Felonious Poems

A Composing Dick

...I think, AI can fool the surface eye,
the sun of everyday common day -- 
the night of charming only twinkle glitter 
night -- 
      But, what it can’t fool~ is, complex
soul spectrum; what it c...

The Emperor's New Shows

...Day One... Chapter Two... of
Political turmoil throughout the land.

Where Felonious Trump takes to his throne,
Right along with the rest of his MAGA band.


It's still hard to believe for som...

AI Poetry Don’t Be An InstaPoet

...

Not one poet here, should be assumed a poetic jerk!
So when you become Shakespeare overnight, it makes my body twerk!
Nor, have another poet write a poem for you..
Trying to fool us- double...

We All Got Issues

...The real issue is not that Kamala is a typical politician 
But that she is not a man
And has some blood of Indian/African
The real issue is not that she is so wrong
Despite her education and expe...

Abcedarian Poem for Kicks and Giggles

...alabaster aardvark allows
banished blue booby
cobblestone cracks
during Dubuque’s disastrous date
effervescent egrets
feel felonious and free
giving giant giraffe gratitude
high-fiving hilario...

Phi Poetry of Reality In Dream

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   "I have seen and heard the vibrancy of dreams, 
and the way 
of the crossings-through the ills 
and through the barriered things."

A fleeting spark that perceives, 
I, have s...

Destiny Angel

...Let's get this out front 
I think I'm in love
With an angel who flies 
In the sky high above

My protector, she guides
Or calls down when required
When the future gets tangled
Or perception g...

Silence On Shabbos

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                         11/4/2023
    ~~Be quiet now, stir not a single soul~~


Though your hot tears fall hard as boulders,
We are deaf, we give you the coldest shoulder.

Your screa...

The Real World

...
"The Real World"

what you gonna do
when your world 
is wrapped up in love

and all you've loved
taken away from you,
a hollow heart remains

an empty vacuum 
the imp...

Jinxed Jesting Jejune Junior Jobber

...Jinxed jesting jejune junior jobber...
just jabbering gibberish (A - J)

Again, another awkward ambitious
arduous attempt at alphabetically
arranging atrociously ambiguously
absolutely asinine ...

Hatred

...

Are you so callous?
Twining thorns around my arms
Hoping to do me harm

Blood drips from my fingertips
My eyes blackened
Feelings forsaken

Are you so brazen?
Chaining my hea...

Friar Mcfunk

...In the abbey lived Friar McFunk,
Who pounded piano while drunk,  
But to pay for his rye,
Was caught robbing the tythe,
Now they call him Felonious Monk....

Queen Anne's Revenge

...
She was a hearty lady
Who sailed the silent seas
Born to drift across the deep
Always alive with sails set to brave
The stormiest waters
The sapphire sprays that wet her sails
And pro...

Drunk

...He was a raised hand,
Striking down his past. 

Delivering sutures 
To each of the futures 
He touched.

Braying of donkeys 
Echoing in his background.

A passing cloud, 
Thundering loud 
...

The Yearning

...In this lifetime full of yearning;
through which came wishing and dreaming;
within many splendid, unquiet flairs;
a voice murmured the word, ‘prayer!’
I was needy and you were solicitous,
my min...

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