Flatulence Poems - Poems about Flatulence

Wherever you are, or whatever you do, Let your wind blow free, it is good for you. Sometimes you have to just let rip. Some farts deserve a censorship! To boldly blow where no man blows. Whilst keeping people on their toes. An innocent look, a silent whiff. Release that gas and let it slip. As people look, they may assume, In enclosed spaces...

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Oh gaseous anomaly, of my digestion Escapage from where, is the question A topic of much fun, hilarity and jest School boys compete, to see who's is best. Velocity, decibels, and length of time. All vital in assessing, if it's sublime. But pinnacle of fustiness has to be. Sprout, egg sarnies and over ripe brie In conclusion a fart is truly...

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Flatulence has many endearing names Most commonly known as a fart A blow off, fluff, clanger, puff of love Just a few from a long list and chart Its an explosive common bodily function Erupting, blowing ,wafting throughout the world Yet no matter how many times we hear one We laugh like its the first one we have ever heard!!!...

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When I visited Victor today, overwhelming stench drove me away. We stood outside and talked. I complained, and he balked: “Don’t be mean. I can’t help it. OKAY?” He let loose with a string of loud pops. Neighbors fearing gunfire called the cops! There would be no arrest, but at neighbors’ behest, they said, “Sir, make sure this problem stops.” The police are now summoned...

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afflicting him as far back as he can remember, a lingering, embarrassing condition he gets much grief for. ...

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Written: June 21, 2023 POOP Poetry Contest Sponsored by: JAN ALLISON ________________________________________________________________ He admired her from the start, and she quickly stole his...

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Spouse cannot forget mine suppressed flatulence upon our first date While yours truly sat here at the desk housing MacBook Pro, pondering his next idée fixe apropos for gamut of anonymous readers, he unexpectedly, noisily and effectually exploded out rear end; perhaps ye heard or felt the ground beneath your feet tremble; the missus didst not stir in her sleep yesterday (May 29th,...

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no one was in the john that day so I thought it’d be safe to stay I needed to sneeze with hands on my knees blew the blockage from my…airway...

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Flatulence has many a name I heard the poshest today A saying oh so eloquent and fancy It blew me away! This saying is rather grand Voiced only by the best “Attention one and all” “Who is responsible for?” “That waft of unpleasantness”!!...

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A scientist once said it's flat and I again agreed He said the Earth is very flat and lay upon his tweed A flatter man he was not A testimony pleased As all his back was laying flat and logic cleared the weeds So we could go into a future where people proved him wrong Until the day the next man said The Universe is long Now...

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farty party...

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I like beans - They are my favorite food. I like beans - There's nothing quite as good. I like beans - There are so many kinds. I like beans - All of them taste so fine. Boil em,Bake em,Steam em,Fry em Any way they're cooked,I'll try em. I like beans.I like beans. I like beans - I play a little...

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So I write about farting and pooh But fart sniffing may prove good for you Foul hydrogen sulphide has been found to provide benefits helping cells stay like new Inspired by an item in a magazine which lead me to find a link and I had a blast writing the poem! https://nypost.com/2017/10/27/sniffing-your-partners-farts-could-help-ward-off-disease 7/12/19...

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There's nothing like a pressured toot to get you out of bed. The moving sheets, the rustled beat; of flatulence ahead. That very sound to wake you up and start your day off right. With little push to shake you up and mark your way in flight. That everything you go to do will be as night before. When all you ate was beans and...

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Bags upon bags upon piles within piles of bags Yes, teachers are the ultimate bag-ladies. Rarely but occasionally a bag-man steps into our midst But here at the elementary school it is usually women Who drag in carrying bag upon bag upon pile upon pile upon bag. I meet them at the door sometimes to help them out Relieving them...

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