Short Felonious Poems

harmonious
chief among sinners
a felonious monk
pious creater of art
deviously smart...

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In the abbey lived Friar McFunk,
Who pounded piano while drunk,  
But to pay for his rye,
Was caught robbing the tythe,
Now they call him Felonious Monk....

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Luxurious lingering, lovingly lithe, lounging
Reposing, relaxed responsive respite
Enjoying enthusiastic exciting meditative moments
Replenish, rejuvenate and reimagine yourself
Necessary nirvana of niceness to face felonious friends
Who wander into your zone,
Unilaterally uncaring, and unconcerned,
That your feelings are important also....

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He was a raised hand,
Striking down his past. 

Delivering sutures 
To each of the futures 
He touched.

Braying of donkeys 
Echoing in his background.

A passing cloud, 
Thundering loud 

Smatterings of thought, 
Like intermittent rain 
On corrugated tin.

Ridges of grey matter 
Rising, then falling 

To the beat 
Of felonious assault 
,
Hard, soft meeting

Life, entering death 
Arm in arm, 

With rage....

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Are you so callous?
Twining thorns around my arms
Hoping to do me harm

Blood drips from my fingertips
My eyes blackened
Feelings forsaken

Are you so brazen?
Chaining my heart to your
Felonious feelings

Tears drip from my eyes
My fingers broken
Feelings forgotten

Are you so evil?
Breaking my back
To climb higher

Sweat drips from my forehead
My soul beaten
Feelings forgiven


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Despite being religious 
loving and generous 
Humble but famous 
You are so gorgeous
Your personality is fabulous 
you still make me nervous 
Goodness gracious 
You are so simple but mysterious 
I hope i made it obvious
That I’m done being felonious 
This love is fast and furious
I am not sure if you are serious
And that makes me so curious 
You are so contagious 
I know love can be vicious 
But ours is addictive and glorious...

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Freida's fluent flaunt flew
foul for fraudulent frame
Foiable folly find fickled
fiction for fame
Followers forgo fodder for
Figurheads fiendish fraud
Friends frantic Finance'
feud for fishy forlorn
Formidable formal flatterer
flamboyant fit for flippant
Flirtatious flaunt for frivolous
frisky freaks
Finding friendly faces frustrate 
futiles futures
Futuristic fruition from 
felonious feigns foundation

(entered into "Anything Goes " contest)...

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More of My Combined Poems

Use language of who you want to appeal to;
Will never be me but might or may be you;
Same old song;
Am not  wrong;
Trump completely missed our point of view.

Once I finally have found your flavor,
Would like you to do me a big favor;
Check out mind;
Then self find;
Learn that Lord should be your Savior.

Jim Horn

Era of Trump ended up erroneous,
And had been found to be felonious;


Now things are no longer harmonious....

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