Freud Poems

Inner Child

You're never too old
to be young
at heart
even Freud was Jung
from the very start
altho' childbirth
is a labour of love
it's all in the swing
of things
and to about-face
child discipline
is strictly a case
of heir conditioning
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Categories: freud, birth, child, childhood, fun,
Form: Rhyme

Confucius 551 BC-479 BC

Wise man say, “No laugh up sleeve, while wear heart on same.
For misconstrued may be, lose heart's desire, passion's flame.”

Happy dentist say, when at chair, always looking down in mouth,
“If two-thirty appointment, timely arrive, open wide, north and south.”

Smart dry cleaner say, “When laundering get old, ironing fatigues.
Fresh stuff, no fluff nor fold, we take
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Categories: freud, celebrity, fun, humor, inspiration,
Form: Rhyme


Premium MemberOn a train, my superego, my ego, and my id

On a train, my superego, my ego, and my id
saw a beautiful woman on our way to Madrid.
And at my first illicit thought, my superego said, "No!"
And my ego, raising the eyebrows, said, "Oh?"
And my id? My id just did - what my id always did.
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Categories: freud, humorous, psychological, silly,
Form: Light Verse

Premium MemberSheridan Road and Freud street all aboard

Sitting in my therapist office calmly she takes her pen lines it with my forehead between my eyes my eyes make movements back and forth following the pen back and forth a sort of pendulum on a clock back and forth I’m to imagine I’m on a train in a coach watching my traumatic events
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Categories: freud, allah,
Form: Kwansaba

Premium MemberI Met a Psychology Teacher Who Told Me He Was Reading Freud, Shouldn'T He Have Already Read That

what's he on about?
where did he study?
why do we dream?
what is intelligence?
how can we communicate more effectively?
nature or nurture?
he can't answer any of it
why hasn't he read 'im?
like a poet who doesn't rhyme anything
and has 17 followers online
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Categories: freud, anxiety, cat, cheer up,
Form: Free verse


Premium MemberClerihew Freud

Lucian of the famed Freud family
powerful portraits were his u s p
The human figure made him sing
often pictured sans everything
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Categories: freud, art, people,
Form: Clerihew

Freud Tabloid

Trump's Security Clearance is void
And a Florida judge is annoyed
She wanted to see
How Trump's latest plea
Shifts the blame to an FBI droid
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Categories: freud, humor,
Form: Limerick

The Parliament of Freud

The Parliament of Freud

In youth the infernal triad posture and prance
Like the kindergarten of the lower house;
Bit players on the eternal stage of life,
Pawns in the cosmic joust of evolution 
Development and decay.
ID pork-barrels the marginal seats, whilst
Ego duns the sleeping ears with rhetoric,
And Super-Ego wrings its hands in despair.

The chattering classes look up with
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Categories: freud, analogy, irony, psychological,
Form: Free verse

Perplex Frog

Perplex  and absorbed frog 
      by the leaping butterfly
      not Freud would explain
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Categories: freud, absence, allegory, allusion, extended
Form: Haiku

Premium MemberI Hope Freud Is Proud Socrates Said

Psychology has crossed the line again.
It was firm, in the sand, but she did not care.
Philosophy rolled his eyes, pretending it was okay.
Incorporating the infraction into a new theory.

Not on my watch! Socrates shrieked. He is the overseer
And as such, he uses only logic, nothing more.
None of that fru fru Freud junk is going to
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Categories: freud, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Personification

Premium MemberThe Pleasure Principle

I'm not sure what Freud's Pleasure Principle is all about,
or was about Health and Safety;

Whether it's in
or out,

Whether hedonistic
and narcissistic
or the mundane 
secular
capitalist
corporate product
of efficient sexual therapy
and heartless entertainments.

Whether the Principle is applicable
only to secular masters
for optimal "sacred rights" experience

Or also accessible to sacred slaves
as our secularized vocation
to provide for our nasty property owners,

Whether it
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Categories: freud, community, health, light, metaphor,
Form: Political Verse

Freud's Mirror

Freud’s mirror

I am looking at myself in Freud’s mirror
The reflection is not of a white haired bearded sage
But of a falling face of middle age
My face in his mirror
When he saw himself there – did he see the id?
Or was it the repressive super-ego?
A stained old mirror-
Did he shave there?
Or did he just mark time?
Who
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Categories: freud, change, psychological, time,
Form: Blank verse

Freud Analizing

between café sips
     in elegant verléngertes 
     Freud  studies Sigmunds
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Categories: freud, allegory, allusion, art, creation,
Form: Senryu

Give Freud a Call

An  inflagrante delicto  act
was dismissed as a matter of fact
Her spouse claimed no loss
The man was her boss
And made up for whatever he lacked
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Categories: freud, relationship,
Form: Limerick

Premium MemberThe Holy Bible - the Freud Style

~ The Holy Bible ~
(Freud)



The Bible
Greatest Book
It's amazing

Take some time
Read daily
Plant good seed

 Through its pages
Find wisdom
Best time spent

Instructions
Before we
Leave this Earth 

God's teachings
Guide right way
In soul stay

The Bible
To study
Read each day

It has 66
Books in all
Greatest Book!



Dorian Petersen Potter
aka ladydp2000
copyright@2011


April.19.2019



So now faith, hope, and love abide, these three; but the greatest of these is love.
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Categories: freud, christian, faith, hope, love,
Form: Free verse

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