Short Dumpster Poems

Hungry rats watched the dumpster fire awaiting a hot meal...

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eagles perch on leafy tree limb
overlooking territory below
guardians of the asphalt jungle and dumpster...

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There once was a poet so dire,
Whose verses set readers afire.
With chaos unbound,
No rhythm or sound,
They called it a dumpster fire!
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Down in the dumpster 
Life is so unfair
Why the haves gotta
Look down on the nots

There's enough pies for everyone
To take a piece and survive...

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Sanity meted in batches
With healthcare served up in patches
It’s a dumpster dive
Just staying alive
To rely on raccoons playing with matches...

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A flaming contrivance of heat,
The dumpster was quick on its feet.
It danced on its toes,
Though why, no one knows,
A partner it never did meet....

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It’s not that it’s anything new,
It's all "I" and "Me", no "Us/You".
If we nominate Trump,
GOP’s in the dump;
I'll keep saying it until I'm blue....

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In her dumpster fades away
    posy of love-struck feelings.
I plucked from my heart's garden,
           now a barren land.


Date : 01/30/2016...

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Surely you’ve heard of Pandora’s box?
Bad stuff in there, you’d likely answer.
And given world conditions today,
she must have opened a dumpster!
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Once you were object of my desire 
Kisses that lifted me higher and higher 
Your mask came off
Fantasy was then lost
This love story is a dumpster fire...

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So, Justin Trudeau's gonna retire
(something Canadians did desire). 
But he's left a big mess,
and Trump's causing stress!
It's a political dumpster fire!
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In a dumpster at a house close to me
were the contents of a home bourgeoisie. 
In the night, it caught fire,
which did fill me with ire;
was gonna dive for a velvet settee!...

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You might as well shove dirt
in my face and dump me in a
dumpster, if your gonna treat me
like this! I'm not taken this!
I'm leaven you with your dirt and trash!

Goodbye....

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 My cravings flaming in a dumpster fire
Ridding me of my secret heart’s desire
Every chocolate bar
All candies in a jar
Gone so the raver in me can transpire....

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I dropped my keys in the recycle bin.
By chance, I disastrously threw them in.
What's worse is that just prior 
to a dire dumpster fire,
I reached down to get 'em and fell right in....

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Temperature dropped, slippery ice road.
Many animals partying had slowed.
Dumpster fire started to warm,
All stayed close before the storm.
Steadily came again, it snowed and snowed....

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The queen of rubbish raised her man’s ire
By not calling the king of trash, sire
She just refused
His ‘Royal Refuse’
So he raged into a dumpster fire


For Dumpster Fire Contest
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What a poor dateless chap was young Chad.
Dumpster fires were the clothes that he had.
Pants that hung in the back
showed the world his azz-crack
and not one single shirt wasn’t plaid....

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My friends, I am at the end of my rope - 
all because I'm an incredible dope. 
I thought two girlfriends was better,
but, when I sent them a letter, 
I put each one in the wrong envelope....

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The Dumpster Hero

There once was a fire in a dumpster
But nobody knew where the pumps where
Then a girl found a hose
To the challenge she rose
But the hose coiled back and it thumped her...

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There are traits good romances require.
Two of them aren’t sarcasm and ire.
   Bobby’s temper’s the worst.
   Each relationship’s cursed.
Who’ll be burned in his next dumpster fire?
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Flames licked the dumpster on First Avenue
Firemen arrived, so did the men in blue
Four vagrants were all aghast
Burned to a crisp, their repast
They'd fired up the bin for a barbeque...

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The city mouse hitched a bumpy ride
In a demolition dumpster
To the spacious country side
When he landed on the 
Ground, he ran so fast
Without a sound~
Quiet mouse
Loved the 
Ride  ...

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there is nothing like the taste of a first kiss
the sweet smell of bubble gum while still in the mouth
while hiding behind a trash dumpster in kindergarten at recess
kissing the boy of your dreams at age five...

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He did well dumpster-diving each night!

On his last one, despite the low light

Found gold item to pawn

But by chance, it switched on!

Lighter's flames put an end to his plight!
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