Short Flatulence Poems
Short Flatulence Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Flatulence by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Flatulence by length and keyword.
Baked beans
Small
Insignificant
Yet its properties so powerful
Causing flatulence
Some noisy
Others foetid in silence.
Categories:
flatulence, fun,
Form:
Free verse
Ladies, take my advice, ignore
men who brag they have hot pants.
Yet Keep a safe distance,
it could be nothing more
than flatulence.
Categories:
flatulence, humor,
Form:
Light Verse
no one was in the john that day
so I thought it’d be safe to stay
I needed to sneeze
with hands on my knees
blew the blockage from my…airway
Categories:
flatulence, fun, funny, giggle, humor, humorous, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Rhyming Senryu
Prancing, arrogance,
Such obnoxious flatulence.
You, caught,in his trance.
6-8-2021
Categories:
flatulence, corruption,
Form:
Senryu
She didn’t play poker so well.
Her bluff was as clear as a bell.
Her insides would quaver
So much that they gave her
A hell of a smell of a tell.
Categories:
flatulence, funny, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
I caught ampersand in my boot.
Go away I said or I’ll shoot.
Hilarious pout.
Arrogantly loud and not moot,
His flatulence was a big hoot.
And stinky, no doubt.
Categories:
flatulence, 6th grade, 7th grade, 8th grade, 9th
Form:
Tail-rhyme
Jan's Vicar loves raspberry art*
As much as an hot apple tart
But Jan is the judge
So give her a nudge
When the horse blows before the cart!
*aka Flatulence staccato
Categories:
flatulence, humor,
Form:
Limerick
EPITAPH - A LETHAL WIND
Here lies George, the sad deceased
Victim of flatulence released
The result: he would expire
Stood before an open fire
Geoffrey Brewer
15 Sept 2018
Categories:
flatulence, death, eulogy,
Form:
Epitaph
There once was a woman of affluence
Who suffered from great bouts of flatulence
She held it all in
Until the day when
It came out in a jumbled grandiloquence
John G. Lawless
©8/3/2021
Categories:
flatulence, humor,
Form:
Limerick
O' flatulence
tis human
to air
*co-written with my hubby
Categories:
flatulence, body, humor,
Form:
Light Verse
When wrinkles start appearing
Getting deeper by the day
With liver spots accruing
And the hair is going grey
The early morning aches and pains
A stomach growing flabby
The crows feet and the flatulence
No wonder you feel crabby
Categories:
flatulence, funny,
Form:
Light Verse
She was fat, not pregnant, to say the least.
She filled her plate at the family feast.
Craving pickles brought her down.
Howling laughter brought her frown.
Flatulence increased, festivities ceased!
© Dane Smith-Johnsen
October 16, 2010
Categories:
flatulence, funny
Form:
Limerick
Flatulence has many a name
I heard the poshest today
A saying oh so eloquent and fancy
It blew me away!
This saying is rather grand
Voiced only by the best
“Attention one and all”
“Who is responsible for?”
“That waft of unpleasantness”!!
Categories:
flatulence, fun, humor, silly,
Form:
Rhyme
Jerico the raccoon lived in the land of cherry blossom buds.
He enjoyed his corn, spaghetti, and well-cheesed up spuds.
His flatulence had a marvelous effect on the flowers so bright.
An aroma that stayed with these beauties all through the night.
Categories:
flatulence, animal,
Form:
Rhyme
Spitting on the happy couple at Greek weddings
Is a tradition that the bride and groom are really dreading
There's another disgusting practice
An exhibition of much flatulence
By guests uttering “FTOU” it prevents bed-wetting
(Look it up LOL)
Categories:
flatulence, tribute,
Form:
Limerick
crepitus announces itself annoyed
at my impudence as I climb the stairs
it speaks the language of stop, I don't
flatulence trumpets my presence
luckily no one is hear to breathe deep
another dead language of age
the sounds of decomposition make me smile
for even they can fill a blank page
Categories:
flatulence, age, funny,
Form:
Free verse
Thoughts are growing
going faster
twisting spinning
a disaster
jumping thumping
bumping banging
alarms are ringing
clinging clanging
mental meltdown
overloading
whirlwind
brainstorm
mind exploding!
Brain brain
go away
Robin doesn't
want to play
you just have
too much to say
save it for
another day!
Categories:
flatulence, funny, introspection
Form:
Light Verse
Wind Power, Progressive
flatulence -- no more whale' tales
from shore to shore –
Poor ocean dears
needing new steers,
bumping their heads
in our dark –
“Old lamps for new”
your lantern for my
cute, feel-good spark...
bumping their
heads in our dark....
bumping their
heads in our dark....
Categories:
flatulence, earth, environment, humorous, ocean, political, pollution, wisdom,
Form:
Free verse
Flatulence has many endearing names
Most commonly known as a fart
A blow off, fluff, clanger, puff of love
Just a few from a long list and chart
Its an explosive common bodily function
Erupting, blowing ,wafting throughout the world
Yet no matter how many times we hear one
We laugh like its the first one we have ever heard!!!
Categories:
flatulence, fun, humor, nonsense, silly,
Form:
Rhyme
For goodness sake, please stop
farting! I can smell that
foul stench all around our
flat. It stinks like a dead
fish! Small kids find it great
fun to let rip with their
farts … and then leave the room !
For fun ... Inspired by F Plaiedes contest… I will go with my gut reaction and enter my Fireworks poem lol
09/22/16
Categories:
flatulence, body, humorous, wind,
Form:
Verse
So Uranus smells of hydrogen sulphide
In the atmosphere on the higher side
With the planet’s unfortunate name
It is the butt of most astronomy jokes to blame
With hydrogen sulphide so flatulent
It enhances the jokes and is heaven sent
With the gas of the rotten egg smell
We can laugh on forever and chuckle so well.
© Paul Warren Poetry
Categories:
flatulence, planet, space,
Form:
Ballad
When I let one loose in the elevator,
I blamed it on last night's baked beans.
The blast from it sounded like thunder,
As it tore a large hole in my jeans.
I apologised to all and sundry,
For acting like, a silly jackass.
But my voice became rather squeaky,
As my flatulence, was pure laughing gas.
8 / 7 / 2021.
Categories:
flatulence, humorous, wind,
Form:
Rhyme
Written: June 21, 2023
POOP Poetry Contest Sponsored by: JAN ALLISON
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He admired her from the start,
and she quickly stole his heart.
One thing, though, wasn't fair,
with love mood in the air,
she widespread love with a fart!
Categories:
flatulence, analogy, humorous, longing,
Form:
Limerick
He who smelt it
He must have dealt it
What is the odor
That lingers over
Turn on the fan
Open the window
To clear the smell
From in this room
Who can I blame
For this flatulence
What is the name
I will find out
Someone I’ll shame
As I go searching
I have found out
There’s no-one here
So was it me
Who let it out
Yes it must be
I did just shout
Categories:
flatulence, imagination
Form:
Free verse
Both Kamala and Newsom confess
California is in a big mess
Pelosi has found
Elephants abound
And their flatulence causes distress*
* Trump's childish attempt to replace
California's Governor with a toady to
support Trump's claim to have won the
2020 election cost California taxpayers
over $270-million! Don't let him do that
to your State!
Categories:
flatulence, humor,
Form:
Limerick