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she could not resist
her favorite re-fried beans ~
severe wind warning


A flatulent lady named Fran
Had farted whilst sat on the can
Her poor husband said phew 
I KNOW you followed through -
Please turn on the expel air fan!

What goes in, must come out … be very mindful  of what foods you consume!

Charlie Hai-Lim-Ku Poetry Contest

Sponsored by Charles Messina

01/25/22

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Charles Messina

Date: 3/16/2022 6:30:00 PM

Jan, just getting back to you to Congratulate you on another fantastic write and win! I adore your sense of humor...always a pleasure to read. Hugs // Charlie xx

Sara Kendrick

Date: 3/13/2022 4:12:00 AM

I have read your winning work and was delighted that it is on the winners' list. Way to go. Congrats. Sara...I can understand her plight, because with age there is a new problem that has been engaged in my life.

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 3/11/2022 11:45:00 AM

Congratulations on your win. A fun write. Love it. Watch out for the re-fried beans. Have a blessed day writing away.......................

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 3/11/2022 8:51:00 AM

Returning with congrats so glad to see it a win - you gave me the giggles every time I visited the bathroom! Hugs and blessings Jennifer .

I Am Anaya

Date: 3/11/2022 7:38:00 AM

Congratulations, LoL...Phew!

Christuraj Alex

Date: 3/11/2022 4:41:00 AM

Great punch at the last line. Congratulations!

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 1/30/2022 8:24:00 AM

So right you are my friend, when our sons were in their late teens we all went to the Kruger Park together, on the last night we ate fried beans - well did Elias and I suffer, it was winter and we had to drive with the window open otherwise I'm sure we would have been propelled up high into the sky, not that he and I were any better I must confess. Great poem Jan - good luck in the contest. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.

Terry Flood

Date: 1/27/2022 3:35:00 PM

Definitely something blowing in the wind, Jan, at least poor Fran was in the right place for a follow through. Good luck in the contest. Terry

Gershon Wolf

Date: 1/26/2022 12:06:00 PM

Perhaps Fran was born to sit in the can...

Mike Gentile

Date: 1/26/2022 11:58:00 AM

OMG, fabulous Jan! new form and all!!! Love it as usual! Happy Wednesday!!!

John Watt

Date: 1/26/2022 11:28:00 AM

Wow, I smell a winner.

Rico Leffanta

Date: 1/26/2022 10:29:00 AM

Vegetarians always complain about the methane gas expelled by cows on the same diet . . . .Enjoyed, Jan!

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 1/26/2022 2:14:00 AM

Always funny Jan. The fan extractor is sorely needed. Hugs.

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 1/25/2022 7:35:00 PM

Excellent fart poem, Jan. hahaha. I remember one time buying something called Beano. it actually DOES eliminate gas!!!

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 1/25/2022 7:31:00 PM

Such truth…we try not to look each other in the eye…a private bathroom is best…lol! “Bean” there!

Tania Kitchin

Date: 1/25/2022 3:51:00 PM

Ha ha Jan, so funny and entertaining, it's a gas! Good luck in the contest. Hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 1/25/2022 4:55:00 PM

thanks Tania:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 1/25/2022 2:39:00 PM

great job, jan, and best of luck in the contest! also - i owe tom a big thank you for the reminder that it's your birthday. hope you're enjoying - wishing you many more!

Jan Allison
Date: 1/25/2022 4:55:00 PM

It's been an amazing few days Ilene for the last couple of years we have not been able to celebrate because of covid so we did lots of fun things eating out and seeing friends, its been very emotional seeing our friend after 7 moths, the best gift I could have had now he is recovering from his stroke:-) hugs Jan xx