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Silent John

no one was in the john that day
so I thought it’d be safe to stay
	I needed to sneeze
	with hands on my knees
blew the blockage from my…airway

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Abdullah Alhemaidy

Date: 9/26/2023 6:02:00 PM

Hello Linda Flower, congratulates! lol

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 9/28/2023 5:51:00 AM

Thank you kind sir. your flower, Linda :)

Speaks Volumes

Date: 7/21/2023 12:54:00 PM

Why havent I been reading your limericks ? They are great ! Loved this one Linda

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 7/23/2023 12:45:00 PM

LOL. Guess I'm naughty at heart. Thanks for reading and comments Svvie! :) laf

Jan Allison

Date: 5/11/2023 5:52:00 AM

Dropping back to say many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 5/11/2023 1:03:00 PM

Many thanks Jan! I always appreciate your visits and kind words. :)

Jim Slaughter

Date: 5/8/2023 11:15:00 AM

Better a "silent john" than an "aromatic" one. Very funny, Linda, and congrats on your contest placement.

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 5/8/2023 12:06:00 PM

haha Jim! Thanks for stopping by with comments and congrats! :)

Valsa George

Date: 5/7/2023 8:58:00 PM

Oh what relief.... ! Congratulations Linda on your great win with your clever and funny limerick.

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 5/8/2023 6:02:00 AM

Thank you sweet Valsa! :)

Janice Canerdy

Date: 5/7/2023 7:46:00 PM

Linda, CONGRATS on your win with this limerick about ~~~ relief! Janice

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 5/8/2023 6:02:00 AM

Hello Janice. Thank you! :)

Sotto Poet

Date: 5/7/2023 5:26:00 PM

A funny limerick Linda, congratulations on your win

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 5/7/2023 5:30:00 PM

Hi Lasaad. Thanks for the congratulatory note! :)

Lin Lane

Date: 5/7/2023 5:23:00 PM

Such a good write, Linda. Congratulations on your winning limerick.

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 5/7/2023 5:30:00 PM

Many thanks Lin. Appreciate your comments. :)

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 5/7/2023 3:53:00 PM

that's funny she did it without use of her hands . EWWW. love it. Congrats

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 5/7/2023 4:32:00 PM

Where there is a will, they say...LOL Glad you liked this Andrea. Thanks! :)

Tania Kitchin

Date: 5/7/2023 1:25:00 PM

Linda, congratulations on your winning placement with your funny limerick!

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 5/7/2023 2:49:00 PM

Thank you Tania - always fun with your contests! :)

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 5/5/2023 10:58:00 PM

Runny limerick.

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 5/6/2023 7:54:00 AM

Oh Victor. Thank you and hugs! :)

Daniel Turner

Date: 5/5/2023 9:10:00 PM

winner winner chicken dinner!

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 5/6/2023 7:53:00 AM

LOL Daniel. You do make the rounds, don't you. Thanks for the giggles! :)

Bill Baker

Date: 5/5/2023 8:22:00 PM

Funny Limerick, Linda. Qualifies for the contest, so good luck! Bill

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 5/6/2023 7:52:00 AM

Thanks Bill. I appreciate the support. :)

Hat Bueckert

Date: 5/5/2023 5:49:00 PM

Hahahahaa nicely done Linda!!

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 5/5/2023 7:02:00 PM

Teehee. Thanks Hat! :)

Jan Allison

Date: 5/5/2023 5:00:00 PM

thanks for the belly laugh lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 5/5/2023 7:02:00 PM

You're welcome Jan. Glad you got a good laugh from this. Thanks for stopping by and commenting! hugs, Linda :)

Sand Blown

Date: 5/5/2023 4:34:00 PM

...wowza....'no-one was safe....i needed... the blocked-age'......party!.......have fun .......stan

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 5/5/2023 6:59:00 PM

Hey Stan. Nice to see you here. Thanks for stopping by. Join the party! :)

Gershon Wolf

Date: 5/5/2023 3:39:00 PM

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Goodness, gracious -- great guffaws!

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 5/5/2023 6:57:00 PM

I'm tickled that you got a guffaw or two from this. Thanks gw! laf

Silent John

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