Short Duh Poems

Capitulation 
death life pantomime struggles 
where we all belong...

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attitudiniz
verb at-uh-TOO-duh-nyze 
: to assume an affected mental attitude : pose...

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Y-DUH reads CAPTCHA
blank mind blonde moment silent
world spin round right round...

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A mistake is to be learned from, not to be repeated, duh...

Smile 

Akkina R Downing
 6-30-17...

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to know, duh, it is not knowing, 
duh...searching out a memory, duh, it was right there
to know, duh...

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Some roses are red
Violets are blue (NOT! They're violet, DUH!)
Blah-De-Blah
Something-something you....

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Aah, the sweet smell of Sinsemilla,

I love to smoke it every day.

But what I love the most of all...

Duh, what was I going to say?

...

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We
are in this together
every lovin' one of us

don't forget it
for the future
depends upon the
consummation between the we
and the now.

No shit....

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Ho, ho, ho! It’s me, Santa Claus!!
And you barged into my house because?
Well duh, I’m here for your presents
Well, I’m calling 911 you peasant!!...

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You Can't

You Can't
Fool All
Of the People
All of the
Time.

Oh, Crap!
Did Somebody
Already 
Say That?

Duh.

-Gray Squirrel

04-27-2024...

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Mud between my toes.
My nine-year-old-boy my husband sings.
We have been together fifty years.
Have I taught him nothing?
Nine-year-old girls get dirty too.
Duh!...

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Jaws the movie
duh duh duh duh
duh duh duh duh
the music gives me chills
you know the cadence.
it can never be used again
for another movie
unless it is 2085
then maybe...

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The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout.
Along came the rain and washed the spider out...
Silly spider, of course he got washed out -
so now that arachnid can just sit and pout!...

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We are all born ignorant, not stupid
Some ACQUIRE stupidity for which they're suited
Duh I was born stupid
But once I eluded
Too hard on myself, my stupidity is undisputed (grin)...

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She picks herself up.
Makes doe eyes,
“duh.”

She runs to me,
bump already swelling.

I want to protect her from the hardness
she is always going to crash into it.

I hope 
she can help me cope....

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She picks herself up,
makes doe eyes.

“Duh.”

She comes to me,
her head-bump already swelling.

I want to protect her
from all the hard knocks
she is likely to walk into.

I only hope
she can help me cope
with my inability....

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I want to speak to you so badly
but I’m just going to sit here hoping
you’ll start the conversation.

Boys are so dense!

I even send an obvious signal:
I didn't pull out my phone and get all busy
the moment we were alone. 

Duh....

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I feel it, can't hold my cigarette because my hand is shaking
My nerves are acting up but my feet are still and planting
Yeah I'm tense, I might faint but I'm not going to be failing
Yes, I'm stressed out but I'm obviously going to be winning...

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vaping and smoking huh, i told you not to duh its like you dont care but you always stare at that girl did she get you into this i will be snipping her hair, you are not allowed to smoke and vape but hey i got you some bape clothing if you enjoy that...

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I’m hunting wabbits , are you going too.
Da duh da duh da downtown is a clue.
Watch out for that, doc.
I’ll think I will walk.
Ti, ti, ti, turn quick, wha, wha, what  I do.  


written for
Sponsor Carolyn Devonshire 
Contest Name Techno-Limericks...

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Tell me this, why is there a gate around all cemeteries?
People are dying to get in... duh, that's where peeps are buried
How far did you get in school?
Just passed the status of fool?
Have you some proof like a diploma for breast feeding?...

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“Duh” May be the Only Word That Fits

By Elton Camp

 The great big eyes, ears and teeth Little Red saw,  
Yet couldn’t figure that it wasn’t her Grandmaw
For any kid who was that incredibly easy to betray
It seems to me that “Duh” is the only word to say...

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Vibrations quiver in smoke-filled
volcanoes or parlors not much
difference.

You suck mine, I'll suck yours
both of us feelin'
for stuff that don't suck.

The difference between a fist and a
palm.. umm..
why is that not “duh!!”?

Mysteries, histories
and so on......

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The young creator said "Voila!"
His parents askance, said "Uff da!"

....the carrot a dong,
....the coals, all so wrong!

He cried, "He's just upside down, duh!"

  (     )
 (       )
  (*!*) 
  
12/17/2021 - For Andrea's 'I Need a Laugh Xmas Limerick' contest...

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(A limerick for Jack Ellison)


A surgeon was called to do operation,

as Jim's "little friends" need urgent attention.

His aspiring poetess wife

Scarlet yields a mean word knife;

To reduce sillyballs was her only intention.



*sillyballs? syllables! duh...

09 October 2015...

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