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Trumped Up Poetry Book

Trump now loves rhyme, its integral
to his existence as his name 
rhymes with so many words so well
and words that qualify his fame,

There’s flump and rump and also plump,
then’s sump and its close cousin, slump
and not forgetting grump and dump
all lumped together form a chump
And contributing to his art 
in English Trump describes a fart

Epilogue

When Trump was told his poetry 
was subject to some caveats
he thought he’d act on the advice 
so based on it bought a cravat.* *


*reference his ? poetry book cover photo !

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018




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Date: 1/16/2018 9:24:00 PM
That is a treat to read! Love it :)
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Date: 1/16/2018 6:24:00 PM
ha ha ha Rick your poem and especially the line about the brits calling a fart a trump and also they final stanza made me LOL i wonder when DT passes away will we hear the cheer for the final trump lol:-) hugs jan xx
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