Long Farted Poems
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I Am My Father's Son
They were gambling in front of the house.
Manservants and pages bustled about
Serving Suitors who just curse and carouse.
Few mix wine with water. I heard one shout,
"Clean down the tables with wet sponges! Rouse
Yourselves! And when...
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Categories:
farted, adventure, anger, anxiety, bullying, father, history, introspection,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
Sonnets Xc-Xcvii
Sonnets XC-XCVII
Artificial Smile
by Michael R. Burch
I’m waiting for my artificial teeth
to stretch belief, to hollow out the cob
of zealous righteousness, to grasp life’s stub
between clenched molars, and yank out the grief.
Mine must be art-official?zenlike Art?
a...
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Categories:
farted, art, grave, grief, life, night, pain, smile,
Form:
Sonnet
Apocalyptic Poems Iii
These are prophetic poems and apocalyptic poems about the earth, climate change, global warming, extinction events, and mankind's role on an endangered world ...
Polish
by Michael R. Burch
Your fingers end in talons?
the ones you trim to...
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Categories:
farted, earth, earth day, environment, humanity, nature, tree,
Form:
Rhyme
Flagan the Dragon Part 3
The Tale of the Duck
The morning was crisp and in need of assist
from the sun to warm up the day.
The Dragon needed some food to lighten his mood
so...
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Categories:
farted, funny, humor, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Our Greek Getaway
Dear friiends those who first read my poem i left an important line out in the donkey story
The first dance after our wedding,
Was absolutely exciting, intoxicating,
My darling whispered in my ear,
My wedding present to you...
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Categories:
farted, beach,
Form:
Narrative
The Smell of Fear - Collaboration
Alien talk I can’t understand
A Pifflewig performed a handstand
He verbalised through his ass
Gross putrid wind he did pass
Like many blokes throughout the land!
I farted, perhaps it was fear
Foul wind was expelled from my rear
The pifflewig...
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Categories:
farted, humorous, space,
Form:
Limerick
For Better Or Worst
For contest Sponsored by: (Destroyer ((Poet
My worst poem ever
The sights and the scenes that you might have seen
Will hold no great power or trill
When tonight I regale that wondrous tale
Of the farmer that lived in...
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Categories:
farted, funnynight, night, power,
Form:
Ballad
My World
When someone gives me a penny for my thoughts
They end up putting their two cents in
Because by then they are actually caught
Deep in the intense, immense conversation
How would you handle my situation?
Better be firm when...
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Categories:
farted, depression, health, life, loss, recovery from...me, world,
Form:
Rhyme
Gus, Trainer, of Puppets Mall Exodus IV
As they hurried to the door, the sounds of laughter and shouts from outside faded but never completely disappeared. They could still hear the teenagers chanting and the Bunny making sarcastic comments to keep the...
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Categories:
farted, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade,
Form:
Other
Slamming Dakara Cobb Part 1 of Slam 6
Thanks for grabbing me a "RED BULL,"
because I don't like the way your slams taste.
The creativity in my head stays full,
and your poetry is such a waste!
"PLAYBOY," you got that right,
at least that's what your...
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Categories:
farted, slamcare, me, care, me, poetry,
Form:
Rhyme
'i Think I Killed Grandpa'
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and forgive me for saying
that I hated the music grandpa’s record player was playing.
It was from the forties as if I should be rumba swaying.
So I ran to the...
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Categories:
farted, christmas, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Denser Not Mensa Part 1- Collaboration
An old gal applied to join Mensa
Gee she couldn’t be any denser
She went in the wrong door
On the thirty third floor
And there she enrolled as a fencer
When attending her first fencing class
A man scored a...
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Categories:
farted, humorous, irony,
Form:
Limerick
If Poe Failed To Revise
Poe was always revising his prose between publications. Here are the longest extended versions of sentences he shortened for their final publication in his lifetime:
"We loved each other with a love that was more than...
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Categories:
farted, cat, fantasy, horror, humor, romantic, satire, scary,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Categories:
farted, funny,
Form:
I do not know?
CRYPTO REDEEMER
Crypto Redeemer is here
Thanks to the golden votes
That the Moor
And the silver ones that the cow .
His republican and sacred fascist people
Turned into horrendous braying, stunning
He burst into the mass of the Jumento
Or the...
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Categories:
farted, allegory,
Form:
Free verse
Death
We laughed and moved in oneness
We played and chatted in happiness
Until the life became darkness
My Friend refused to chat
He said a no! without saying no!
He gave me the best answer for a fool
He remained calm...
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Categories:
farted, confusion, deathfriend, friend, me, morning,
Form:
Elegy
Whats the Point
Power Point Presentation on Meditation was underway
Eyes, ears glued to central points, narrative was on
Suddenly someone sneezed, concentration frittered away
Missed the Point, presentor thought, yet went on
Came in pointless sorry, presentation went ahead
Breathing...
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Categories:
farted, funny
Form:
Rhyme
Trivia Trivia Trivia
Two rats can have over a million descendants
In eighteen months, talk about prolific
Don't know about all youse guys out there
But this guy finds that quite horrific
You'd produce enough gas for an atomic bomb
If you farted...
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Categories:
farted, fun,
Form:
Rhyme
Trivia Trivia Trivia
Two rats can have over a million descendants
In eighteen months, talk about prolific
Don't know about all youse guys out there
But this guy finds that quite horrific
You'd produce enough gas for an atomic bomb
If you farted...
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Categories:
farted, inspirational,
Form:
Rhyme
The Dream and the Truth
The dream and the truth
I have told those who wanted to listen that once I swam
in the blue lake in Iceland and walked hand in hand
with a blond Huldra to the dramatic waterfalls asking
to...
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Categories:
farted, creation, dream, history,
Form:
Blank verse
Our Darkest Day Is Our Last
Our Darkest Day Is The Last
Has it really came that fast?
I remember wen I was young
Playing with friends... Just having fun
But nowadays I have new friends
Even though I know my first friendships will never end
The...
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Categories:
farted, childhoodday, school, day, school, , 5th grade,
Form:
I do not know?
'how Could I Resist This Challenge' - Updated Collaboration With Jan Allison
(What Susie Did Next)
Little Susie had peed her new pants
Such an unfortunate circumstance
In front of her mother
She blushed a red colour …
Then invented the ‘Wet knickers’ dance!
Mum's reaction to this was not...
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Categories:
farted, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Going To Sleep Poem
as i go to bed,
i lay down my little head
so many dreams in my mind,
if they were real
i would be blind,
my thoughts go wild
when i am asleep.
dreams of places
and people i meet,
so deep...
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Categories:
farted, funnydream, crazy, dream, funny, sleep,
Form:
I do not know?
Trivia Plus
Rats can have over a million descendants
In eighteen months, talk about prolific
Don't know about all youse guys out there
But this guy finds that quite horrific
You'd produce enough gas for an atomic bomb
If you farted for...
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Categories:
farted, fun,
Form:
Rhyme
Rats On Gas
My garden backs onto a farm
Which shouldn’t cause any alarm
With so much fresh air
I’m glad I live there
And only one thing spoils its charm
I feed the birds and feral cats
At night I enjoy watching...
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Categories:
farted, animal,
Form:
Limerick