Duh Poems - Poems about Duh

...You Can't You Can't Fool All Of the People All of the Time. Oh, Crap! Did Somebody Already Say That? Duh. -Gray Squirrel 04-27-2024......Read the rest...

... An Introduction to Max Hi, I am a Mastiff cross and my name is Magical Max. To be precise it’s actually Magical Maxi the Wonder Dog but you can call me Max. That’s not to say I possess ma......Read the rest...

...A fanta see overrides reality! Hello? I like to get positioned for sixty nine. Are you looking for a scheming, schlepping, and schvitzing writer? natural body and laid-back vibe?? I'm al......Read the rest...

.... who'd duh thunk the pretty church girl she made sure though her Sunday best ......Read the rest...

... A shouting senile old fool tanking in the polls trying to save his ass. It would take someone a helluva lot smarter than Joe to gaslight me. ......Read the rest...

...Aah, the sweet smell of Sinsemilla, I love to smoke it every day. But what I love the most of all... Duh, what was I going to say? ......Read the rest...

...She picks herself up, makes doe eyes. “Duh.” She comes to me, her head-bump already swelling. I want to protect her from all the hard knocks she is likely to walk into. I only hope s......Read the rest...

... Gratitude suffuses me today at prospect to plumb the depths of a fledgling friendship (respecting fidelity to wife) even one bound within the parameters of cyberspace, I feel courtesy your a......Read the rest...

...Been… since birth. Dear World, It’s Capricorn season! Our season ends the year and WE start the year. And you know what? So many people wanna be “a Goat,” and debate over who is “a Goat” and wh......Read the rest...

...Raisin said, “Rum, I’m beginning to see that there will be times when we cannot agree. Disputes shouldn’t leave us at a complete loss So I think it’s proper that I should be boss.” Rum gave a s......Read the rest...

...When the wolf applied nicely If he could come in, The pigs replied thricely he shouldn't. Then they scratched at the hairs On their chinny chin chins, And tightly bolted the door so he wouldn't.......Read the rest...

...Away at the dentist No relief all night If he starts to hurt me his hand I will bite When I open my mouth he says, "There it is. You've got a cavity." Well duh, Doc. Gee whiz I'll need a......Read the rest...

...I always watch the weather news before I make my daily plans. What I see on my walk just proves my brain’s much more advanced than man’s. My raingear’s perfect for this day; I’m snug and dry f......Read the rest...

...We pass the fire sticks near the police cars, lit. Bright round moon shine, that’s it. The fit, from the tall and small, still they’d rather walk then sit with grandpa in the car. We are so cl......Read the rest...

...Where did I leave my keys? I'm running late for work. Going round in circles, And feeling like a jerk. I stayed out way too late, And had way too many drinks. My memory's shot to pieces, And......Read the rest...