Best Farted Poems
Below are the all-time best Farted poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of farted poems written by PoetrySoup members
Big Foot StinksThe dwelling place is in lofty mountain peak,
hidden from protruding human eyes that seek.
A lonely figure the Yowie cuts,
All contact from the outside world he...
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Categories:
farted, adventure, animal, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Rudolph's Stuck In TrafficI'm Rudolph stuck in traffic, and on this of all the nights,
and up to now my nose has matched each set of traffic lights,
the fat...
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Categories:
farted, christmas, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
The Professional Farter - Le PetomaneTed was a professional farter
and at his windy recitals he’d boast
that could even toot Moonlight Sonata
If his wife fed him baked beans on toast!
There was...
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Categories:
farted, body, humorous, jobs, wind,
Form:
Rhyme
A Fish's LifeSwim
Eat.....poop
Poop.....float
Float some more
Sigh....stare
Bubbles.....stare
Smile.....I farted
Float...
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Categories:
farted, fish, funny,
Form:
I do not know?
The GnalsmoobAn old codger who farted a lot -
of good etiquette didn’t know squat.
When I met him, his nose
started running. He chose
his new shirt to wipe...
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Categories:
farted, funny, old, old,
Form:
Limerick
Denser Not Mensa Part 1- CollaborationAn old gal applied to join Mensa
Gee she couldn’t be any denser
She went in the wrong door
On the thirty third floor
And there she enrolled as...
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Categories:
farted, humorous, irony,
Form:
Limerick
Miss Wrong With Plenty of BaggageI still haven't found my Miss Right;
the girl with the cat was a fright:
she farted all day
and stank of decay,
then played with her pussy all...
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Categories:
farted, girlfriend,
Form:
Limerick
Let Rip the Farts of Love and WarI love to fart, it stands me tall,
the raucous rumbling, belly bell,
all look around with eyes aghast,
to witness such a mighty blast.
when before the...
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Categories:
farted, humor,
Form:
Verse
Ain'T Got a Clue
Who cut the curd cyanide cheese,
thinning out the rank suspect crowd?
Who gassed death in the air bleed,
releasing an odor murder most foul?
Follow the phew olfactory...
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Categories:
farted, fun, humorous, mystery, word
Form:
Light Verse
Heavenly FarterWhen Father Ted farted in church
The Bishop (who looked just like lurch)
Said ‘say six hail Mary’s
then keep off the dairies’
I know cos I’ve done my...
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Categories:
farted, humorous, wind,
Form:
Limerick
No Farting AllowedThere was a man named Fred
Who liked eating baked beans in bed
One day when he farted
He and his wife parted
'Well it's quicker than divorce' Said...
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Categories:
farted, food, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Farting FarmerThere once was a farmer called Seamus,
who had an incompetant anus.
When out on a date with girlfriend Kate,
he blamed his dog when he farted,
to prevent...
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Categories:
farted, dog, girlfriend, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
I Am My Father's SonThey were gambling in front of the house.
Manservants and pages bustled about
Serving Suitors who just curse and carouse.
Few mix wine with water. I heard one...
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Categories:
farted, adventure, anger, anxiety, bullying,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
Be Quiet - For ContestPlease be quiet! Our class teacher said
Pupils giggled, my face flushed bright red
I was so broken hearted
I’d just let rip and farted
That I ran...
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Categories:
farted, humorous, school,
Form:
Limerick
Categories:
farted, funny
Form:
Haiku