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Farted Quotations

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Quote Left Here I sit broken-hearted, tried to shit but only farted Later on I took a chance, tried to fart and shat in my pants! Quote Right
Quote Left If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I would have farted. Quote Right

Book: Shattered Sighs