Short Freud Poems

Mrs Freud
Was quite annoyed
With what Sigmund did
With his id...

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between café sips
     in elegant verléngertes 
     Freud  studies Sigmunds...

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Between tastes and sips
        noble Vienna café
          Freud scanned Sigmunds.....

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Doctor Sigmund  Freud
most surely enjoyed
just blaming the child
for psyches run wild....

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Perplex  and absorbed frog 
      by the leaping butterfly
      not Freud would explain...

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Lucian of the famed Freud family
powerful portraits were his u s p
The human figure made him sing
often pictured sans everything...

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Sigmund Freud
Father of psychoanalysis employed
Experimented with cocaine, hoping for fame
Instead got congested nose and chest pain...

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Trump's Security Clearance is void
And a Florida judge is annoyed
She wanted to see
How Trump's latest plea
Shifts the blame to an FBI droid...

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Saint Patrick blessed the widow Lloyd
Whose talents would have dazzled Freud
She welcomed in
God's randy men
And all of them died overjoyed!...

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An  inflagrante delicto  act
was dismissed as a matter of fact
Her spouse claimed no loss
The man was her boss
And made up for whatever he lacked...

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Freud Horn Haiku

A superego
Ego along with an id
Compiles complete self.

Jim Horn

http://www.poetrysoup.com/poets/top_100_poets_most_poems_all_time.aspx...

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My habit started with candy cigarettes,
a whole pack — my first bought by mom.
Smoking those cool white sticks addicting.
Did she never receive advice
from Dr. Freud and Dr. Spock?

7/14/2018...

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     My friends tell me I'm a 'tad neurotic'
       though they really mean 'totally psychotic'

     So around them, I show off my 'full schizoid' 
       ~ picking my zits while reading Freud...

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In 1913, Hitler, Freud, Tito, Stalin, and Trotsky
Were neighbors in old Vienna, a crew quite motley
Lived within 2 sq. miles
Water must've been vile
They all wound up guity of famous folly...

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In 1913, Hitler, Freud, Tito, Stalin, and Trotsky
Were neighbors in old Vienna, a crew quite motley
Lived within 2 sq. miles
Water must've been vile
They all wound up guilty of famous folly...

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On a train, my superego, my ego, and my id
saw a beautiful woman on our way to Madrid.
And at my first illicit thought, my superego said, "No!"
And my ego, raising the eyebrows, said, "Oh?"
And my id? My id just did - what my id always did....

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I used to think
something came from

down the great tube of body and brain.
I thought I saw a light.

But I'm grown less certain.
I now think it all comes

from this tiny Earth,
emergent detail. Memory

is all that's left
of mystery....

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what's he on about?
where did he study?
why do we dream?
what is intelligence?
how can we communicate more effectively?
nature or nurture?
he can't answer any of it
why hasn't he read 'im?
like a poet who doesn't rhyme anything
and has 17 followers online...

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The Id
went walking,
The Ego
was talking,
The Super-Ego
cried, "Stop!"
The Libado said,
"Ah, come on
when its done
scream halt."

The Id
went searching,
The Ego
was smiling,
the Super-Ego
cried "Halt!"
The Libado said,
"Ah, fug it!"

So
The Id
did....

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“The blended orgasm: how you
can have one tonight!”
Vaginal and clitoral perhaps? Tell me, Oprah!
I do not know what this is. Tell me, Oprah!
I wonder what Freud would say:
“She wants her father and a penis
and I want money and a reputation”
Are his words not true? Tell me, Oprah!...

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A student of Latin named Herb
Enjoyed the study of verbs.
  While reading in Freud
  He felt a great void,
And concluded his life was absurd.


A student of Greek embryonic
Found Homer was much too erotic!
  Her long hours of study
  Had weakened her body 
And made her completely psychotic!...

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Freud sent vision rays 
To the patient’s eyes,
Her smile scent broke 
Thin shell of silence. 
Why the lady proud
Sought a gloom’s veil,
Had her interest all 
In none but to herself?
Narcissus smiled leaning
Upon  the golden swing,
While lilies bloomed 
In the forest pond.
Cupid’s arrows too
Could not break the thrall....

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a cute catacomb
place where we would like to roam
there we have our home

find a place to hide
we should see quarterback slide
first down was denied

she was with a smile
while she had walked down each aisle
number can compile

devil avoid
as well as slip by Freud
friend an android

Probably should have made it four entries instead of only one....

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a global pandemic
and
governments get corporate-ive
about
"intellectual ownership" rights
to
make money off a killer pandemic

they believe that populations will buy
whatever

media crap they're presented with according
to
the popularized psychologies of freud
sold
on tv and in the movies as the
norm
of competition power and greed

stan sand...

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Mietio Inscribulous....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

An implantation of a virus

Chemicals of acidity

Slowly infiltrating

Intangling the purities

Of an innocent kind....

The complexity

Of these intracacies

Through incision

Designed....

A study, "This"

Along the pages of time

I do believe, Dr. Freud

Mietio Insrcibulous....

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

....Goodbye!...

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