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Poop Poetry Contest - Sponsored by: Jan Allison

Limericks written - 21st June 2023

A Rip Roaring Poop

The musical was near ready to start When someone let off a rip roaring fart The smell was horrific All had a sniff of it ‘Twas a bummer of an ass drummer’s fine art. The show opened with a trumpet fanfare As the audience were gasping for air The one that had farted Had finished what started Loose poop ran everywhere from the goofs chair. It was certainly a roof raising poop Putrid poop much too watery to scoop A runny stream of yuck Those sent to mop upchuck So uncouth for the enterprising troop. The show stopped when cleaners needed a drink They had to quit work because of the stink Pooper was shown the door But he farted once more And the audience had tears on the blink. So then the music commenced and played on But the spell was broken, magic was gone One by one people left With hearts sadly bereft Gone with gust of a flatulent gas bomb.

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Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 7/15/2023 11:12:00 AM

Belated congrats on this fun write/ win dear Belle! :)

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 7/16/2023 8:25:00 AM

Thank you dear friend Linda ~ Belle :)

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/6/2023 10:29:00 PM

Haha I bet Jan really loved this one. Big congrats

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 7/7/2023 12:58:00 AM

Thank you very much Andrea… Belle

John Read

Date: 7/5/2023 5:41:00 AM

Well done Belle, I can see your top of the poops.

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 7/5/2023 11:58:00 AM

Thank you John and so are you… Belle

Eve Roper

Date: 7/4/2023 9:30:00 PM

Oh, my not only did the horn go , but it made an entrance with hot chocolate :) So funny Belle. Congratulations on your win. It is hard for me to write funny stuff, I just don't have a sense of humor, my husband did, and boys do, they are terrible especially my middle son. His wife and my grandchildren really get the worst of it.

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 7/5/2023 12:23:00 AM

Thank you Eve, my husband has a sense of humour, he makes me laugh a lot, all through his recent major illness he still did and like your family I get the worst of it. A laugh a day keeps the doctor away, words so true… Belle

Terry Flood

Date: 7/4/2023 4:46:00 PM

Absolute filth and disgustingly foul… Ha Ha! this is one deserving win, Belle. When it comes to meeting the remit… you nailed it. Congrats on your win. Terry

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 7/4/2023 5:35:00 PM

Terry, those first words had me trembling with nerves, then the jitters left as I read the rest of your comments. Thank you, Belle :)

Jan Allison

Date: 7/4/2023 3:56:00 PM

Belle this was hilariarse! Many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 7/4/2023 4:00:00 PM

Thank you Jan, so pleased you found this hilariarse, I enjoyed the contest challenge and I’m delighted with the win… Belle

I Am Anaya

Date: 7/2/2023 6:58:00 PM

Belle, this is a laugh a minute! b0l

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 7/2/2023 10:23:00 PM

Thank you Anaya, I’m pleased you got a laugh from the read. Belle :)

Malabika Ray Choudhury

Date: 7/1/2023 3:20:00 PM

Wow, what a fantastic job you have done, Belle, for the "Poop" poetry contest! I am sure, the sponsor will be so impressed! Btw, I don't see the soup mail icon on your page. Is there any way I can get in touch with you? Love ~ Mala

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 7/1/2023 6:40:00 PM

Thank you Mala, I’m pleased you enjoyed the read. About the SoupMail I will mail you and you should be able to mail back… Belle

Sara Kendrick

Date: 7/1/2023 8:02:00 AM

Good to see all of these I have been reading are for a contest. Way to go with your entry. Reads like an interesting entry to me. Thanks for sharing for us to read. Sara

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 7/1/2023 6:34:00 PM

Thank you for reading and commenting Sara, very much appreciated… Belle

Constance La France

Date: 6/22/2023 11:29:00 AM

Constance, YUK ! Is this the same Belle who writes beautiful poetry writing about p..p, well anyways you did an excellent job with the theme, well done, best of luck in the contest !

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 6/22/2023 11:57:00 AM

Yes it’s me Constance who wrote about poop, I hope I’m still welcome on the Soup… Belle

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 6/22/2023 7:51:00 AM

I do know people that have farted and besides being embarrassing, very of-putting if you are at a function As for poo on the floor yuk, but how well and humorously you tell the story Belle, i had a good laugh. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 6/22/2023 11:52:00 AM

Thank you Jennifer, I’m pleased you saw this as just a humorous string of Limericks and that they gave you a laugh. Hugs and blessings in return to you… Belle

John Read

Date: 6/22/2023 1:20:00 AM

Hi sister Belle,you have a wicked sense of humour,its a winner all the way.

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 6/22/2023 3:47:00 AM

Brother John so do you, thank you… Sis Belle