Farted Poems - Poems about Farted

... I do desire we may be better strangers. — As You Like It, Act 3 Scene 2, Line 254; Orlando to Jacques She called it venting; I called it theater. On a loop, it was non-stop tragedy......

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... A lass with red hair, bright and fair, Loved Guinness and drank without care, When she tripped on a stone, She let out a groan, Then farted and stunk up the air!......

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... Crypto Redeemer is here Thanks to the golden votes That the Moor And the silver ones that the cow . His republican and sacred fascist people Turned into horrendous braying, stunning He burst......

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... There is a moment every single year Such a joyful one without a tear The tree is up, the food purchased Delivered present, friends embraced With time taken out for those in need Those family......

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... Rudolph's eyes were as huge as his belly he couldn't step away from the deli the rumbling started soon after he farted now his friends call him smelly Nelly......

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...Don’t have to walk the dog Or let the cat out Don’t matter If the seats left up or down I always know Who farted Still ask Why are “we” Watching this Still check the mail Mr. Edison Write......

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... As they hurried to the door, the sounds of laughter and shouts from outside faded but never completely disappeared. They could still hear the teenagers chanting and the Bunny making sarcastic comme......

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... I have a porker as a stalker; it keeps following me down the street I cannot talk to my friends, as it keeps oinking when I try to speak Doesn’t it have an owner it can go home to, and as leave......

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...I had only just heard that UK cheese was revolting.? Not mildewed or slimy which could be Insulting? No.! even the cheeses have it seems had enough of that quyeer kahmer Nonsense and stuff.' It see......

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...That guy with a head like an orange melon is once and for all a convicted felon. The verdict, beyond a shadow of a doubt, was guilty on not one but thirty-four counts. Judging from that chump's......

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...My garden backs onto a farm Which shouldn’t cause any alarm With so much fresh air I’m glad I live there And only one thing spoils its charm I feed the birds and feral cats At night ......

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...She is sitting, front legs under her reddish-brown mass. When I think of her shape it is always her belly I see most. The bulging warmth, the mastication, her on-going digestion. I'm a boy, ......

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...Alien talk I can’t understand A Pifflewig performed a handstand He verbalised through his ass Gross putrid wind he did pass Like many blokes throughout the land! I farted, perhaps ......

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...The old timers complain nowadays, about how modern technology. Is stealing away all their secrets and, selling everyone's privacy. Information is left up for grabs, exposed for all of the wor......

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...Dear friiends those who first read my poem i left an important line out in the donkey story The first dance after our wedding, Was absolutely exciting, intoxicating, My darling whispered in my e......

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