Best Flatulent Poems
Pointing To the Problems
...POINTING TO THE PROBLEMS
{Bivouacs}
Beat down with legal fees
Tied up with taxes;
Tripped up with mortgages;
Ripped off with student loans
Insulted with insurance
Telephone updates.
Ou......
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Categories:
flatulent, earth day, emotions, fish,
Form:
Free verse
Shall I Compare Thee To Your Mother's ****
...Shall I compare thee to your mother's ****?
Thou aren’t more lovely, but more flatulent.
Rough winds do shake it; and bring on a farce
And all her clothes hath all too short a rent
Sometime too hot-......
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Categories:
flatulent, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, happiness, health,
Form:
Sonnet
Bittersweet
...Bittersweet
Jose cuts the canes one at a time cursed by poverty's grind
What else does he want since he works on sweetness all
around him and toils in fragrant nature perfumed by his
......
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Categories:
flatulent, discrimination,
Form:
Free verse
Denser Not Mensa Part 1- Collaboration
...An old gal applied to join Mensa
Gee she couldn’t be any denser
She went in the wrong door
On the thirty third floor
And there she enrolled as a fencer
When attending her first fen......
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Categories:
flatulent, humorous, irony,
Form:
Limerick
Smells Like Government
...
Rancid lemon rope squeeze
around a rotten tomato neck tie,
crooked odor bow hanging out of place
Acid reflux raisin tax bleed;
dripping spoiled, milquetoast lies
out a sour-twisted, ......
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Categories:
flatulent, corruption, satire, truth, word
Form:
Burlesque
Paper Tigers
...
"Paper Tigers"
eyes mark slow time
spotting leopard rhyme
never changing its spots
black balled
white pops
the want-to-be bees
sting the dripping honey spot
slap......
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Categories:
flatulent, dark, muse, poets,
Form:
Free verse
Christ Mess Mourning
...In the beginning there was a lonely word but soon after
there was no room at the meagre hostel for the saviour
Sanguine hopes flash-flooded the sanctuary of hearts
sacrif......
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Categories:
flatulent, celebration, christmas,
Form:
Free verse
Silent But Deadly
...
Sniper hid vapors
tend to always bullet strike
with stealth air carrier accuracy
Silent noxious assault
pierced the nostrils
with oxy painful inhalation,
of the non-ventilated thir......
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Categories:
flatulent, fun, humorous, satire, word
Form:
Light Verse
Dogs of War
...the dogs were happy
did not have to dig deep
in bomb craters and
makeshift graves
they licked at pulverized bones
and liquefied brains
slurped up the proceeds of war
and roamed the street
sl......
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Categories:
flatulent, war,
Form:
Free verse
Create What Will Become a Teensy Bit of Me
...It began as an idea.
Hopped up on my dendrite highway.
Zoomed through my wide-open interstate and took me on a ride.
I was holding on as hard as I could.
A smile turned into a flat out worldwi......
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Categories:
flatulent, creation,
Form:
Free verse
Ping Pong Parp
...If you hear the sound of rat-tat-a-tat
It's not a woodpecker or a chattering cat
Tis George F. Latulence an aristocrat
Playing ping pong with his gold crested bat.
A competitor and show-off he ......
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Categories:
flatulent, games,
Form:
Rhyme
Olympiad 1-4-79
...As the Dime Store sirens flared
bolts of irradiated invite,
my query was denied.
Their pimp-striped pilots only moaned,
their lust fueled by encapsulated
stench carried only by ......
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Categories:
flatulent, dream, fantasy, imagery, nonsense,
Form:
Narrative
The Queens Story
...Compelled to tell her story
On her throne with pen in hand
A narrative of such glory
Revered through out the land
A story of a gentle breeze
Paired with a familiar essence
All who read the st......
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Categories:
flatulent, body, humor, perspective,
Form:
Rhyme
He-Monster Professes His Love
...Beautiful is your foot with the stabbing nails.
The yellow and green ones that have never been cut.
Gorgeous is your gaping mouth with the missing teeth.
And your big and hairy smelly monster butt......
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Categories:
flatulent, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,
Form:
Light Verse
April's Babbling Foolishness
...(Created using the bAbBlE sentence generator, various text excerpts, and a minuscule bit of human editing.)
And she smells good without keeping all ...
Beef, sitting lonely on that lies floati......
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Categories:
flatulent, art, computer, crazy, food,
Form:
Prose