Flatulence Poems - Poems about Flatulence

... Flackmoth wishes his love of legumes was not accompanied by foul fumes. Not having to release a whiff of flatulence would prevent incurring that other offense and social stigma, the “stinkm......Read the rest...

...WHAT HAPPENS TO DIRTY HUMANS ASC THE ALIENIST- "What happens to the dirty humans, asj the alienist! Blurring waters frum their cymmetry chest parts! Shawlowed accumulation of gasS ......Read the rest...

... “Cross my heart and hope to die” A saying from years past That has survived for many eons And will most likely last But there are so many others “Barking up the wrong tree” Choosi......Read the rest...

...ebony crow gave a twirl and his face turned green he transmogrified into the witch’s scariest queen this was a surprise, even though it was Halloween I did not dare tell even my closest friends wh......Read the rest...

... homelands / husbands / playing house / strands & strings of horses behind strangers lounging un-belonging to Thebes of Sevens or women, depending on how you slice matters, as a perspective ......Read the rest...

...Ace colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl Kovalovich revisited January 23rd, 2024 on the evening before yours truly (the one and only Matthew Scott Harris), a stand up comic wannabe, who historically......Read the rest...

...January 13th 2024 - Happy Lxv-th birthday Matthew Scott Harris date of conception:? ~ Late March – mid April 1958. date of parturition: January xiii, mcmlix. date of expiration:? January i, emi......Read the rest...

...Flatulence has many endearing names Most commonly known as a fart A blow off, fluff, clanger, puff of love Just a few from a long list and chart Its an explosive common bodily function Eruptin......Read the rest...

...When it comes to rules of etiquette be warned: Flackmoth’s easily upset. Most rules are arbitrary, he insists, promoted by the bored and idle rich who see themselves as haute bourgeoisie with a ......Read the rest...

...Fretfully aching to feel fit as a fiddle After experiencing a severe, albeit violent near lethal bout of irritable bowel syndrome (yesterday night August 30th, 2023) triggered courtesy dulcola......Read the rest...

...Rigorous sphincter ani externus muscle workout Amidst the rubble strewn landscape ruins courtesy healthy helping of prunes linkedin to derrière issuing melodious flatulence classical tunes, yo......Read the rest...

...I’m always bolted to a floor Often I live in a tiny room And when I hear the door lock I pray they’ll spray some air perfume! I doubt you ever would believe The anus stories I cou......Read the rest...

...astronomical anatomical atoms buying brilliant blubbery bimbo blobs collecting claustrophobic colorized clandescently clams depicting deplorable dependable depraved dendrites enticing and enlisti......Read the rest...

...out for lunch upon standing after meal.... can't move flatulence ......Read the rest...

...Ready...Aim...Fire! In light of tension twixt brinkmanship rumbling one East Asian Tiger country otherwise known as "the land of morning calm," yours truly t'will invite "freedom foo fighte......Read the rest...