Duh Poems - Poems about Duh

Duh, Tom, (If You Don’t Like It Don’t Watch It) 12/18/2021 Each new day saturates me, with more negative news. Causing me to fight feelings, of gloom and despair. Most times news seems slanted, fitting political views. And those responsible, pretend to be unaware. I now have instant access, to all parts of the globe. They report negative things, that I don't need to know. A journalist is...

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We were tested on algebra Well no duh. I have been to trig and back while still keeping algebra on track These are questions you can answer they are not asking you to be a tap dancer Put your silly doubts to rest and be done with this stupid algebra test! This is done as a response to my dear friend, Bridget Williams'...

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Dear God Its me well i guess you already know that wait maybe you know everything i am about to write schnorbitz did you expect that well lets get to the crux-sorry for the pun-of the matter I read there were unicorns mentioned in the bible so...

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Capitulation death life pantomime struggles where we all belong...

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they planned their route they knew the route but didn't know how high was the peak having taken a peek at the world's highest made them pique but curiously what they found was a go around a run around and turns out they'd run a ground finding themselves something hard to do you know what i mean because just before a dove had brought back an olive branch and surely this can't be Mount Olive...

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what look of love is shown upon these faces that eyes can't erase she be mine tonight to make so many more groovey nights like this foo reel yo this lova vow is sealed with a kiss hardly waitin to hold you when he has his arms around you how long should I wait when I smell his colgne on you when I kiss yo face and the look...

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The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout. Along came the rain and washed the spider out... Silly spider, of course he got washed out - so now that arachnid can just sit and pout!...

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cussing bout sumthang wrong guess I better look into getting it fixed the problem comes with instuctions these intructions are the jinx cussing bout sumthang special tired of crawling on my knees call up ole bouis Gembo ask him to come help me please we sip sodas and talk bout whiskey drag onna coupla cigers two flip thru manuels to find out how to do he karate chops the sawhorse bends my wrench with him bare hands " I...

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Has this ever happened to you, my friends Was walking my sweetie down the lane When out pops a sign post and belts me one Rattles me and shakes up my brain Was trying to impress my sweetie pie There was nothing but love on my mind No doubt my honey was quite unimpressed Thought I was an idiot of some kind Tried...

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Y-DUH reads CAPTCHA blank mind blonde moment silent world spin round right round...

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to know, duh, it is not knowing, duh...searching out a memory, duh, it was right there to know, duh...

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We are in this together every lovin' one of us don't forget it for the future depends upon the consummation between the we and the now. No ****....

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WHY NOT TO LIE If you want to know why I love you And why I do the things you make me do I could tell you that I know precisely why But that would be a mother f*****g lie Day after day I’ve had one simple request And after those days I require quietude and rest Because day after day...

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“Duh” May be the Only Word That Fits By Elton Camp The great big eyes, ears and teeth Little Red saw, Yet couldn’t figure that it wasn’t her Grandmaw For any kid who was that incredibly easy to betray It seems to me that “Duh” is the only word to say...

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Its been two years since I sent you packing, I don't want you, what part of that code are you having trouble cracking? If I don't call you, ever, don't you think there's a reason? When I say, 'I'm through, I want a divorce.", I'm not teasing. Days turn to weeks, weeks to months, months to...

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