Flatulent Poems - Poems about Flatulent

...Defecation accidentally clogged... for the umpteenth time during spate to sit scrawny buttucks on porcelain throne id est videre licet toilet bowl... with toxic water brew threatening to o......

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...Could there be anything sweeter, than our little dog named Fartina, I wanted to see less of wretched in-laws, they no longer come over because, the gaseous funky green cloud, emitting from Farti......

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... Turning into a tree did not happen instantly It takes a lot of time, space and mystical energy. The huntsman saw it happen, the mushroom hunter too. Both had no idea that she was my missing cous......

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...Alien talk I can’t understand A Pifflewig performed a handstand He verbalised through his ass Gross putrid wind he did pass Like many blokes throughout the land! I farted, perhaps ......

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...The musical was near ready to start When someone let off a rip roaring fart The smell was horrific All had a sniff of it ‘Twas a bummer of an ass drummer’s fine art. The show opened w......

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...I once belonged to a garden shed it had a small window you could look inward into it. There I sat smoking a funky tobacco and cleaning my fingernails with a small gun metal pocket knife. Occ......

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...I seldom look in the mirror anymore, my razor-blade with an edge of jagged rust – gave up “Creature features” with my early need to scare a girl into my arms at the theater a shower ......

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...There’s a global inflation problem everywhere lungs are puffed up heads are swollen. Balloons increase in volume overnight. The cost of rubber bands has been stretched to its limits. We rec......

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...On your pale hard tummy, lined up so neat I row, with the queens permission bloomers in plastic on E Bay. Those spears and swords used as pens, two brown, one pink and deep cobalt that blue... ......

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...Let’s have a picnic I said! All eager and stuff. My refrigerator was bare, which was a bit rough. By the time my guest arrived I had baked beans and ham. And a surprise guest, my flatulent grandma......

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...the dogs were happy did not have to dig deep in bomb craters and makeshift graves they licked at pulverized bones and liquefied brains slurped up the proceeds of war and roamed the street sl......

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...she could not resist her favorite re-fried beans ~ severe wind warning A flatulent lady named Fran Had farted whilst sat on the can Her poor husband said phew I KNOW you follow......

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...If you hear the sound of rat-tat-a-tat It's not a woodpecker or a chattering cat Tis George F. Latulence an aristocrat Playing ping pong with his gold crested bat. A competitor and show-off he ......

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...Fannie Strumpet is a flatulent floozy With each wiggle her rump lets out a doozy She blows out so much gas Foul vapor from her a$$ It's asphyxiating and makes me woozy Fannie lets 'em rip with......

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...yonder tree so falls being cut down trimmed and all saw just let er rip ~ bubbling boiling clog having an upset stomach flatulent just gas ~ rooted gases brews ......

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