Flatulence

Oh gaseous anomaly, of my digestion Escapage from where, is the question A topic of much fun, hilarity and jest School boys compete, to see who's is best. Velocity, decibels, and length of time. All vital in assessing, if it's sublime. But pinnacle of fustiness has to be. Sprout, egg sarnies and over ripe brie In conclusion a fart is truly an art Enjoy it, embrace it, have a good fart.