Flump Poems


Tandoori or Tangerine Tan shorts no4


Cohorts of suits distort

Court the last resort

Damnation of immigration

Onslaught in cahoots cavort


Pander to propaganda slander

Escort darker fraught faces

From other races caught

To starker places.. shunted

Hunted like a sort of sport 


History debunked

“Before” skunked & kerplunked

Lore of Yore junked


Fossil fuel full sumps

Well More is More

Trees flump become clumps 

Of gnarly snarly stumps


Petrol pumps pour

Sheriffs thumps any grumps

Tariffs Gazumps…prices soar

Ready for the final encore?
Categories: flump, society,
Form: Free verse

capture'd i

.

           forward
mine right timberland'z
             boot
              left
           thump
      thump

           flump
   mine exhausted
  'pon her painter'z 
           stool

   her purty come'd
       next mine
             to 
   adjust her muse
    she steps back
    she decides not
        she slaps
        she slidez
  her oil'd sable 'pon 
       the canvas 
          forever 
               i 
            hern 
            spark
            spur
            whim
Categories: flump, art,
Form: Free verse


Bare with me

.

          "you first edvard"
           
                thus did i 
      Thud
           Thud
    flop
           chink 
      flump
               plop
   
             thus did her
                                     s
                                  l
                               i
                           i
                       p      
             
                thus did
                  ourn
                genially

                  lock
Categories: flump, body, celebration,
Form: Carpe Diem

Greta Saw Trump

Greta Thunberg saw President Trump,
felt her shoulders beginning to slump.
’Twas as if a great weight
had come down on her fate.
And her heart sank as well with a flump.
Categories: flump, fear, humor, humorous, political,
Form: Limerick

Premium MemberEckily 'Neath Priggledydtes

'Vogon Poetry'

Of flick-stigger menchiklauts
  Flump burpurates to wryte
They dipjoculate eckily 'neath
  Renticularous priggledydtes

Though swardfusses they vvvring
  Leckchaculitical madartis nnnying!
Categories: flump, dark, language, nonsense,
Form: Vogon Poetry


Trumped Up Poetry Book

Trump now loves rhyme, its integral
to his existence as his name 
rhymes with so many words so well
and words that qualify his fame,

There’s flump and rump and also plump,
then’s sump and its close cousin, slump
and not forgetting grump and dump
all lumped together form a chump
And contributing to his art 
in English Trump describes a fart

Epilogue

When Trump was told his poetry 
was subject to some caveats
he thought he’d act on the advice 
so based on it bought a cravat.* *


*reference his ? poetry book cover photo !
Categories: flump, humor, judgement,
Form: Rhyme

My Lovers

You'll find great Lipton's and greying Earl's 
Lying in my green beds in a curl         
In my aroma they flump
I tantalize them to jump     
In my green waters for love to unfurl 

Gorgeous ladies keep me in a twirl 
Celebrities hold me up as a priceless pearl 
With green eyed coquettes I strump
In their petalled lips I slump
Blinging down curvaceous bellies to swirl

I brew secret desires of any girl
Mischief in their hearts I cleverly knurl
Squeeze me greener I retrump
My flavour you'll never dump
With green tea lovers my passions uncurl! 


May 2, 2016
Second Chance # 3
For Broken Wings

(Submitted- April 5, 2016
Finalised- April 16, 2016)

 * Reference to Lipton Green tea & Green Earl Grey tea
Categories: flump, allusion, love,
Form: Rhyme

Premium MemberSounds of Three Visitors To My Garden

Early morning, the trill 
with a buzz, is weighted toward the beak,
tail twitching, side to side, 
underside barred: my friendly wren.

The click in the heavy heat of summer
the bright flame on winter day or hidden in shade
the silent rustle, the graying double, 
steady chew, chew, chew, encouraging tweets:
my pair of nesting cardinals.

Nightfall, the flump, flump of wings plop down,
or rise up to say who, who: mourning dove's lament
songs by which to sleep and dream.
Categories: flump, bird, garden, song, sound,
Form: Free verse

Remember You

like never ending waves of sea-
Like ever smiling leaves of tree-
You are in my thoughts-
When sun moves and dawn arrive-
In changing shades, your face emerge in sky-
In my thoughts you remain and remain-
 like waves on water that never die.
Whisper is felt of yours in every breeze –
On each move and smile of leaves-
I wait and wait, any moment on me you flump-
Desperate remain my  being to feel your squeeze.
(sami)
Categories: flump, friendship, girlfriend, spiritual,
Form: I do not know?

Leaves Fall In the Fall

Leaves fall in the Fall.
Leaves flump in the Downtick.
Leaves flop in the Glide.
Leaves founder in the Comedown.

Leaves descend and drop in the Tumble.
Leaves nosedive and lurch in the Downflow.
Leaves pitch and capsize in the Forced Landing.

Leaves topple and cascade in the Gravitation.
Leaves abseil and rappel in the Descent.

Leaves coast and sideslip in the Downrush.
Leaves skid and avalanche in the Dropping.

Leaves swoop and plunge in the Coast.
Leaves settle and precipitate in the Cropper.

Leaves glissade in the Glissando.

                                               . . . where's a rake when I need it?
Categories: flump, nature,
Form: Free verse
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