine?
It’s more then Cupid’s arrow
Has wounded you this time

We’ve taken now a course
That casts us in remorse
‘Or never was a place for us
Your fertile ground discourse

But am I one to blame?
For casting you in shame
When all the world does conjure up
Their way to wreck and pain

There must to some degree
Be room enough to be
But vision says
And eyes report
My sentiment to thee

Will time run out of time?
Deliver this to mine
And tell her that
I loved her so –
My words run out of rhyme
Form: Rhyme

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