Short Dumpster Poems
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There once was a poet so dire,
Whose verses set readers afire.
With chaos unbound,
No rhythm or sound,
They called it a dumpster fire!
Down in the dumpster
Life is so unfair
Why the haves gotta
Look down on the nots
There's enough pies for everyone
To take a piece and survive
Sanity meted in batches
With healthcare served up in patches
It’s a dumpster dive
Just staying alive
To rely on raccoons playing with matches
A flaming contrivance of heat,
The dumpster was quick on its feet.
It danced on its toes,
Though why, no one knows,
A partner it never did meet.
It’s not that it’s anything new,
It's all "I" and "Me", no "Us/You".
If we nominate Trump,
GOP’s in the dump;
I'll keep saying it until I'm blue.
In her dumpster fades away
posy of love-struck feelings.
I plucked from my heart's garden,
now a barren land.
Date : 01/30/2016
Once you were object of my desire
Kisses that lifted me higher and higher
Your mask came off
Fantasy was then lost
This love story is a dumpster fire
So, Justin Trudeau's gonna retire
(something Canadians did desire).
But he's left a big mess,
and Trump's causing stress!
It's a political dumpster fire!
In a dumpster at a house close to me
were the contents of a home bourgeoisie.
In the night, it caught fire,
which did fill me with ire;
was gonna dive for a velvet settee!
You might as well shove dirt
in my face and dump me in a
dumpster, if your gonna treat me
like this! I'm not taken this!
I'm leaven you with your dirt and trash!
Goodbye.
Tiger located a boot; where was the man?
He looked in every dumpster and garbage can
One was shaking in terror so he knew right away
Where he would be finding his lunch today.
My cravings flaming in a dumpster fire
Ridding me of my secret heart’s desire
Every chocolate bar
All candies in a jar
Gone so the raver in me can transpire.
I dropped my keys in the recycle bin.
By chance, I disastrously threw them in.
What's worse is that just prior
to a dire dumpster fire,
I reached down to get 'em and fell right in.
Temperature dropped, slippery ice road.
Many animals partying had slowed.
Dumpster fire started to warm,
All stayed close before the storm.
Steadily came again, it snowed and snowed.
The queen of rubbish raised her man’s ire
By not calling the king of trash, sire
She just refused
His ‘Royal Refuse’
So he raged into a dumpster fire
For Dumpster Fire Contest
What a poor dateless chap was young Chad.
Dumpster fires were the clothes that he had.
Pants that hung in the back
showed the world his azz-crack
and not one single shirt wasn’t plaid.
My friends, I am at the end of my rope -
all because I'm an incredible dope.
I thought two girlfriends was better,
but, when I sent them a letter,
I put each one in the wrong envelope.
There are traits good romances require.
Two of them aren’t sarcasm and ire.
Bobby’s temper’s the worst.
Each relationship’s cursed.
Who’ll be burned in his next dumpster fire?
The Dumpster Hero
There once was a fire in a dumpster
But nobody knew where the pumps where
Then a girl found a hose
To the challenge she rose
But the hose coiled back and it thumped her
Flames licked the dumpster on First Avenue
Firemen arrived, so did the men in blue
Four vagrants were all aghast
Burned to a crisp, their repast
They'd fired up the bin for a barbeque
The city mouse hitched a bumpy ride
In a demolition dumpster
To the spacious country side
When he landed on the
Ground, he ran so fast
Without a sound~
Quiet mouse
Loved the
Ride
there is nothing like the taste of a first kiss
the sweet smell of bubble gum while still in the mouth
while hiding behind a trash dumpster in kindergarten at recess
kissing the boy of your dreams at age five
diving into a dumpster?
please let it be mine.
It’s overflowing again today
And my garbage is fine
You might find a toaster
That worked at one time.
You might find some gross panties.
Those are not mine.
I throw stuff away next to my dumpster on Tuesday
a drum, orange chair, baby car seat, wagon and a desk
they sit there until the following Wednesday
That’s when I put a FREE sign on them
They are gone in an hour
He did well dumpster-diving each night!
On his last one, despite the low light
Found gold item to pawn
But by chance, it switched on!
Lighter's flames put an end to his plight!