Farted Poems - Poems about Farted

...My garden backs onto a farm Which shouldn’t cause any alarm With so much fresh air I’m glad I live there And only one thing spoils its charm I feed the birds and feral cats At night ......Read the rest...

...She is sitting, front legs under her reddish-brown mass. When I think of her shape it is always her belly I see most. The bulging warmth, the mastication, her on-going digestion. I'm a boy, ......Read the rest...

...Alien talk I can’t understand A Pifflewig performed a handstand He verbalised through his ass Gross putrid wind he did pass Like many blokes throughout the land! I farted, perhaps ......Read the rest...

...The old timers complain nowadays, about how modern technology. Is stealing away all their secrets and, selling everyone's privacy. Information is left up for grabs, exposed for all of the wor......Read the rest...

...Dear friiends those who first read my poem i left an important line out in the donkey story The first dance after our wedding, Was absolutely exciting, intoxicating, My darling whispered in my e......Read the rest...

...I had to tell all of my friends We ran over to look, and we were in awe Someone had beat me in making a tire tree It had been my dream Now here it was, all done up, Someone else had the same dre......Read the rest...

...Ted sure needs to use the porter loo Ted really does need to do a poo He banged on the door Could not wait any more Ted farted so hard the porta loo flew......Read the rest...

...There once was a young man named Rig his rectum two sizes too big whenever he farted his two cheeks they parted expelling a fireworks fizgig The fizgig it fizzled and hissed as it came thro......Read the rest...

...The lead singer in a rocking roll group Wanted sex with the sexy- "Betty Boop" He took a piece of her red dress So that he could clean up his mess When he farted, and then sharted some poop ......Read the rest...

...The musical was near ready to start When someone let off a rip roaring fart The smell was horrific All had a sniff of it ‘Twas a bummer of an ass drummer’s fine art. The show opened w......Read the rest...

...An Olympic swimmer named Pete Is disqualified – when caught as a cheat He propelled through the water Much faster than he aughta It’s down to the food he would eat Before each race......Read the rest...

...I let it slip away, oh dear I’m blushing, I’m truly ashamed But I farted in the staff room Guess, my diet must be blamed! My new healthy plant based diet Of brassica, pulses and be......Read the rest...

...The sex had been amazing. The women mysteries. The alarm a mood breaker. He awoke! Stared at the ceiling, counted the slats in the blinds, scratched himself, sat up on the edge of the bed. On th......Read the rest...

...Jack the Jester some people call me Quite hard living up to at times But if you keep reading, I'll write some sillies To help you forget winter's signs Join the army... visit exotic pla......Read the rest...

...Stuck with gas, no antacid had Santa as he flew Christmas Eve near Atlanta. When Santa Claus farted, the reindeer all darted. And poor Santa cried out, "Oh, Mylanta!” ......Read the rest...