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Tribute To Flatulence

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I like beans - They are my favorite food.
I like beans -  There's nothing quite as good.
I like beans - There are so many kinds.
I like beans - All of them taste so fine.
Boil em,Bake em,Steam em,Fry em
Any way they're cooked,I'll try em.
I like beans.I like beans.
I like beans - I play a little game.
I like beans - Use them to spell my name.
I like beans - My mouth is getting wetter.
I like beans - I slowly eat each letter.
Savor every tasty biteful.
There are few things as delightful
I like beans.I like beans.
I like beans - Mash em into a paste.
I like beans - I smear it on my face.
I like beans - When it gets dry enough.
I like beans - I peel away the stuff.
Makes my skin as smooth as glass.
So soft just like a baby's ass. 
I like beans.I like beans.
Pinto. Lima. Turtle. Navy.
In a stew with lots of gravy.
Red and Pink and Black and White.
I scarf em down all day and night.
Garbanzo. Lentil. Kidney. Butter.
Eat em till I'm six feet under.
I like beans! I like beans! I like beans! I LIKE BEANS!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sara Kendrick

Date: 11/1/2020 12:19:00 PM

I like the humor in this one. My father used to say that the only thing that would turn his stomach was to hang a butterbean on a sting behind his back. LOL..Congrats on your winner. Sara..Way to go.

Joe Sandler
Date: 11/2/2020 1:11:00 AM

The only food that turns my stomach is gefilte fish. I'd rather eat doody

Gershon Wolf

Date: 9/15/2020 6:29:00 PM

Something tells me that you like beans, Joe. ~ Sherlock Wolf, lol

Darlene De Beaulieu

Date: 8/26/2020 11:38:00 AM

Hello Joe Flztulence, have you tried green boiled in water drain water, add an egg in then mix it together. When egg is cooked withthe beans}green beans{ Enjoy to eat with your meal. Enjoy your day my friend.

Kelli White

Date: 8/26/2020 5:44:00 AM

Beans beans the magical fruit the more you eat the more you toot the more you toot the better you feel let’s have beans at every meal well done JS:)kelli

Joe Sandler
Date: 8/27/2020 5:39:00 PM

Beans beans good for the heart the more you eat the more you fart the more you fart the better you feel so eat your beans at every meal.This was the version of my youth.