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Dumpster Poems - Poems about Dumpster

Dumpster Fire Poetry
There once was a poet so dire, Whose verses set readers afire. With chaos unbound, No rhythm or sound, They called it a dumpster fire! ...

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Categories: dumpster, poetry,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Dumpster Fire
To sell smart trash bins a man George did hire, but loss loomed large, put him in dumpster fire. He promptly fired the dumb man, became a keen garbage fan, saved his business going downright haywire. ...

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Categories: dumpster, humorous,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Dumpster Fire
In a dumpster at a house close to me were the contents of a home bourgeoisie. In the night, it caught fire, which did fill me with ire; was gonna dive for a velvet settee!...

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Categories: dumpster, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member DUMPSTER FIRE
Broke dumpster fire in Los Angeles ! ...

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Categories: dumpster, america, fire,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member The Dancing Dumpster Fire
A flaming contrivance of heat, The dumpster was quick on its feet. It danced on its toes, Though why, no one knows, A partner it never did meet....

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Categories: dumpster, dance, fire, fun, funny,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Dumpster Fire
Temperature dropped, slippery ice road. Many animals partying had slowed. Dumpster fire started to warm, All stayed close before the storm. Steadily came again, it snowed and snowed....

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Categories: dumpster, nature,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Dumpster Fire Pharma
Sanity meted in batches With healthcare served up in patches It’s a dumpster dive Just staying alive To rely on raccoons playing with matches...

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Categories: dumpster, business, crazy, drug, health,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Dumpster Fire
Once you were object of my desire Kisses that lifted me higher and higher Your mask came off Fantasy was then lost This love story is a dumpster fire...

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Categories: dumpster, allusion, art, fire, poetry,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Blazing Dumpster
Flames licked the dumpster on First Avenue Firemen arrived, so did the men in blue Four vagrants were all aghast Burned to a crisp, their repast They'd fired up the bin for a barbeque...

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Categories: dumpster, fire,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Canadian Dumpster Fire - POTD
So, Justin Trudeau's gonna retire (something Canadians did desire). But he's left a big mess, and Trump's causing stress! It's a political dumpster fire! ...

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Categories: dumpster, political,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Dumpster Hero
The Dumpster Hero There once was a fire in a dumpster But nobody knew where the pumps where Then a girl found a hose To the challenge she rose But the hose coiled back and it thumped her...

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Categories: dumpster, humor, nonsense,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Dumpster Fire Of A Marriage
Dumpster Fire Poetry Contest Margarita Lillico Sally's husband's infidelity trashed Into a lit dumpster, their marriage dashed A wife is left saddened And the ashes blackened Because he lit the wrongful flame and crashed N/A Note-Sometimes I think readers don't understand me. First line husband has an affair. Lines 2-4 marriage is on the rocks, certainly a dumpster fire. Line 5-Of the husband's two flames...

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Categories: dumpster, husband, lost love, wife,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Dumpster Fire Wardrobe
What a poor dateless chap was young Chad. Dumpster fires were the clothes that he had. Pants that hung in the back showed the world his azz-crack and not one single shirt wasn’t plaid....

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Categories: dumpster, humor,
Form: Limerick
A dumpster fire
"To the White House he strode," sang his choir, The elephants sparked a dumpster fire, His words became its fuel, Deceit was his tool, While the donkeys cried foul: "He's a liar." We need no DC to know all these things, Just stamp your ear on the bald eagle’s wings. You’ll see Iran sneezing; And Israel pleasing, Not too far away Gaza's sorrow rings. Red...

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Categories: dumpster, conflict, death, political, power,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Dumpster Fire
He did well dumpster-diving each night! On his last one, despite the low light Found gold item to pawn But by chance, it switched on! Lighter's flames put an end to his plight! ...

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Categories: dumpster, crazy, fate, fire,
Form: Limerick

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