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Fast flatulence

A conversation between me and my son a few years ago about the man who jumped out of the balloon from the stratosphere I was trying to explain to the kids about Baumgartners jump from the balloon today and how he would be traveling faster than the speed of sound. Tyler asked what would happen if he farted? I said I guess he wouldn't hear it until his parachute deployed and his fart caught up with him. Then all the questions turned to weather he would smell the fart as it passed by and I completly lost control of the conversation when he started talking about fart parachutes.

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Date: 10/15/2018 1:59:00 AM
What a blast lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 10/14/2018 8:26:00 PM
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