Put Your Dukes Up
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Put them up, not to slug anyone,
but to smash through....
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Categories:
dukes, art, creation, encouraging, uplifting,
Form: Concrete
Dukes
DUKES
Sacrifices offered in secrecy,
Secrets shrouded in darkness,
Fortunes of families
rose and fell accordingly
to birth a recycling;
New dukes born in duchies,
Many dukes reborn,
Old dukes extinct.
In being a holder of a dukedom
legends are born,
Turned into relics
as they pursue glory & wealth,
power and justice;
Yet, these ends up in vanity
despite trying to hoard their power
so they can be worshipped as
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Categories:
dukes, 1st grade, power,
Form: Narrative
O, Slip In Between the Dukes of Darkness
O! Slip in between! The Dukes of Darkness,
In this cold part of the year!
The Baron of Night!
The Baron of Wind!
The Baron of Seeds!
When the Copper Trumpet
Bells out, bright and clear!
And men brood the quiet,
Men who have sinned,
And recall their dark deeds.
Is it fear that breeds guilt,
Or is it guilt, that breeds fear?
I don't
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Categories:
dukes, appreciation, courage, memorial day,
Form: Free verse
The Eyes Have It-Dukes Dilemma
If I were you, I wouldn’t walk there
Not there, behind the couch
Oh brother, it’s too late isn’t it?
Is your sock wet? I really had to go!
And the door was locked
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Categories:
dukes, dog, humorous, pets,
Form: Personification
Dukes of Hazard Tv
Tom Wopat
Where ya at?
Generally crazy,
Or pushing up daisy?
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Categories:
dukes, car, childhood, crazy, funny,
Form: Clerihew
Dukes, Fops and Trollops
Hellacious howls tickle and titillate
the trompeleil scene
in the pastel Court of Kings.
Flamboyancy rings as the
fluttering coo of a rapiers dance in the hands of fops,
through the high ceilinged corriders of castle in the chill air
buzzing past the ears
of the mischievous lillipitians, yearning,
egging
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Categories:
dukes, history, imagination,
Form: Verse
Put Down Nukes, Put Up Yir' Dukes- - - - - - - --------
HUMAN BEINGS MAN...don't tell me it was necessary!
Couple hundred thousand people obliterated in a few seconds is beyond the realms of scary.
Truman you musta' been sniffin' glue man...you know you didn't need to do it.
I can hear ya' today giving the A-ok to the Enola Gay, "Kill 'em all...men screw it!"
And not only did
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Categories:
dukes, death, dedication, peace, political,
Form: Couplet
The Dukes Tale
The Duke of Plouck surveyed his Duchy from the window in the tower,
Then he went to meet with his spies because that’s how you hold on to power.
And in his mind he’d developed a plan to gain favor with the King,
By uncovering a conspiracy and save Eric from meeting with death’s sting.
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Categories:
dukes, funny,
Form: Light Verse
The Cast of the Dukes of Hazzard
The Cast of the Dukes of Hazzard
By Elton Camp
Daisy is sure a cutie
Enos acts too fruity
Cooter’s full of dirt
Jesse’s way too curt
Bo is too full of self
Luke to reason’s deaf
Coltrane is too weak
Too much of a sneak
General Lee, you see,
Is too orange for me
Boss Hogg’s the star
Greed’ll take him far
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Categories:
dukes, funny
Form: Rhyme