Silent John

no one was in the john that day
so I thought it’d be safe to stay
	I needed to sneeze
	with hands on my knees
blew the blockage from my…airway
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023

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Alhemaidy Avatar
September 26, 2023 at 6:02 PM
Hello Linda Flower, congratulates! lol
Fowler Avatar
September 28, 2023 at 5:51 AM
Thank you kind sir. your flower, Linda :)
Volumes Avatar
July 21, 2023 at 12:54 PM
Why havent I been reading your limericks ? They are great ! Loved this one Linda
Fowler Avatar
July 23, 2023 at 12:45 PM
LOL. Guess I'm naughty at heart. Thanks for reading and comments Svvie! :) laf
Allison Avatar
May 11, 2023 at 5:52 AM
Dropping back to say many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx
Fowler Avatar
May 11, 2023 at 1:03 PM
Many thanks Jan! I always appreciate your visits and kind words. :)
Slaughter Avatar
May 8, 2023 at 11:15 AM
Better a "silent john" than an "aromatic" one. Very funny, Linda, and congrats on your contest placement.
Fowler Avatar
May 8, 2023 at 12:06 PM
haha Jim! Thanks for stopping by with comments and congrats! :)
George Avatar
May 7, 2023 at 8:58 PM
Oh what relief.... ! Congratulations Linda on your great win with your clever and funny limerick.
Fowler Avatar
May 8, 2023 at 6:02 AM
Thank you sweet Valsa! :)
Canerdy Avatar
May 7, 2023 at 7:46 PM
Linda, CONGRATS on your win with this limerick about ~~~ relief! Janice
Fowler Avatar
May 8, 2023 at 6:02 AM
Hello Janice. Thank you! :)
Poet Avatar
May 7, 2023 at 5:26 PM
A funny limerick Linda, congratulations on your win
Fowler Avatar
May 7, 2023 at 5:30 PM
Hi Lasaad. Thanks for the congratulatory note! :)
Lane Avatar
May 7, 2023 at 5:23 PM
Such a good write, Linda. Congratulations on your winning limerick.
Fowler Avatar
May 7, 2023 at 5:30 PM
Many thanks Lin. Appreciate your comments. :)
Dietrich Avatar
May 7, 2023 at 3:53 PM
that's funny she did it without use of her hands . EWWW. love it. Congrats
Fowler Avatar
May 7, 2023 at 4:32 PM
Where there is a will, they say...LOL Glad you liked this Andrea. Thanks! :)
Kitchin Avatar
May 7, 2023 at 1:25 PM
Linda, congratulations on your winning placement with your funny limerick!
Fowler Avatar
May 7, 2023 at 2:49 PM
Thank you Tania - always fun with your contests! :)
Buhagiar Avatar
May 5, 2023 at 10:58 PM
Runny limerick.
Fowler Avatar
May 6, 2023 at 7:54 AM
Oh Victor. Thank you and hugs! :)
Turner Avatar
May 5, 2023 at 9:10 PM
winner winner chicken dinner!
Fowler Avatar
May 6, 2023 at 7:53 AM
LOL Daniel. You do make the rounds, don't you. Thanks for the giggles! :)
Baker Avatar
May 5, 2023 at 8:22 PM
Funny Limerick, Linda. Qualifies for the contest, so good luck! Bill
Fowler Avatar
May 6, 2023 at 7:52 AM
Thanks Bill. I appreciate the support. :)
Bueckert Avatar
May 5, 2023 at 5:49 PM
Hahahahaa nicely done Linda!!
Fowler Avatar
May 5, 2023 at 7:02 PM
Teehee. Thanks Hat! :)
Allison Avatar
May 5, 2023 at 5:00 PM
thanks for the belly laugh lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Fowler Avatar
May 5, 2023 at 7:02 PM
You're welcome Jan. Glad you got a good laugh from this. Thanks for stopping by and commenting! hugs, Linda :)
Blown Avatar
May 5, 2023 at 4:34 PM
...wowza....'no-one was safe....i needed... the blocked-age'......party!.......have fun .......stan
Fowler Avatar
May 5, 2023 at 6:59 PM
Hey Stan. Nice to see you here. Thanks for stopping by. Join the party! :)
Wolf Avatar
May 5, 2023 at 3:39 PM
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Goodness, gracious -- great guffaws!
Fowler Avatar
May 5, 2023 at 6:57 PM
I'm tickled that you got a guffaw or two from this. Thanks gw! laf
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