Dumpster Poems | Examples

Dumpster Fire Poetry

There once was a poet so dire,
Whose verses set readers afire.
With chaos unbound,
No rhythm or sound,
They called it a dumpster fire!

Dumpster Fire

To sell smart trash bins a man George did hire,
but loss loomed large, put him in dumpster fire.
          He promptly fired the dumb man,
          became a keen garbage fan,
saved his business going downright haywire.

Dumpster Fire

In a dumpster at a house close to me
were the contents of a home bourgeoisie. 
In the night, it caught fire,
which did fill me with ire;
was gonna dive for a velvet settee!

DUMPSTER FIRE

                          Broke dumpster fire in Los Angeles !
                          Burnt vigorous Pacific Palisades.
                                         Apocalyptic !
                                         Weird ! Catastrophic !
                        Wild fire or something else ! Can you guess  ?

The Dancing Dumpster Fire

A flaming contrivance of heat,
The dumpster was quick on its feet.
It danced on its toes,
Though why, no one knows,
A partner it never did meet.

Dumpster Fire

Temperature dropped, slippery ice road.
Many animals partying had slowed.
Dumpster fire started to warm,
All stayed close before the storm.
Steadily came again, it snowed and snowed.

Dumpster Fire Pharma

Sanity meted in batches
With healthcare served up in patches
It’s a dumpster dive
Just staying alive
To rely on raccoons playing with matches

Dumpster Fire

Once you were object of my desire 
Kisses that lifted me higher and higher 
Your mask came off
Fantasy was then lost
This love story is a dumpster fire

Blazing Dumpster

Flames licked the dumpster on First Avenue
Firemen arrived, so did the men in blue
Four vagrants were all aghast
Burned to a crisp, their repast
They'd fired up the bin for a barbeque

Canadian Dumpster Fire - POTD

So, Justin Trudeau's gonna retire
(something Canadians did desire). 
But he's left a big mess,
and Trump's causing stress!
It's a political dumpster fire!

Dumpster Hero

The Dumpster Hero

There once was a fire in a dumpster
But nobody knew where the pumps where
Then a girl found a hose
To the challenge she rose
But the hose coiled back and it thumped her

Dumpster Fire Of A Marriage

Dumpster Fire Poetry Contest
Margarita Lillico

Sally's husband's infidelity trashed
Into a lit dumpster, their marriage dashed
A wife is left saddened
And the ashes blackened
Because he lit the wrongful flame and crashed


N/A

Note-Sometimes I think readers don't understand me. First line husband
has an affair. Lines 2-4 marriage is on the rocks, certainly a dumpster fire.
Line 5-Of the husband's two flames that of his wife's and his girlfriend's
the husband choose the wrong one (LIT)... by choosing the wrong flame resulting his and his marriage crashing. I need to give up.

Dumpster Fire Wardrobe

What a poor dateless chap was young Chad.
Dumpster fires were the clothes that he had.
Pants that hung in the back
showed the world his azz-crack
and not one single shirt wasn’t plaid.

A dumpster fire

"To the White House he strode," sang his choir,
The elephants sparked a dumpster fire,
His words became its fuel,
Deceit was his tool,
While the donkeys cried foul: "He's a liar."

We need no DC to know all these things,
Just stamp your ear on the bald eagle’s wings.
You’ll see Iran sneezing;
And Israel pleasing,
Not too far away Gaza's sorrow rings.

Red Maple touted as the fifty-first.
PM as guvnor, a joke just nursed.
Donald talk’s just full of scare,
Yet Putin listens with care,
With the hope that the North's missiles won’t burst.

Troops in Damascus prepare to leave,
Trump's friend in Istanbul made Assad grieve.
To Moscow he fled,
In his tower he read,
The joy of this win, he wears on his sleeve.

Dumpster Fire

He did well dumpster-diving each night!

On his last one, despite the low light

Found gold item to pawn

But by chance, it switched on!

Lighter's flames put an end to his plight!

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