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Premium Member Minichu on Feelings: Too Old to be Psychoanalized and You’re No Dr Freud

I have no feelings at
this late stage of the game, youth is far away,
old age hat

now hides my eyes, 
keeping the curious at bay,
the wise

avoid
thinking cliche,
Freud…

I have no feelings at
keeping the curious at bay,
Freud!

Inner Child

You're never too old
to be young
at heart
even Freud was Jung
from the very start
altho' childbirth
is a labour of love
it's all in the swing
of things
and to about-face
child discipline
is strictly a case
of heir conditioning

Premium Member On a train, my superego, my ego, and my id

On a train, my superego, my ego, and my id
saw a beautiful woman on our way to Madrid.
And at my first illicit thought, my superego said, "No!"
And my ego, raising the eyebrows, said, "Oh?"
And my id? My id just did - what my id always did.


Premium Member I Met a Psychology Teacher Who Told Me He Was Reading Freud, Shouldn'T He Have Already Read That

what's he on about?
where did he study?
why do we dream?
what is intelligence?
how can we communicate more effectively?
nature or nurture?
he can't answer any of it
why hasn't he read 'im?
like a poet who doesn't rhyme anything
and has 17 followers online

Premium Member Clerihew Freud

Lucian of the famed Freud family
powerful portraits were his u s p
The human figure made him sing
often pictured sans everything

Freud Tabloid

Trump's Security Clearance is void
And a Florida judge is annoyed
She wanted to see
How Trump's latest plea
Shifts the blame to an FBI droid


The Parliament of Freud

The Parliament of Freud

In youth the infernal triad posture and prance
Like the kindergarten of the lower house;
Bit players on the eternal stage of life,
Pawns in the cosmic joust of evolution 
Development and decay.
ID pork-barrels the marginal seats, whilst
Ego duns the sleeping ears with rhetoric,
And Super-Ego wrings its hands in despair.

The chattering classes look up with indifference
Before continuing on their way, playing out
Their own little drama on a parochial stage.
Yet at some point in life, wisdom prevails
And the tussle of ID with Super-Ego abates, as
One tempers its selfish demands and the 
Other decides she’ll be right, so that
Ego finally gets a grip on reality.

Perplex Frog

Perplex  and absorbed frog 
      by the leaping butterfly
      not Freud would explain

Premium Member I Hope Freud Is Proud Socrates Said

Psychology has crossed the line again.
It was firm, in the sand, but she did not care.
Philosophy rolled his eyes, pretending it was okay.
Incorporating the infraction into a new theory.

Not on my watch! Socrates shrieked. He is the overseer
And as such, he uses only logic, nothing more.
None of that fru fru Freud junk is going to get in his way
Or slow him down or change his mind.

Psychology was chased out onto a highway.
A Mack truck ran over her, but luckily none of the wheels touched her.
She scooted off, running amok, as usual, with her craziness showing.
I hope Freud is proud of himself Socrates said, rolling his eyes.

Freud's Mirror

Freud’s mirror

I am looking at myself in Freud’s mirror
The reflection is not of a white haired bearded sage
But of a falling face of middle age
My face in his mirror
When he saw himself there – did he see the id?
Or was it the repressive super-ego?
A stained old mirror-
Did he shave there?
Or did he just mark time?
Who needs a clock or a calendar to denote its passing-
When all you need do is go to the Bergstrasse
And see yourself in Freud’s mirror?

Freud Analizing

between café sips
     in elegant verléngertes 
     Freud  studies Sigmunds

Give Freud a Call

An  inflagrante delicto  act
was dismissed as a matter of fact
Her spouse claimed no loss
The man was her boss
And made up for whatever he lacked

Freud Again Horn Haiku

Freud Again Horn Haiku

Three aspects will fight
In combat with each other
No equality.

Jim Horn

http://www.poetrysoup.com/poets/top_100_poets_most_poems_all_time.aspx

Tangent = Sin/Co Sin

             = Side opposite/Side Adjacent

Square Root of 3 is 1.732 George Washington's Birthday

Square root of 2 is 1.414

Hypotenuse

Three Angles of a triangle = 180 Degrees

Scalene Triangle = No sides or angles equal

Freud Horn Haiku

Freud Horn Haiku

A superego
Ego along with an id
Compiles complete self.

Jim Horn

http://www.poetrysoup.com/poets/top_100_poets_most_poems_all_time.aspx

Premium Member The Bible - the Freud Style

~The Bible~
(Freud)


The Bible
Such great book
It's amazing

Make some time
Read daily
Sow good seed

Through its pages
Find wisdom
Best time spent

Instructions
Before we
Leave this earth

God's teachings
Pave your way
In heart stay

The Bible
To follow
Read each day

It has 66
Books in all
Greatest book!



Dorian Petersen Potter
aka ladydp2000
copyright@2011


March.19.2016

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