The rebellious cheeses

I had only just heard that UK cheese was revolting.? Not mildewed or slimy which could be Insulting? No.! even the cheeses have it seems had enough of that quyeer kahmer Nonsense and stuff.' It seems they're egged on by mother goose? Probably a code name If what I hear is truth? The thing all got started because of some cows Daisy and Ermentrude Were insulted and how..? This angers all cheeses! the Leicesters are mad red.' And some real Tough chedder is about to shed, its cool staid image before all is said.' As sure as Grass makes hay.' And cows our milk, we need un-tarnished cheeses not some man made Filth.' Yes cows have farted.. And will again' and humans grew strong and repulsed some pains the Products great' its allways been green.) Like the farmers fields a beautiful scene..Yet over to The cheeses.' Who are on the roll.' They want to escape from (old kahmer's) intended gaol I think this cheesy battle could come true.? Here's trusting to human acumen though it's another way to get Through.'