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My Funny Valentine

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’m up for a quickie
Do you fancy one too?

13th February 2015

humorousvalentines dayroses arefree verse

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James Fraser

February 20, 2015 at 6:12 AM

And many a quickie may have been had this Valentines Day Jan, hugs, James xx

Jan Allison

February 20, 2015 at 8:23 AM

I bet lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Gwen Benita Mason Gibbs

February 19, 2015 at 9:32 AM

I like that

Jan Allison

February 19, 2015 at 9:36 AM

Thanks Gwen:-) Hugs Jan xx

Davina Browne

February 14, 2015 at 6:28 AM

rofl jan to funny I might use it tonight rofl happy valentines day jan

Jan Allison

February 14, 2015 at 6:38 AM

Have fun lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Sandra Haight

February 13, 2015 at 7:55 PM

Wow, Jan! So much said in so few words!!! Love it, and it made me laugh :) Hugs, Sandra

Jan Allison

February 14, 2015 at 5:54 AM

Thanks so much:-) Hugs Jan xx

Adell Foster

February 13, 2015 at 7:08 PM

LOL, Jan your title was a warning, that this work would indeed be a hoot. Thanks for the laugh ;-) Have a wonderful Valentine's Day!

Jan Allison

February 13, 2015 at 7:14 PM

Thanks Adell - am not sure Hallmark cards would take this on for one of their cards lol :-) Hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper

February 13, 2015 at 6:47 PM

Oh, :0 :) you are great. Wonderful a 7 Blessings Eve

Jan Allison

February 13, 2015 at 6:48 PM

I had fun with this Eve:-) Hugs Jan xx

Kp Nunez

February 13, 2015 at 6:28 PM

LOL! Just...funny lady...funny Valentine! Happy Valentine's hugs from the land of thousand isles...Kim:)

Jan Allison

February 13, 2015 at 6:32 PM

Thank you so much Kim:-) Hugs Jan xx

Dorian Petersen Potter

February 13, 2015 at 4:31 PM

Super romantic pen Jan! Sure I enjoyed reading your quickie piece, my dear friend! lol...lol :)So hot and to the point. I love it! A 7 from me! Have a very lovely day! In his light! God bless you! And I wish a very happy Valentines Day! :) Love n hugs! xxx D.

Jan Allison

February 13, 2015 at 4:35 PM

Thanks so much Dorian:-) Hugs Jan xx

Janet Eaton

February 13, 2015 at 3:31 PM

I just spit my coffee all over my desk. I love this so great. You made me laugh out loud:0 7xxx

Jan Allison

February 13, 2015 at 3:35 PM

Thanks Janet I do try and write with humour whenever I can:-) hugs Jan xx

Debra Squyres

February 13, 2015 at 2:37 PM

Sputtering with laughter over my afternoon coffee... good one !! hee hee !!

Jan Allison

February 13, 2015 at 2:48 PM

I don't think Hallmark cards will take it on lol:-) Hugs jan xxx

Paul Callus

February 13, 2015 at 12:58 PM

Good thing I had finished my coffee or else I would have spilt it over! Great for a laugh! Hope you have a happy Valentine's Day! Enjoy it....and take your time:) hugs // paul

Jan Allison

February 13, 2015 at 1:29 PM

Thanks for the lovely comment Paul:-) Hugs jan xx

Poesy Relish

February 13, 2015 at 8:24 AM

haha, this one sure made me laugh Jan... wish you a Happy Valentines Day.. lov n hugs,nad!

Jan Allison

February 13, 2015 at 9:03 AM

Thanks Nadiya I had a bit of fun with this one - not sure if hallmark would print it in a card lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis

February 13, 2015 at 4:36 AM

If I made you smile with my today's poem, you made me laugh with yours! I have to hold my horses for not giving a reply, dear Jan! Provocatively funny!

Jan Allison

February 13, 2015 at 4:40 AM

Thanks Demetrios - wonder if Hallmark will let me write for them .... err on the strength of this one... i think not lol:-) Hugs jan xx