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Funny Valentine Poems - Poems about Funny Valentine


Premium Member My Funny Valentine
Bought me blue roses, And served me seafood salad And dizzying red wine, Best Valentine of my life....

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Categories: funny valentine, humor, romance, romantic, rose,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Valentine
I love you funny Valentine at all cost All your bad habits I laugh them off How you wear your clothes a certain style Boisterous of course with colors loud I love you funny valentine yes I dare Speak to you kind love your kinky black hair And in the eve your peace is with me Despite the rat race and warring...

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Categories: funny valentine, appreciation, black love,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Be My Valentine
be my valentine my purple heart pants for you karate belt too Written February 4, 2019 Contest: Valentine Senryu Sponsor: Tania Kitchin...

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Categories: funny valentine, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Senryu
My Funny Valentine
Lonely teardrops gasping for air...my funny valentine he's never there. How can you mend a broken heart once it's been broke too many times. Realizing love is undependable to the many times a day he makes you cry. Crying, suffering, wanting him to understand...my funny valentine your supposed to be my man. Hoping he changes...

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Categories: funny valentine, betrayal, black love, break
Form: Rhyme
My Funny Valentine
I love you like a four-year-old loves playing Hunt the Thimble: I want you like Inspector Gerard wants cuffs on Richard Kimble. As Mork has eyes for Mindy, I am crazy, too - no, loonier! But, to ensnare you, I'll do "square", like Efrem Zimbalist Junior. As Elly May loves critters, and young Jethro worships...

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Categories: funny valentine, valentines day,
Form: Rhyme



My Funny Valentine
Glasses tinkle and there's a steady murmur of conversation as the club quickly fills to near capacity. He sits nursing his vodka tonic, waiting for the show to begin. The house lights dim and the stage is spot-lit as the musicians take their places. Chatter modulates to rapt attention as the first notes drift into...

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Categories: funny valentine, music,
Form: Prose
My Funny Valentine
My Valentine, oh how I love thee, from head to toe The one whom every day I see My Funny Valentine is simply me Beautiful vibrant woman, that's definitely me One who loves herself from land to sea Romance, chocolates, a single red rose Delightful I suppose, to some and I assume to most As for me, my own funny Valentine A toast...

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Categories: funny valentine, beautiful, beauty, chocolate, february,
Form: ABC
My Funny Valentine
...a prose poem Glasses tinkle and there's a steady murmur of conversation as the club slowly fills to near capacity. He sits nursing his vodka tonic, waiting for the show to begin. The house lights dim and the stage is spot-lit as the musicians take their places. Chatter modulates to rapt attention as the first notes...

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Categories: funny valentine, music, tribute,
Form: Prose
Premium Member My Funny Valentine
Vino Vinny Vino Vinny There was no doubt I was seeing double Vinny poured another glass I actually think it was whiskey There we sat, at the back of the Angelos Steak and Kill The joke wasn’t lost on many The joint was dark and filled with smoke Each booth offering up its own unique privacy Never an evening went by That some devious plot or plan...

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Categories: funny valentine, art, death, nostalgia, valentines
Form: Dramatic Verse
Premium Member My Funny Valentine
Roses are red Violets are blue I’m up for a quickie Do you fancy one too? 13th February 2015...

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Categories: funny valentine, humorous, valentines day, roses
Form: Free verse
My Funny Valentine
...a prose poem Glasses tinkle and there's a steady murmur of conversation as the club quickly fills to near capacity. He sits nursing his vodka tonic, waiting for the show to begin. The house lights dim and the stage is spot-lit as the musicians take their places. Chatter modulates to rapt attention as the first notes...

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Categories: funny valentine, angst,
Form: Verse
My Funny Valentine
My funny valentine Are you truly mine? It’s more then Cupid’s arrow Has wounded you this time We’ve taken now a course That casts us in remorse ‘Or never was a place for us Your fertile ground discourse But am I one to blame? For casting you in shame When all the world does conjure up Their way to wreck and pain There must to some degree Be...

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Categories: funny valentine, life
Form: Rhyme

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