Justice Is Served

That guy with a head like an orange melon is once and for all a convicted felon. The verdict, beyond a shadow of a doubt, was guilty on not one but thirty-four counts. Judging from that chump's expression, he might go into a deep depression. We certainly won't hear any confession. He'll claim that he's a victim of oppression. For him, it's all about deniability. Never has he taken responsibility. His lawyers, we know, were clearly outsmarted, while he just sat and dozed and farted. And as America and the world clearly saw, in a democracy NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW.