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Flatulent Poems - Poems about Flatulent

Flatulent Poems - Examples of all types of poems about flatulent to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for flatulent.
Between Each Pulse
...On your pale hard tummy, lined up so neat I row, with the queens permission bloomers in plastic on E Bay. Those spears and swords used as pens, two brown, one pink and deep cobalt that blue... ......Read More
Categories: flatulent, 12th grade,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Picnic with a Blind Date
...Let’s have a picnic I said! All eager and stuff. My refrigerator was bare, which was a bit rough. By the time my guest arrived I had baked beans and ham. And a surprise guest, my flatulent grandma......Read More
Categories: flatulent, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member dogs of war
... the dogs were happy did not have to dig deep in bomb craters and makeshift graves they licked at pulverized bones and liquefied brains slurped up the proceeds of war and roamed the street ......Read More
Categories: flatulent, war,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member wind HLM
... she could not resist her favorite re-fried beans ~ severe wind warning A flatulent lady named Fran Had farted whilst sat on the can Her poor husband said phew I KNOW you fo......Read More
Categories: flatulent, humorous, wind,
Form: Monoku
Premium Member Ping Pong Parp
...If you hear the sound of rat-tat-a-tat It's not a woodpecker or a chattering cat Tis George F. Latulence an aristocrat Playing ping pong with his gold crested bat. A competitor and show-off he ......Read More
Categories: flatulent, games,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Flatulent Fannie
...Fannie Strumpet is a flatulent floozy With each wiggle her rump lets out a doozy She blows out so much gas Foul vapor from her a$$ It's asphyxiating and makes me woozy Fannie lets 'em rip with......Read More
Categories: flatulent, funny,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member LET ER RIP-
...yonder tree so falls being cut down trimmed and all saw just let er rip ~ bubbling boiling clog having an upset stomach flatulent just gas ~ rooted gases brews ......Read More
Categories: flatulent, analogy, destiny, engagement, funny,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member Paper Tigers
... "Paper Tigers" eyes mark slow time spotting leopard rhyme never changing its spots black balled white pops the want-to-be bees sting the dripping honey spot......Read More
Categories: flatulent, dark, muse, poets,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Knife's Edge
... the tattoo on her eyebrow frowned at the sight of yesteryear’s cutlass the well-rounded blade had become blunt dull and worn down from overuse and yet straight to the point of salvatio......Read More
Categories: flatulent, death,
Form: Free verse
Experts insist on a bovine contribution in the war against climate
... I'm Olive, a once flatulent cow. Spinach is all I eat now. That silly green grass is a thing of the past, for a new wind is blowing this hour. To methane reduction all power! If you're a cow ......Read More
Categories: flatulent, animal, environment, weather,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member searching for light
... from the everlasting scrap yard of common decency and the slaughter fields of raging battles never won the stench of broken values rises in foul smelling loss perfumed no doubt by the fals......Read More
Categories: flatulent, betrayal,
Form: Free verse
Olympiad 1-4-79
...As the Dime Store sirens flared bolts of irradiated invite, my query was denied. Their pimp-striped pilots only moaned, their lust fueled by encapsulated stench carried only by ......Read More
Categories: flatulent, dream, fantasy, imagery, nonsense,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member I'M A GAS - IT'S OFFICIAL -
... An ultrasound scan of my tum Showed lots of foul gas soon will come I try to hold it in But much to my chagrin Foul farts are shooting from my bum I could give up on veggies an......Read More
Categories: flatulent, health, humorous, wind,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Pointedly Poignant
...Pointedly poignant points portend pointillism. Pontiffs pontificate pointless pointers ponderously. Pompous poems populate Pompei pottery potently. Porous *********** portrays Portuguese porta pot......Read More
Categories: flatulent, funny, humor, humorous, joy,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member blueberry crumble
...cinnamon seeps into the home and I can already smell the sugar crumble a fragrance of childhood innocence captures memories and recollections different times they were when fresh food could onl......Read More
Categories: flatulent, appreciation, beauty,
Form: Free verse

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