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Three Geez Kneed It Butt Ow Duh Stock

Chilling with G3
 [Verse 1] 
Stocking my choices, let’s get it rolling, 
Stocking the flavors, I’m feeling golden.  
Gawking at options, can’t let ‘me pass, 
Balking at prices, good times come fast.  
Do NOT mock me, I know my vibe, 
Sipping on flavor, let’s enjoy the ride. 
[Chorus] 
Stocking, stalking, always on the go, 
Gawking and balking, that how we flow, 
Hot drinks in hand, we’re living it free, 
Raise you can high, come vibe with G3.  

[Verse 2} 
In this cool fridge, I’m finding my treat, 
Hot shot of Tea Tree, cannot take a seat, 
There’s a charm when I am rolling with G3, 
Party in a can, just come see me. 
Chilling right here, feeling the heat, 
Sipping back slow, this life is sweet.  

[Chorus]
[Outro] 
Sipping that cold brew, night fades to dawn, 
Cheers to the party, we keep moving on!

Premium Member bub'gum'd duh vooman

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                                     oh
                          i  'ventually took
                            thuh       out
                                   gum
                                   'ventually 

                                                 ')

Premium Member Duh-Pause-Oh

Japanese haiku brevity rewards economy
Mental image expressed in a few words
Read. Pause. Then follows clarity.



Wordku: 5-7-5 words

AP: Honorable Mention 2025


Premium Member Duh, Tom,

Duh, Tom, 
(If You Don’t Like It Don’t Watch It) 
12/18/2021

Each new day saturates me,
with more negative news.
Causing me to fight feelings,
of gloom and despair.
Most times news seems slanted,
fitting political views.
And those responsible,
pretend to be unaware.

I now have instant access,
to all parts of the globe.
They report negative things,
that I don't need to know.
A journalist is assigned,
to continue to probe.
Then report their slanted findings,
to me, blow by blow.

I could just turn the TV off,
but then at whom would I scoff.

Tested On Algebra, Well No Duh

We were tested on algebra
Well no duh.
I have been to trig and back
while still keeping algebra on track
These are questions you can answer
they are not asking you to be a tap dancer
Put your silly doubts to rest
and be done with this stupid algebra test!

This is done as a response to my dear friend, Bridget Williams' poem, Tested On Algebra

Return To Zen Duh

Dear God
              Its me well i guess you already know that
wait maybe you know everything i am about to write
schnorbitz did you expect that
well lets get to the crux-sorry for the pun-of the matter
I read there were unicorns mentioned in the bible
so were they real
as real as you
but seriously have you seen it down here
its alright for you in your silver haven
its a bit more than misbehaving
You built this in 7 days
can you see the plastic choking the waves
no protection from the sunshine rays
where is the miracles you once dished out
give me something i cannot doubt
Anyways had my gripe
Waiting for your lightning strike
nothing nada nothing there
fairytales of a heavenly lair
take your keys and lock your gates
and leave us to our deserved fates

P, S, Tell Lucy i will see him soon

P.P.S, To take over


Premium Member Zana-Duh

Capitulation 
death life pantomime struggles 
where we all belong

No Ah Duh

they planned their
route they knew the
route but didn't know
how high was the peak
having taken a peek at the
world's highest made them pique

but curiously
what they found
was a go around
a run around and
turns out they'd
run a ground

finding themselves
something hard to
do you know what
i mean because
just before a dove
had brought back

an olive branch and
surely this can't be
Mount Olive because
i planned the route so
scratching his old hair
head he mumbled Ararat

Whack:I Mean Wiggade Wigaa -De Whack

what look of love
is shown upon these faces
that eyes can't erase
she be mine
tonight
to make so many more
groovey nights like this
foo reel yo
this lova vow is sealed with a kiss
hardly waitin to hold you
when he has his arms around you
how long should I wait when
I smell his colgne on you
when I kiss yo face and
the look of love
is in yo eye's

Duh

The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout.
Along came the rain and washed the spider out...
Silly spider, of course he got washed out -
so now that arachnid can just sit and pout!

Gembo Makes It Simple

cussing bout
sumthang wrong
guess I better look into
getting it fixed
the problem comes with
instuctions
these intructions
are the jinx
cussing bout sumthang special
tired of crawling 
on my knees
call up
ole bouis Gembo
ask him to
come help me please

we sip sodas
and talk bout whiskey
drag onna coupla cigers two
flip thru manuels
to find out
how to do
he karate chops
the sawhorse
bends my wrench with him
bare hands
" I say Bouis
you need sum loving
I'm soory I can't help you Man
Gembo makes it simple
he grabs the bolts
and takes ah squeeze
when he couldn't
find a vise
he simply used his knees
I gasped and wondered
and grab the rest of my stuff
I noticed he was looking for a shorter 
crowbar
and went out to my truck
" I say , Gembo
look now,
that a very special rod"
he looked of and said okay
getting leverage aint that hard
he put on a pair gloves
not to scratch his pretty hands
he used his hands to pry it open
and chocked the space
with his soda can

Premium Member Duh

Has this ever happened to you, my friends
Was walking my sweetie down the lane
When out pops a sign post and belts me one
Rattles me and shakes up my brain

Was trying to impress my sweetie pie
There was nothing but love on my mind
No doubt my honey was quite unimpressed
Thought I was an idiot of some kind

Tried hard to pretend it was no big deal
As stars buzzed round in my noodle
Attempted to speak only gibberish came out
Affected my whole kit and caboodle

I've always been known as a bit of a klutz
But now try to avoid any shocks
My sweetie and me still enjoy the scenery
But I wear a helmet on our walks!

@Jack Ellison 2012

Y-Duh , Captcha Haiku

Y-DUH reads CAPTCHA
blank mind blonde moment silent
world spin round right round

Duh

to know, duh, it is not knowing, 
duh...searching out a memory, duh, it was right there
to know, duh

Premium Member Duh

We
are in this together
every lovin' one of us

don't forget it
for the future
depends upon the
consummation between the we
and the now.

No ****.

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