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Flatulence - a Subject Not To Be Sniffed At

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So I write about farting and pooh But fart sniffing may prove good for you Foul hydrogen sulphide has been found to provide benefits helping cells stay like new Inspired by an item in a magazine which lead me to find a link and I had a blast writing the poem! https://nypost.com/2017/10/27/sniffing-your-partners-farts-could-help-ward-off-disease 7/12/19

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Kim Rodrigues

Date: 7/31/2019 12:35:00 PM

We all be human! We need to ket go of our inhibitions;) LOL

Jan Allison
Date: 7/31/2019 5:52:00 PM

Today I definitely let go Kim lol:-) hugs Jan xx

P.S. Awtry

Date: 7/21/2019 10:53:00 PM

The title is hilarious! And the limerick informative... You’re crown still shines :)

Jan Allison
Date: 7/31/2019 5:52:00 PM

thanks PS especially for commenting about the title I think its as important as the body of the poem itself:-) :-) hugs Jan

Warren Doll

Date: 7/18/2019 10:39:00 AM

Hi Jan, such a fun limerick. I almost fell off my chair reading it, Surely, there must be a more pleasant way to stay young. Warm wishes~ Warren

Jan Allison
Date: 7/18/2019 11:45:00 AM

lol Warren:-) hugs Jan xx

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 7/17/2019 10:26:00 PM

I guess farts are good for the heart;)

Jan Allison
Date: 7/18/2019 11:44:00 AM

lol Michelle:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 7/17/2019 5:21:00 PM

That is news one should keep under the covers …..Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 7/17/2019 5:24:00 PM

lol thanks:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 7/14/2019 12:56:00 PM

- Fighting dementia !!! :))) - Natural medicine for alzheimer ??? :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 7/17/2019 10:43:00 AM

I'll breathe in farts all day if it stops me going down the dementia route:-) hugs Jan xx

Sara Kendrick

Date: 7/13/2019 8:33:00 AM

Whoa!! Enjoyed reading your very intellectual work. There is some danger in some for they are deadly. If for a contest reads like a good contender. Thanks for the visit to my page. Sara

Jan Allison
Date: 7/17/2019 10:42:00 AM

Thanks Sara:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 7/12/2019 9:19:00 PM

G'day Jan … you had a blast writing this limerick! I know; I heard it down here in Australia - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 7/17/2019 10:42:00 AM

I sure had a blast lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/12/2019 7:54:00 PM

good grief, I hope that thing about cows farting is good for us then too!! Great job, Jan, and fun pics.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/17/2019 10:41:00 AM

A few years ago I wrote a poem on farting cows lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 7/12/2019 1:05:00 PM

Lol Jan, think I'll let my cells age naturally. But each to their own haha. Tom

Jan Allison
Date: 7/17/2019 10:41:00 AM

lol Tom:-) :-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 7/12/2019 10:48:00 AM

Wow! Jan, First of all, I must say great title. I laughed out reading it alone. The magazine inspired you to right a funny poem. Could welcome the benefits but I don't about the " smell" lol! :-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 7/17/2019 10:41:00 AM

I couldn't resist the title lol and when I see a funny piece in the press I often get inspired to do a silly poem:-) hugs Jan xx

Sand Blown

Date: 7/12/2019 9:45:00 AM

yup...you might be right...dawgs and cats do a lotta butt sniffin

Jan Allison
Date: 7/17/2019 10:40:00 AM

ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 7/12/2019 9:14:00 AM

Well I am in good "hahahaha" hands then. Sometimes this whole house is a sniff factory.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/17/2019 10:40:00 AM

lol Caren:-) hugs Jan xx

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib

Date: 7/12/2019 8:00:00 AM

LOL! And I am familiar with sthe science, have ramped up the sulphers in my diet ;D, ...hilarious Jan! xomo!

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Date: 7/12/2019 8:29:00 AM

Lol!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/12/2019 8:16:00 AM

ha ha ha no I've never heard that story i bet you had lots of folk wanting to take part - I wish i could have shipped over a kid I worked with at school... i called him 'beanz boy' was so bad we used to have to open the classroom windows lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Date: 7/12/2019 8:12:00 AM

I must have told you, back in high school, did a science fair project on flatulence ;D

Jan Allison
Date: 7/12/2019 8:03:00 AM

lol Mo, I get a women's magazine called 'Real People' as I love the puzzles in it and it had a small article on the subject so I simply HAD to do more research lol:-) hugs Jan xx