Best Farted Poems

it was starting to rain on the night that we first decided
 the chance to roll the dice
 my birthday cake was ready
 so was the famous spaghetti

 when all of a sudden someone let out a fart
 an embarrassing moment in time
 we all...

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I accidentally let one loose 
in places you wouldn't imagine

last Sunday I left out a silent one in church
it must not of smelled too bad, cause no one noticed

while shopping at walmart 
a little one squeaked it's way out 
thank goodness i was in the...

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There is a moment every single year
Such a joyful one without a tear
The tree is up, the food purchased
Delivered present, friends embraced
With time taken out for those in need
Those family visits all now agreed
The moment comes without TV 
It happens when nobody else can see
It's...

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